Hang out with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles in Ricky's kitchen, smoking, drinking and talking about whatever the hell pops up in their f***ed-up brains! Watch the video version at www.swearnet.com
Buy one, get eight free! Due to an 'error' at the drive-thru, Ricky has collected chicken fingers from the King, KFC, Harvey's, A&W and... well, every f**king fast food joint in Sunnyvale. Smash open those dipping sauces and let the taste test chicken party begin!
Ricky's dressed up smart today, he's got a job interview - but is he qualified? (Clue: f**k no!) The Boys chat about the million-dollar kitty, banging in church, and a f**ked finger-free business plan! Also: Julian don't want to talk about ass play... but he does!
On today's wired Park After Dark - Cat TV with Bubbles, Julian's greasy Google searches, and the most f**ked news of the week! Also: Did Julian help create the world's most jacked potato?
On the menu today: Kitty gum, blue pancakes, and steamed weed! The Boys discuss first-aider pets, Peeps, and a day at the Bull Load Spa. Julian also has an idea for a new booze experience - is your ass in?!
It's Halloween, f**kers! Drop a coupla 'road beans' and come party with Bubbles Reynolds, Smarty Pants, and... uh, what the f**k is Julian this year? The Boys also attempt to power-carve a pumpkin!
The Boys are hustlers, baby! Ricky's new weed operation is a go, and Bubbles wants to start his own kitty magazine! They also discuss TV shows with real-life f**kin' consequences, and Chinese food that will make your cock water. Plus: Julian's Google search gets greasy as F**K...
Ricky and Bubbles cook up a meaty pizza and a side of 'Ramone' noodles - and oh my f**k, is she ever hot! Pace yourself boys, or you'll get balogny-logged! Also: Halloween jack-o-nips, Roman drive-thrus, and Ricky's mouthwash cocktail!
The Boys eat a feast fit for a fighter and cook some scrump-dilly Army dinners - but where's the freeze-dried dope? Also: Greasy gorillas and sex with robots!
Trinity and Jacob take time out from their f**ked work schedule to hang out in the trailer! Trinity reveals her greasiest OnlyFans request, and Jacob tries to get some f**kin' rest. Also: The world's most delicious animals, and why you shouldn't jam a USB cable in your cock!
Ricky's got a new toy - is it a tanning booth, Doctor Who's TARDIS, or something really dope? The Boys also talk about kitties, banging on the moon, and play Drunk, Stoned or Stupid!
On this week's Clusterf*ck After Dark: Sparks fly as Julian tries to take Ricky's TV! The Boys also wonder what happened to the McDonald's crew, and whether Julian would bang for cash and booze. Also: Don't cut off your penis to save the world!
Sunnyvale is safe from Hurricane Julian, the most muscular storm of 2021! With that sh*tstorm outta the way, the Boys turn their attention to dating chimps, death by hotdog, and why you shouldn't eat horse pills. Also: F**k the milk crate challenge, the Boys come up with the next viral dare!
What the f**k is that smellin' I smell? It's that greasy cave dweller Sam Losco! But he's come bearing free booze and donairs, so the Boys let him in. So what the f**k does he want?! Also: Ricky figures out science!
Ricky's new business is a GO, and Bubbles is making some snazzy company t-shirts. Come on Bubbs, get that f**king iron cranked up - time is money! Julian also has a money-making scheme involving bar fights - how much is Ricky's eyeball worth? Also: Get drunk before the supernova hits!
There's a party in the trailer today with tater tot nachos, pulled pork... and one stinkin' Randy! The Boys discuss why the Queen is on Julian's hot list, the art of the fartist, and Ricky's new business idea. Also: What in the f**k is Bubbles wearing on his face?!
Julian wants to get gaming on Twitch like Snoop Dogg - but first he needs to steal some sh*t! Ricky has some long, tall, short and f**ked facts, and Bubbles reveals his Friday 13th nightmare. Also: What's a group of clowns called? Can ya figure it out before Ricky and Bubbles?!
Put on your speedos and join the Park After Dark cocktail bar for Ricky's strawberry slushies! The Boys also discover why smoking salvia is f**ked, what a bare bear looks like, and start their own charity - Smoke It Forward!
The Boys start the day the good way with a lungful of Sativa and some f**ked-up chat! They discuss liquor slushies, weed bees, and what happened to Ricky's dog, Coolnow. And find out why Bubbles wants to get stuffed!
Ricky's addicted to Shark Week and has some awesome facts about his favourite sea creatures! But could you get one to lick ya? Also: Bag surgery, dumb criminals, and why Randy's pants are coming off!
Ricky's looking super bling in his new gear, and is ready to pick up ladies at the grocery store! But should he hang out by the veggies, or the chip dips? The Boys also discuss Big Jake the big horse, liquor ice-cream, and the weirdest f**king place names in the US. Also: Greasy goings-on down at the Legion!…
Julian's back in the trailer! He reveals where the f**k he's been - and how many dates he got! The Boys also discover why you should keep your bag away from pythons, and why waterparks are so sh*tty. Also: Is Randy now the Boys'... friend?!
Ricky, Bubbles and Randy are in the middle of a looong weekend of drinking! They take time out to discuss moving to Disneyland, Kentucky redneck raves, and how twins work. Also: Find out why NAYSA has a problem with astronauts' underpants!
Julian's got himself banged up in jail after an incident at the strip club - so Randy's taking his place! They discuss the red-hot Sunnyvale housing market, Randy's jail lover, and renting out Julian's trailer on Airbnb. Also: Ricky and Randy want to make a cooking show - but what should they call it?…
Ricky gets a visit from the cops - but they're not looking for him! Can he and Bubbles warn the wanted man before the RCMP comes knocking? Also: Julian's hustling hard down at the local job fair... or is he?
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back together in the trailer! Before they get f**ked up to celebrate, they check out cocaine hippos, underground Antarctic aliens and a tall samsquamptch story. Plus: Get the recipe for Ricky's awesome pretzel dogs!
Whoa, it's Shopping Cart Day! Don't barbecue in a shopping cart, be careful when you eat cicadas... and watch what you smoke, jailbirds! Learn the history of brunch and Captain Morgan, and the insider scoop on shark loads. Also: what's the difference between stoned, baked, and high? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, June 4th, 2021.…
Welcome to Season 3 of Park After Dark - f**k, it only seems like last week we finished Season 2! So, just how f**ked up are the Boys today? They're talking NFTs, UFOs, high IQs, thousand year old cocks, the secret to living a long life... plus hydration tricks from Julian! From the LIVE broadcast on May 28th, 2021.…
The Boys are extra-f**ked today! Julian's on edibles, Ricky needs to make some pothole cocks, and Bubbles has a secret to keeping his liquor all muscly. Also: we pity the fool who doesn't know whose birthday it is! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May 21st, 2021.
Bite into an Impossible Burger and take a swig of Three-Cock Liquor! Park After Dark gets you learnt on f**ked-up animal news, even more f**ked-up alcoholic drinks, and a PSA from the boys about Important Sh*t! Also: Hot Or Not with Julian! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May the 14, 2021.
The Boys are still locked down but they're taking calls, trading memories of Sunnyvale, dropping swish-making instructions, and wondering where the f**k J-Roc and Trevor went. Also: guess who's not wearing pants! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May 7th, 2021.
Park After Dark goes live once again... but back in lockdown! The Boys get on top of f**ked-up world news, including turtle shells, living to 100, and smoking ashes! Also: Julian, hope you like Bubble Butt! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, April 30th, 2021.
Happy Four Twenty! Randy's getting weed-learnt as Julian gives us the history of "420" and giant penguins, Ricky wonders if we can still say "marijuana," and Bubbles cosmically blows your mind! Broadcast LIVE on SwearNet.com on April 20th, 2021.
Get learnt on the latest Park After Dark! The Boys study the geometrical orientation of tits, find out how the Wright brothers' plane is on Mars, and solve the mystery of 'Le Cochon Stupide'. Also: Julian reports on the greasiest news stories from around the worldy pipe!
One for the money two for the show, three to get wasted, let's f**king go! The Boys get learnt about living in a simulation, the world's smartest dogs, and why gender reveal parties can f**k right off. Also: Julian spends Jeff Bezos' scrilla!
Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools' Day pranks went to sh*t! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he's ever made? Also: Forget sh*t hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!
Spring is springing and the Boys are getting horny - but what's their mating call? Ricky's also worried about shrinking cock sizes and the future of the human race, but Julian's got a plan! Also: Will Bubbles' chip dust invention work on steak and pickled eggs?
The Boys are back in business - making their own delicious potato chips! Ricky's at the (mostly not on fire) fryer, flavour scientist Bubbles is perfecting the dirtiest of dirty burger flavours, and 'Julian Musk' is hustling for a buyer - but can he do a deal?
Slow roasted balogny... Shake & Bake hotdogs... presto pesto... four kinds of fancy-ass mustard... holy f**k, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it's all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky's German lesson, and a massive tit fight!
Get ready to swipe right, ladies - Ricky's got a sweet new shirt, and he's looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky's planning a time-travelling New Year's party - in Siberia!…
Wanna wear your underwear for a month? Julian has a solution! Need a wholesome book for kiddies' bedtime? Don't f**king read them the tale of Douglas the bear and Creepy Carl! What the F**K have the Boys been smoking today?!!
Ommmmm... oh for fack's sake! Bubbles is trying to meditate but Julian's more interested in bowling dates with single moms! Ricky has a plan to bring overpriced hockey gear to the kids, and Bubbles tests his knowledge on the Beverly Hillbillies. Also: Lawyer cats, the $5 million dog, and desert island survival skills!…
Bubbles' belly is rumbling like a f**king freight train today - on the menu are coconuts, day-old pizza and a trailer full of cheese! The Boys also check out a vintage teen magazine, a double-cocked chameleon, and Bubbles' latest bird impressions. CAWW CAWW!
Bubbles is on a high after his Kittyman sea shanty went viral - Ricky and Julian are just high 'cause they ate f**king mushrooms! Before they go off the rails, they discuss naked bag rats, the 2021 Super Bowl, and why cat tattoos are f**ked. Also on the menu: duck fingers, candy Kraft dinner and head in a basket!…
The Boys are considering a career move - do they have a sweet future ahead, or are they gonna be hot-dogging it?! Also: hunting for samsquamptches in Oklahoma, the perils of the left cheek sneak, and tall hairy hillbillies!
It's been a helluva week, and the Boys are ready to get banged up! Before they do, they discuss President Joe Junior, cheating on a sex doll, and the hacker that locked up a bunch of cocks. Ricky also discovers he's suffering from a terrible disease! Plus: grab a drink as the Boys make toast to a beloved Sunnyvale resident.…
Watch out Dragons' Den, the Boys are on FIRE with awesome business ideas today! But is anyone gonna invest in muscle care products and the Jack Frost F**kulator? The Boys also discuss Ricky's dope new sneakers, why octopi are big bullies, and giving belly work to tickle foxes. Also: DBH and MLK - WTF?!…
Ricky and Julian's new year's resolutions are going well - but that's only because they're f**ked! The Boys discuss Hawaiian chicken that's definitely NOT looly-looly, Bubbles' nose spiders, and alien space garbage. Also: Ricky tries not to spill the beans about the new season of Trailer Park Boys: Jail!…
F**k you 2020 - bring on 2021! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles awake from a night of partying and try to remember what the f**k happened - who ate all the chocolates, and who performed a striptease? The Boys also unwrap more presents from Santa, and hatch a plan to rob IKEA. Plus: Bubbles has a VERY important announcement!…
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a f**kin' King. Also: One more week before 2020 f**ks off!
Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian p**s-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!