Welcome to the Sassy Grimm's, where we read old fairy tales for an adult audience. No princess is safe, no dwarf's beard left untangled, no witches warts unremoved, and no villains overlooked. Hold on to your chastity belt! "We're going deep!" that's what she said. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sassy-grimms/support
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The Wicked Prince and the Flippy Floop
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A charming prince gets hungry for power... and human flesh! After rising to the top he sets his sights on conquering heaven itself! Will god send down his vengeful wrath? A host of Angels or some other magnificent celestial host to smite the wicked prince?... or maybe something far more sinister? Find out now in this weeks episode. Stay tuned for t…
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The Willow Wern and the Bear and the Coming Queen
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It's an all out battle royal this week, everyone! Forget about the birds and the bees, this is the birds and the birds (get your growler on!) Queens come and Gnats fart, as all out bloody war ensues with our friendly forrest critters. Stay tuned for bonus material about elves who pull pranks and kiss you in your naughty spots --- Support this podca…
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True love conquers all, or does it? Jealous brothers, ear pillaging rose elves, and Jasmine plants grown with true love's tears. In this Sassy Grimm's episode, we tell the tale of the Rose Elf and the growing habits of distraught maidens who do weird things with dead human parts. It is a disturbing love story full of kisses and sweet, gooey weirdne…
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The Rogue and His Master, The Wise Servant and Their Cock Fights
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This time, the Sassy Grimm's are on with two sweet little messed up stories we actually need your help with!A priest sends a young lad upon the path of roguery and witchcraft. The miser father cheats his way out of a bet, and the cock fight ensues! Another master sends his servant on a search, and this wise ass has us so buffeled we can't get over …
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The Shadow (2/2) and The Cake Lady 's Sleepy Hollow
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Welcome to part two of our coffee crazed hijinx! In this episode we finish our tale of The Shadow. Cake Lady skirts, creepin shadows, all paid vacations to The Water Hole for beard growth and a diabolical scheme to marry a princess. One Shadow to Rule them ALL!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sassy-grimms/support…
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The Shadow (1/2) and The Speedy Gonz-Grimm's... Yipa Yipa Yipa!!!
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#toomuchcoffee ! We got hot and heavy with a black, high octane, coffee pot and got all zippity zappity sass and dirty over this hilarious, two part Hans Christian Andersen story! This week we learned of a scholar that attempts to use his shadow for spying on his neighbors. Through the loss of his dark doppleganger, he goes through a quick and pecu…
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The Frog Prince and The Slimey Slap... Dat Ass
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In this episode of The Frog Prince, we tell the story of the slimey fly eating creeper who's all tongue and no foreplay! Worst of all, Daddy dearest not only approves of the whole long slimy thing, but also pushes our princess up to devilish beastiality! Listen and see if this prince gets his froggy freak on. PLUS follow us on Facebook for a video …
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The Emperor's New Clothes and The Butthole Cross
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In this week's episode, we revisit the old tale of the emperor who's so enamored with clothing that he hires some sketchy swindlers (#swindelicious) to bend some air for him and make some enchanting underoos. Oddly enough Trump makes his first and last appearance in the podcast. Plus, a BONUS bit that's meant for YOU! Yeah, you ;) --- Support this …
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In this episode we tell the Grimm's fairy tale of a father given father of the year award for cursing his sons to a life of bird-dom, their sister maiden who carries a log around with everywhere to a sky rave, and dwarf nannies in the frozen tundra... Who's dwarf nanny? Listen to find out! P.S - We know it was the sky orgy that brought you in, stic…
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