#11: Suck my Cock...……………………………………… In a kind way with metaphors and just based respect that levels with your true colours but not often so relish it kind of thing.... "Alright...?"

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

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"I... dunno sometimes... I just... get irrationally scared..."
"By the size of my own bollocks-brain. Move over, bollocks. My true penis comes to town - so to speak... in metaphors..."
Hey there anybody out there, I honestly hope you're not choosing to alienate me, but I do have an awful lot to say, after feeling so bloody darkly, WHEN, deep down... The person I love the most on the ficticious story of Top Boy, is Kano. The technically ficticious, yet, incredibly real and clever... wow, bit too comfortable with homosexuality, and the homo-genus at this point. NOT HOMOGENISED MILK, BUT STILL, THOUGHTS RAMBLE-ON, AND I'VE BEEN ON A FUCKING ROLL TODAY. SMOKING ROLLIES, DRINKING CAFFIENE, AND EATING RIGHT, WHILST BEING A FACKIN' SPORTSMAN, AT THE SAME FAAAAAACKIN' TOIME. ALL IN A GOOD FAAAAHCKIN' ENGLISH DAY.
If it hasn't been, AS, good a day, or you feel you may be taking my jibes badly... True sincerity comes from the heart, and jokes are best read with ALL senses. You can indeed write-in! It's LITERALLY JUST ME HERE. AND THAT'S SINCERE, BUT HEY... USE YOUR OWN JUDGMENT, I'M SURE AS SHITE JUDGING YOU... to anybody that is offering me their equally valuable time, and making me feel it's worth ANY effort in carrying on, it's going okay, all things considered, and people, but still! Nobody writes in: haahaahahhahhh.
What I truly meant to say was, it's a snowball effect, and I do not merely forget when people lead a horse to water, and they're gratefully drinking... I like it, and clearly I'm enough of a lonely wanker to pat myself on the back mid-podcast. I've come a long way in self-respect. Or... come about a yard... so to speak, ON MANY A LEVEL. It's a snowball effect, that GENUINELY (italics: IN THIS CASE IT'S SPECIFIED, OUT OF MY LOGICAL BRAIN, AND THAT WAS BECAUSE IT IS A LAYERED JOKE THAT TRULY DOES MEAN TO MY SELLLF THAT of bloody COURSE I'm being genuine... yet, that was rough. *coarse. like rock salt.) wouldn't like to destroy an entire town. Wouldn't looove to keep guessing my audience too, but I'll keep trying, until I muddy up the water a make it confused and hard to see, orrrrrr, MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND ME properly.
More raps, but I'm not stopping if you hate them, coming soon.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.
Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...
Then, and, only then.
Be a Fan.
I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."
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