Episode 600: Netflix Fails

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions

01:15 Mike Tyson

08:07 Georgia

09:52 Michigan Muslims

15:13 Viewer Comments

20:24 Feeding the Troll

22:27 Kamala & Trans Issues

25:18 The Onion Buys Infowars

28:38 Viewer Comments

31:51 Chat GPJ

—It’s our 600th episode, huzzah!

—Well, we didn’t get the knockout we al wanted, nor did we (apparently) get much of a boxing match.

Jake (or Logan) Paul was kind to Tyson, and didn’t clock him.

It really was a lose-lose situation for Paul; either he loses to Tyson, and is a joke, or he beats Tyson up, and is cruel.
In the end, it was a dance, with Tyson showing both age, and stamina.

But in the end, youthful vigor prevailed.

(As did size, and reach.)

—Ya gotta be careful when it comes to headlines.
This one read, “Georgian’s protest election!”

Which I took to mean, Georgia, the Peach state.

Nope!

The country next to Russia!

Oops.

Always click the article and get the information; snap judgments are no bueno.

—Dearborn, Michigan, has the largest Muslim population in the United States, and they helped swing the mitten state to Trump.

They voted overwhelmingly for Trump, and in second place was Jill Stein.

Why?

Because Biden/Kamala didn’t do enough to keep Israel out of Gaza.

Well, now those really smart people are waking up to the reality anyone with an IQ higher than that of a potato(e) saw coming miles away: Trump is 100% all in on Israel.

Well done, dummies!

Gaza is about to become a parking lot.

Enjoy.

—We jump into our YouTube Livestream to read viewer comments.

—We have a troll, and we’re not sure if he’s just having fun leaving stupid comments, or if he’s genuinely the dumbest person on the planet.

Here, we discuss one of his many dumb posts on our podcast.

—A commenter brought up the fact Kamala said something dumb, once.

It’s odd that she had to be perfect, while Trump could be garbage.

Such a high standard, to set for one, with the opposite, low expectations for the other.

Should trans prisoners be given gender reassignment surgery?

Who cares?

It’s a serious non-issue that helped decide the election.

Thanks, dumb people.

—Oh what a beautiful morning… Oh what a beautiful day…

In a rare moment of good news, Alex Jones, who deservedly lost everything because he’s a horrible human being, had to sell Infowars.

The purchaser?
The Onion.

The satirical newspaper plans to use the site to mock all things conspiracy theory, which means all things Alex Jones.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Side note: speaking of bad rubbish, Lauren Boebert took to Congress to talk about UFOs, and aliens building underwater cities in the ocean.

Great job, Colorado.

You know how to elect ‘em.

—We’re back to trans issues for a bit.

—There is now an app where you can chat with Jesus.

A ChatGPT powered app simulates the responses Jesus would give if asked a question.

Is it hilarious?

Evil?

Well intentioned?

Who knows… Too early to tell, but we can’t wait to find out.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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