Napalm sticks to kids... Underwear talk... Is Pam Grier hot... Pedo jokes... Do nuns shave... Confessions... Circle jerks... Doug is a sodomist... When is a popped collar appropriate... Do priests compare confessions... Matt wants to try heroin... Is Sharon Stone in this film... Matt takes umbrage with something Doug did... Look at the podcast epis…

Jaws crew copulating with locals, crap Italian rip-offs, Jaws 5 news and being scared on the toilet - all in part 2 of our anniversary extravaganza! Listen to full episode and many more here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/124553006?utm_campaign=postshare_creatorAutor: 11-29 Media

Vocal fry or head injury, you decide... Once again Matt didn't take notes... Once again Matt will eat garbage... Doug doesn't understand why Jen married Matt... Oscar caliber acting... A date movie... Doug isn't fooled by subterfuge... Is 1923 This is Us in the old West... Battlestar Galactica talk... All this and more...…

Welcome to the first part of our Jaws 50th podcast! Lots of chat about the movie, the production, and shitting yourself in the water! Listen to the whole episode and all our spin-off podcasts on our Patreon now! Sign up hereAutor: 11-29 Media

Matt is supposed to take notes during the podcast... He didn't... At least Doug paid his internet bill this week... Fewer whores this week... Doug is a Milwaukee celebrity... Matt is having someone look into his ass... Matt prepares for divorce... Doug watched this movie so long ago the movie is a dot to him... A technological marvel, is it marvelo…

Death of a legend... Doug's internet woes continue... Should we just call this a whore cast... How our wives improved us... The delay in our show just allows more time to fill our hearts... Is the movie as good as advertised, or just over-rated... Whores...whores everywhere... All that and more as we put on our cowboy hat and see if we're...…

Audio issues 'cause Doug won't pay for non dial-up internet... Probably a few janky edits... Podcasting on a weeknight... Matt and Doug get called out for being dicks... A bed that could have been good... Kevin Costner appears...or doesn't... A competition for who watches crappier filler... A podcast that sound like episode 5, not episode 255... Th…

The chaps look back at the frankly eye-popping sci horror extravaganza Lifeforce. So bad yet so good. Subscribe to Betamax Babylon's New Home on Patreon: https://patreon.com/betamaxbabylon?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkAutor: 11-29 Media

Sharing or oversharing information... Smell the fart acting... Doug retains council... An old movie... Doug misses an obvious thing... Lots of clips... Matt gets pissy about politics... Doug is in his WW2 element... Lots of stock footage, if only we had stock podcast audio... All this and more in black and white and in 4:3...…

Milestone schmilestone, shortest podcast ever... Both boys get taken to task... Dick picks a fight at a convenience store... Doug starts a podcast without Matt... The unsingable bed song... A house divided cannot stand... All this and more as we talk through...

An apology... The season of Loggia is over, but the season of single word/syllable titles continues... Does Matt need therapy... Possible subtle racism... A phone call in the middle of the podcast... Is it cold in Tennessee... Does Matt know what a banger is... Goes longer than expected...

Throwing haymakers from the opening bell... What do you do after you poop your pants... First time seeing boobs in the wild... Going out with someone because you want to get laid... Fantasies about the end of the world... Defining relationships suck... Does getting your salad tossed change your life... Going back, would you do it... Matt's hot take…

Anal sex... Matt is passive aggressive... Doug needs some throat lube... Long clips... Jerkin' off in the middle of the podcast... Doug is a fucking idiot... Ring size... Matt's story "I, Thief" is part of his book Anger, Theft, Murder, and other Niceties" available on Amazon along with his other books https://www.amazon.com/Anger-Theft-Murder-othe…

“What’s in the pod!!!!” In a two-part special the guys mark 30 years of David Fincher’s melancholy masterpiece Se7en. Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew to hear part 2: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/Autor: 11-29 Media

Will Doug win the game... Matt is disgusting and lucky to have a wife... Doug segment shames Matt... Matt is old... Doug is a hypocrite... The boys honor the passing of a legend...multiple times... Idiom corrections... Distrust of the legal system... Coincidences... All this as Matt and Doug take the witness stand and promise to tell the truth, the…

Season 15 screams to a start...in slow motion... Matt gets off the dole... Doug thinks about his future... Kids have no respect... Matt refuses to get an iPhone... An acting tour de force... Winner takes all at the Kumite... All this and much more...

A big fuckin' film.. Technical issues...again...Doug really needs to pay his internet bill... Judging relationships... Why you should watch where you sit... Some behind the scenes recordings... Was Thanos right... Uses for jello... Matt hates Miles Teller... Doug decides it's his turn to be a naysayer... Not gonna say what part, but I honestly thin…

Christmas recaps... There is nothing wrong with girls' trips... How would the boys do in prison... How much to kill someone... Doug says Beyonce sucks... New York or Boston... Matt and Jen are both Curmudgeons... Matt calls an audible on next week... Back over three for the first time in a hot minute...…

A classic episode from the essential Christmas ghost story series scares the crap out of the chaps Subscribe to Pirate Video Crew so you never miss an episode of Betamax Babylon: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/Autor: 11-29 Media

Doug still hasn't paid internet bill... Joey won't get let back into the building... Matt gets confused... Damn we're old... Amazon shopping... Chuck Norris is a true "acting" role... Earworms, earworms everywhere... Other stuff probably happened as well... Aaron Rodgers... Plans for the new Shangri-La... It was sloppy, but isn't a sloppy one bette…

Grab a shirt and rip that mother fucker open... Joey returns for 5th time... Doug is in trouble if his spouse dies... Doug as a public servant... A repeated SOTW.?... Matt gets no respect, self or otherwise... An actual produced bed... Fantasy Football ... Pool tables...not just for oral any more... Hot nuns... Matt cries again... There are some pa…

The chaps discuss how the director of the scariest Christmas movie ever also made a festive family classic beloved by Americans Subscribe to Pirate Video Crew so you never miss an episode of Betamax Babylon: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/Autor: 11-29 Media

Doug questions his masculinity... Both Matt and Doug are judgemental pricks... Matt cries....multiple times... An earworm... Spandex uniforms and mushroom heads... Thumbs in asses... A movie so complicated neither Matt nor Doug understood exactly what happened... Matt says he can beat up a celebrity... Announcement of the Christmas movie and the re…

A movie with a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes... Matt is in a funk... Thanksgiving... Doug finds some hidden treasure... Matt's son provides podcast gold... How realistic is the idea of being offered stuff for a 5 star recruit... All that plus a few things more...

Dougzan...all I'm gonna say is Dougzan...

The beginning sounds like ass 'cause Matt forgot to hit record... Timezones, who do they work... Doug likes to gaslight people... Matt is a big pussy... Doug takes in the arts... Doug poops in a cave and is ashamed... Matt poops in his pants and is not... A movie can exist by any rules it wants, but it has to obey those rules... Doug throws a curve…

Doug closes his eyes and becomes invisible... Poop or fruit... Matt finds to find subtext and layers to the movie... Lots of technical issues on both sides... Doug is busy stuffing columns... Matt gets verklempt about some stupid bull-shit... A super highly rated movie, do they like it... All this and more as we steal back the stuff you won't pay f…

I honestly don't know what to write here... I'm drinking and taking Oxy so my judgement is questionable... Dan joins us for a non-Indy podcast... One minor audio fuck-up early, but not bad... Doug tries to rationalize why this is our fall holiday podcast... Matt is adapting to life as a shut-in... Lots of geek moments... Are goths sexy... Would you…

This year’s Halloween special looks at Halloween H20 and the Halloween franchise while Bruce takes aim at the Terrifier franchise and James tells a spine-tingling true story! Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew to listen to the full episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/Autor: 11-29 Media

Matt has surgery... Matt is on drugs... Inappropriate humor... Doug asks for one clip and Matt nails it... Fear of being crippled... Doug has a war boner... Saw films... Other stuff... All this and more as we go back to World War II England for...

The chaps enter the granddaddy of haunted houses, get annoyed about the current owner and discuss the 1979 FA Cup Final for some reason Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew to listen to the full episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/Autor: 11-29 Media

Technical issues... Is 3:00 on a Thursday a bad time to do a podcast... Jobs lost, jobs gained, jobs put on hold... Anal in The Omen... Matt and Doug are old... Tristar... Prison fears... Which is worse, a snitch or a chomo... Sly gives speeches... All this and more as we tackle yet another men in prison film...…

Matt has a trip... Doug slides down the dinosaur... Matt is depressed... Doug contemplates splitting up his fortune... Ball shaving... A boatload of porn is up for auction... Does working for the devil have a matching 401k... Monologues, lots of monologues... A bit that goes on too long but doesn't get cut... Does parenting take a back seat to any …

Halloween season kicks off with the 1987 psycho parent classic Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew so you never miss an episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/Autor: 11-29 Media

Doug's left ball... Matt parties with kids... Doug's voice via AI... Fake Facebook fights... Gun talk... Doug talks about homophobic smoking... Can you drink water that has had a body marinating in it... Joker 2 talk... The devil... An Easter Egg for Matt... All this and more as we throw a shrimp on the barbie and say Zed instead of Z for this week…

The guys enter the Dreamscape and chat about dream nonsense and how it was ripped off in Inception Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/Autor: 11-29 Media

Listen to hear how fast Doug can race through a movie... The intricacies of spirits and contacting them... Matt gets bad news about his back and learns he has something in common with Dolphins... Doug meets some dogs... Doug berates Matt's choices...about life and the podcast... Coming in well under two hours it's our shortest podcast yet... Not ev…

Sam Delaney returns to chat about Subbuteo and reveal some shocking fights over the beloved football game Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew for the Full episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/Autor: 11-29 Media

Season 14 kicks off and this episode has everything... Technical issues... Doug bullies little kids... Matt living the bachelor life... After 220 episodes Voldemort is mentioned by name... Underwear shopping... Matt makes it all serious... Doug learns to spell... Anal bleaching... All that and so much more as we prep for trip down the aisle in...…