The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Autor: Houston's Eagle

Nathan has been getting a monthly BOX of CIGARS in the mail that BELONGS to the PREVIOUS owner of his NEW place…But old Nate decided to KEEP and SMOKE them instead of FORWARDING them! Well, Rog, the cigar CONNOISSEUR, calls to tell Nathan the free ride’s OVER…and now he OWES Rog for EACH box of STOGIES he’s SMOKED! How far will Rog GO to get his CI…

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Emily works at a HEALTH CLUB, so she’s dealt with people at their BEST and their WORST…But nothing like THIS! Today, ANNE NICHOLE SMITH calls Emily looking for some help LOSING WEIGHT and a BUDDY to do a PORN WITH! Is Emily DOWN with Anne’s kind of EXERCISE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat…

Chris drives a SEPTIC TRUCK and sometimes he parks it in his neighborhood OVERNIGHT when he wants to save a TRIP! Well, Rog, the NIGHTMARE next-door, calls Chris to say he must have CRAP for BRAINS if he thinks no one can SMELL his POOP TRUCK…So either it GOES, or Chris DOES! How HARD does Rog PUSH things this time?! See omnystudio.com/listener for…

Dusty’s leasing a place with a DEACTIVATED security system put in by the previous owners, but even though it doesn’t WORK he’s still getting BILLS for it! Well, security expert Dean calls Dusty to say the SYSTEM is working just FINE, heck Dean can see Dusty RIGHT NOW talking to him on the phone in his UNDERPANTS! Will Dusty have to PAY for the PRIV…

Al had his ENGINE BLOCK replaced, but the SHOP did some EXTRA WORK for FREE, so Al thought he made out like a BANDIT! Well, Rog, the Customer Service SUPERSTAR, calls to tell Al NOTHING’S free in this world, so his FREERIDE is OVER! Will Rog give Al a BREAK or a HEART-ATTACK?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Jack used an AUTOMATED PARKING LOT downtown, but when he tried to PAY the machine was FROZEN, so he thought he got to park for FREE! Well, Dean, the PUSHY parking attendant, calls to say just because it was THEIR FAULT Jack couldn’t pay doesn’t mean JACK to Dean! How does this call about PARKING PAYMENTS get way too PERSONAL way too FAST?! See omny…

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Monica works in PEST CONTROL, so she knows how to deal with CREEPY CRAWLIES and CREEPY CUSTOMERS, but nothing like THIS! Today a VERY friendly ALF calls Monica with a ROACH problem, but instead of asking HER to take THEM OUT…ALF askes Monica OUT for a night on the COUCH! Will the LITTLE HAIRY ALIEN get LUCK…

Michelle’s KEY FOB stopped working 2 days after she got her BRAND-NEW CAR, she got it fixed, but the NEXT DAY it died AGAIN! Well, Rog, the KING of CONDESCENSION, calls from the service department to tell Michelle she just doesn’t understand CARS…Maybe she should ask her HUSBAND! How does Michelle like Rog’s special brand of “customer service”?! Se…

Dennis’ SON got into a no-fault CAR ACCIDENT at SCHOOL, but the kids decided to not get the INSURANCE INVOLVED! Well, PAPA BEAR Dean calls Dennis to say his car is NEWER and BETTER so insurance or NOT Dennis is paying for Dean’s DENT! How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Arin had a WILD NIGHT getting DRUNK at a MOTEL that he can’t really REMEMBER! Well, Rog, the Hotel’s HOTHEAD, calls to say Arin DESTROYED Rog’s Grandma’s beautiful PAINTING on his DRUNKEN TIRADE and he’s on the HOOK for $560 to replace it! Will this call be Arin’s perfect PICTURE of PAIN?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Jake got some LAB WORK done recently and thought that if he IGNORED the BILL his INSURANCE would take care of it! Well, Dean, the BIG BAD insurance man, calls to say they covered MOST of it, but Jake STILL owes $9.38…And he better SHUT UP and PAY UP or else his coverage is CANCELLED! Who will BLINK first in this CLAIMS conundrum?! See omnystudio.co…

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Angela works at the BANK, and since she’s dealing with OTHER people’s MONEY, customer service is KEY! Well, TODAY, the always UNPREDICTABLE Mel Gibson thinks poor Angela OWES him some CASH…And you DEFINITELY DON’T want to MESS with MEL’S MONEY! Will Angela be able to keep her COOL?! See omnystudio.com/liste…

Natasha is a bit artsy, so she has a bunch of HOMEMADE WIND CHIMES in her backyard that she’s VERY proud of! Well, Rog, the NIGHTMARE neighbor next door, calls Natasha to say her wind chimes are LOUD, UGLY, and OBNOXIOUS and she needs to take them DOWN before he comes over there does it HIMSELF! How does Natasha handle Rog’s thoroughly UNCONSTRUCTI…

Dena was OVER CHARGED 3 times for a POOL TABLE, and she’s just about at the end of her ROPE! Well, Dean, the Customer service Cretin, calls to say if she doesn’t PAY UP Dean and his boys will have to REPOSSESS it! How far does Dean go to get his MONEY?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

On Wednesday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Nichole works at a SHOE STORE so she knows how to figure out what customers WANT, but THIS CALL will put her PEOPLE SKILLS to the ULTIMATE TEST! TODAY, Ozzy Osbourne, the MUMBLY Prince of Darkness, calls poor Nichole looking for SOMETHING but is sure isn’t SHOES! Will Nichole need a TRANSLATOR fluent in OZZY …

Jerod’s neighborhood has a NEW garbage pickup company, and they just can’t get the TRASH picked up ON TIME, so sometimes Jerod leaves his trash can out for the next day. Well, Rog, the HOA rep from HELL, calls to say Jerod needs to start taking in his trash EACH day or else he needs to START looking for a new place to LIVE! How much TROUBLE can one…

It's Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam! Who's getting SCAMMED today? Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Autor: Houston's Eagle

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Dave works at a BANK so people FREAKING OUT about their FINANCES is nothing new, but this call might be too much for him to HANDLE! The famously FRANTIC Shia Labeouf is on the line, he’s lost his MONEY, and he wants it BACK, but he’s not feeling very HELPFUL! Will Dave FIND Shia’s ACCOUNT or LOSE his MIND?!…

Adam stayed at a NO PETS ALLOWED Air BnB, but snuck his DOG in anyway, what a REBAL! Well, Dean, the Air BnB BUTT-HEAD, calls to say he KNOWS about the DOG because of his HIDDEN SPY CAMERAS in the living room, kitchen, and of course BEDROOM! How personal does this CREEPY CALL get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Tonya’s car Dashboard has BUBBLES all over it like the thing has have been on FIRE! But no need to worry it’s under WARRANTY…Right? Well, Rog, the RENEGADE REPAIRMAN, calls to say Tonya’s ugly GLASS HEART, which she had hanging from her rear-view mirror, caught the sun and caused the damage, so warranty or NOT, she’s on the hook for the PAYMENT! Ho…

Rachel still has her Christmas DOORMAT out because SHE likes it, and no one can SEE it RIGHT? Well Rog, the Springtime GRINCH, calls Rachel to say the HOA sees ALL…and it’s time for her TACKY doormat to be PUT AWAY! How does Rog go from PUSHY to PERVY in record time?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Henry’s SMOKE ALARM keeps going off randomly, one time for 4 HOURS straight! Well Dean, the HOA ATTACK DOG, calls to tell Henry that enough is ENOUGH and maybe he should put the BONG down and turn his alarm OFF! How does Henry deal with Dean the JUDGMENTAL HOA Rep?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Frank likes to get his weekend YARD WORK done SUPER EARLY, and a certain nosey neighbor has had enough! Rog, the NIGHTMARE next door, decides to take the NOISE battle to Frank with his OWN early morning ritual, an EPIC amateur BAGPIPE jam session! Will Rog’s BAGPIPING make Frank change his MOWING SCHEDULE, or just RUN for the HILLS?! See omnystudio…

Mike had to put up a FENCE because his NEIGHBORS keep coming on his PROPERTY without his say so! Well Rog, the HOA rep that’s ABOVE THE LAW, calls to say either Mike takes the fence DOWN or else Rog and his BACKHOE will take care of it for him! Will Mike keep his FENCE or lose his MIND?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Lauren and her husband CLOG their DRIVEWAY with everything from CARS to REFRIGERATORS…And the LOCALS aren’t LOVING IT! Well, next door NIGHTMARE Dean calls to say not only is their CRAP COLLECTION against the RULES, but it also makes their already UGLY HOUSE even UGLIER! What does Dean do to get UNDER Lauren’s SKIN?! See omnystudio.com/listener for…

Liz works at a BURGER PLACE so she knows how WEIRD people can be when they get HUNGRY, but she’s NEVER dealt with anyone like THIS! Today the FOULMOUTHED Rallo, from the Cleveland Show, calls Liz’s burger place looking for POPCORN SHRIMP…And things just go DOWNHILL from there! How does Liz like Rallo’s SPECIAL way of ASKING NICELY?! See omnystudio.…

Adam had some people over for a PARTY and the cars took up the street’s ENTIRE cul-de-sac! Well, Rog, the blocked-in neighbor next door, calls to say Adam’s DUMB friends kept his GARBAGE from getting PICK UP, so he’s coming over to DUMP it on Adam’s LAWN! How does Rog push Adam over the EDGE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Donnie’s KIDS like to ride DIRT BIKES, so someone called the COPS, but they said GO AHEAD! Well, Rog, the neighborhood NARC, calls Donnie to say since the COPS didn’t serve JUSTICE, Rog will have to take matters into his OWN HANDS! Will Donnie’s bikes SURVIVE this CALL?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Andy put $500 DOWN on a COUCH she tried to buy a YEAR AGO…And she STILL doesn’t have it! Well, the guys, representing the CRAPPY COACH people, call Andy to say her couch has been SOLD to someone else because she wasn’t making her PAYMENTS…On the couch she DOESN’T have YET! Will Andy need a LIE-DOWN after this CALL?! See omnystudio.com/listener for …

Kevin has a DEER FEEDER in his BACKYARD, because he likes to give nature a helping hand, how NICE! Well, Dean, the animal HATING neighbor next door, calls to say that feeder needs to GO, because DEER are basically large horned RATS, and he doesn’t want anything to do with them! How does this DEER dispute get even WEIRDER?! See omnystudio.com/listen…

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, James is a TELEMARKETER, so he knows how to keep his COOL when people get HEATED, but James might find HIS limit with THIS call! TODAY, James calls the always OPINIONATED Dr. Phil, and he thinks James has a DRUG PROBLEM he’s just not being honest with himself about…And he wants him to get HELP! How will Jam…

Mikaela saw a person PARKED in a HANDICAP spot without a HANG TAG, so she left a NASTY NOTE! Well, Rog, the parking PROBLEM MANCHILD, TRACKED Mikaela down to say who DIED and made her the PARKING SHERIFF?! How HEATED does the HE SAID, SHE SAID get on this CALL?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Kim’s TRANSMISSION needed some WORK, but not to worry it’s under WARRANTY…Or so he THOUGHT! Rog, the ROUGHNECK mechanic, calls Kim to say he only has a PARTIAL WARRANTY which means SHUT UP and PAY YOUR PART or else he’ll have to pay for the WHOLE THING! Will Kim need a WALLET WARRANTY after Rog is down with him?! See omnystudio.com/listener for pri…

Jim ordered some SOCKS online, but when the package showed up it was taped, sealed, and COMPLETELY EMPTY! Well, Dean, the customer service EXPERT, calls Jim to say they don’t have any PROOF that he didn’t get his SOCKS, but as a peace offering Dean’s going to take a LONG RUN and send Jim HIS! How FUNKY is Dean’s SPECIAL DELIVERY?! See omnystudio.co…

On Wednesday's Celebrity Birthday Scam, Mike just started as a TELEMARKETER, and he’s already used to how WEIRD people can be on the PHONE, but THIS call might just take the CAKE! TODAY, poor Mike calls the man of many ANNOYANCES Jim Carrey, and he doesn’t want to LISTEN to the deals…He just wants to TALK! Will Mike be able to MAKE THE DEAL?! See o…

Nicole likes to sit on her PATIO and SING SONGS on her ACOUSTIC guitar, who could have a PROBLEM with that? Well, Rog, the ANNOYED neighbor, that’s WHO! Rog calls Nicole to tell her that her nightly UNPLUGGED concerts need to have a FAREWELL tour NOW, or else he’s going to have to take matters into his own HANDS! How does Nicole handle Rog the musi…

Jodi just moved into a new NEIGHBORHOOD, so she put out a “WELCOME FRIENDS” sign to help fit in! Well, Rog, the HOA hardhead, calls Jodi to say her sign’s an EYESORE and it needs to GO! And if Jodi doesn’t take care of it, Rog will DUMP it in her POOL! Will Jodi have to find a NEW, Rog-less NEIGHBORHOOD?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf…

Luke’s DOG keeps getting into the neighbor’s BACKYARD and DIGGING UP the HERB GARDEN! Well, Dean, the NIGHTMARE next door, calls to say that was his SPECIAL “HERB” GARDEN, if you know what he means, and it’s gonna cost $2,000 to replace his STASH! How COOL will Luke be about Dean’s next-door SIDE-HUSTLE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf…

On Wednesday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Elyse works at a PIZZA PLACE, so she’s used to RUDE people with WEIRD topping choices, but NOTHING like THIS! Today, food fanatic HOMER SIMPSON calls poor Elyse looking for GRILL CHEESE, and he’s FIGHTING MAD when she says they don’t have THEM! Will Homer get his GRILLED CHEESE or will he just GRILL Elyse?! S…

Lucy ordered a BRA and PANTY set online, didn’t like them, so she used their FREE RETURN policy to send them BACK! Well, Dean, the online UNDERWEAR salesman, calls to say the free return is only for people who DON’T try the clothes ON…And Lucy’s BIG BUTT stretched them out…Which is BAD for BUSINESS, but a GOOD FIT for Dean’s WAISTLINE! How much WEI…

Markem’s car got REPO’ED then AUCTIONED, but he STILL owed money on it…And that was 2 years ago! Dean, the finance FIEND, calls Markem to let him know times UP and he needs to pay UP, or else Dean’s coming down to repo his NEW CAR for some “CREATIVE” collateral! Will Markem be taking the BUS by the end of this CALL?! See omnystudio.com/listener for…

Jeff’s ROOF is covered in PINE NEEDLES, and he didn’t think it was a BIG DEAL. Well, that was until Rog, the HOA HEAVY-HITTER, calls to say having pine needles on your roof is a CLEAR violation of the dreaded SECTION 17 in the HOA manual, and now he’s gonna PAY! How does Jeff like Rog’s NOT SO NEIGHBORLY advice?! See omnystudio.com/listener for pri…

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Monica runs a COPY STORE, and she’s had her fair share of CRAZY CUSTOMERS looking for WEIRD STUFF, but NOTHING like THIS! TODAY, Patrick Stewart, as Captain Jean-Luc Picard, calls Monica’s copy place looking for a DOCTOR and he expects his ORDERS to be followed without QUESTION! This call is the FINAL FRONT…

Steve likes to RELAX in his HOT TUB…NAKED and doesn’t want to be DISTURBED! Well, Dean, the Don of disturbance, calls Steve to say he’s got a DELIVERY that needs a signature at the FRONT DOOR, and he’s not taking “LEAVE ME ALONE!” for an answer! How close does Dean get to Steve’s DANGER ZONE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Carl rented a CAR, but BUSTED UP one of the RIMS, so he REPLACED it before bringing it BACK! Well, Dean, the demented RENTAL MANAGER, calls Carl to say they found out about his PATHETIC amateur MECHANIC WORK, and since Carl SCREWED it up in the first place, he’s on the HOOK for the REPAIRS! Will Carl & Dean WORK something OUT, or PUNCH each other O…

Mike had a BIG PARTY at his LAKE HOUSE and his ELDERLY NEIGHBORS didn’t appreciate it! Well, HOA heavyweight Rog calls to say either Mike turns down the TUNES or else Rog is coming over to BEAT HIM DOWN! How do we go from WILD PARTIES to WILD PUNCHES?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

On Thursday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Rachael works at a DELI, so she’s used to people making WEIRD special ORDERS, but NOTHING like this! Today a VERY hungry DAVID LEE ROTH calls Rachael looking for a bucket of FRIED CHICKEN and he’s not taking, “we don’t have that…” for an ANSWER! Will David drive Rachael CRAZY trying to get his CHICKEN FIX?! Se…

Henry gets his DOG FOOD delivered, but the last order didn’t SHOW UP, so he had to go out and buy it HIMSELF! Well, Dean, the delivery DELINQUENT, calls to say Henry’s getting that missed shipment whether he wants it or not, so SHUT UP and OPEN WIDE…Cuz This month’s flavor is SALMON and SWEET POTATO! How does this call go from talking about KIBBLES…

Lauren STILL has her CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS up and the neighbors have had ENOUGH! So, Rog, the OVERLY dedicated HOA rep, calls Lauren to tell her that the BIG SANTA INFLATABLE needs to come down NOW or else he’s coming HOME with Rog! How does Lauren handle Rog’s post-Christmas ROUGH-UP?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…