Gay Cousins Podcasty

In today’s episode we spell out slut in sopita, order the works at gay Starbucks, move into our pods in a dystopian el pollo loco, and host a cooking segment on a naked morning show & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us…

In today’s episode we pitch alternatives to the Choco Taco, get ready for back-to-school in the year 2062, predict cake trends with Ma, go piñata shopping in the 100 Acre Woods & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscribe, rat…

In today’s episode we front tramp stamps and back tramp stamps at Costco, give big jorgenergy at the lake, sit in conversation with Jennifer Affleck, live la vida loca in line for the monkey pox vax & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Ga…

Ep 174: "Thick Bottle, Tight Mouth?!" by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & EstevanAutor: Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan

In today’s episode we welcome you into A24s new series ‘The Gay Shöppe,’ honk for Jesus with Shawna, Crystal, Derhonda, fight them kids with Doja Cat, expose why the lights really went out in Georgia & much more! Available everywhere podcasts toare streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the…

In today’s episode we ride a disco horse to Salem, cast an all Latine reheat of Carlos’ Angels, shop for Jacquemus knock-offs in Santee Alley, fly on escobas with the Sanderson Sisters & much more! Available everywhere podcasts toare streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Ho…

In today’s episode we get in line for the monkeypox vaccine with Ken and Barbie, drink bloody Meryls with our cousin Cucu, go riding in cars with boys we shouldn’t, take our orgy/Terrier mix for a walk & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-4…

In today’s episode we rank the most lickable chips with Kelly Clarkson, run for mayor of Artichoketown, join JHud in celebrating TGIF with our EGOTS, cast the dais of the Comedy Central Eucharoast of Your Gay Cousins & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, g…

In today’s episode we audition for the Blue Man Group, bounce on our community trampoline in a music video, expose the dark side of Balsamic Vinegar, host a Tamagotchi reality competition show & much more!Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to…

In today’s episode we run shirtless in your neighborhood with Darryl Stephens, celebrate hot dad Summer by opening a daycare, embrace our place in the sissyhood, fax in our headshot to audition for the Latinx spinoff of Noah’s Arc: “Nestor’s Canoe” & much more! photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9…

In today’s episode we show our MINX on TRL with Oscar Montoya, shop for cassettes at Not A Virgin Records, shoot the B-Horror movie Your Gay Demons, get rejected from OnlyFans & much more! photograph: Mister Andrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't…

In today’s episode we order quad shot espressos with our Bros, rank our favorite hard C’s at DragCon, predict what our Tia Rihanna will name our cousin, stroke our Oscars with Hollywood’s glitteratti & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the G…

In today’s episode we explore the multi-verse of madness with Ricky Martin, ask Anna Wintour for her ID outside of a Dave & Busters, give dead face for our cash pig, eat chicken soup in a redbox & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Co…

In today’s episode we host a segment selling floral tops on QVC the queer value channel, fellowship with our cousins in Christ over shots of fireball, pup train our possums on the Rosie O'Donnell show, get picked to live in a house & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, quest…

In today’s episode we welcome our drag cousin Salina Estitties, celebrate short kink spring by eating chicken on the street, join the Mattel cinematic universe as Barbie’s chola cousin, rank our favorite meats & much more! photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, q…

In today’s episode we perform at the LA County Fair, make balloon animals with our good foot, celebrate the return of the Mexican pizza, smash confetti eggs on each other…if you know what we mean & much more! photograph: @ misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, adv…

In today’s episode we curate a celebrity Close Friends list, eat tortillas with butter for snack at Abbott Elementary, shoplift skeleton keys from Abercrombie & Fitch, pitch the JLo biopic entitled Jen-Mex & much more! photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, quest…

Ep 160: "Bidi Bidi Roomba!" by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & EstevanAutor: Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan

In today’s episode we channel our gay Mexican ancestors in Dexter’s Laboratory, dive into the science of disappearing tops, take psychedelic mushrooms with our moms, show off our half-pipes in Lizzo’s Yitty & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline …

In today’s episode we pitch a Latinx Bridgerton spin-off featuring new music from Selena, tip our top hats and bottom hats in tribute to JLo, smash and pass Disney dad’s, get hard in suits promoting Estevan’s new book & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the…

In today’s episode we run for Your Gay Cousin official Historian, pitch a reheat of Unwrapped sponsored by Truvada, film POV videos at each other’s funeral, predict gay rides at Nintendo land coming 2023 & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310…

In today’s episode we star in the HBO Latinx spin-off The Tinfoil’d Age, debate the potato Fry-erarchy, catch ostensible spit with our mouths, perform Mexican Pizza jingles with Doja Denise Cat & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget …

In today’s episode we have a ball with Eddie James Olmos, cut holes in our audition costumes to be go-go dancers, rank our favorite Als, open a Erin Brocohvich themed restaurant “Two Left Feet and Fuckin Ugly Shoes” & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, go…

In today’s episode we predict the first-annual F.A.G. Award nominees, raw dog tacos with Zachary Quinto, set-up our Lesbian friends inside Disney’s new apartment complex, set our alarm clocks for half-past seasonal depression & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the G…

In today’s episode we lick 9-volt batteries at Euphoria High with Francisco Cabrera-Feo, build bisexual pocket robots, give $20 to am-BI-dextrious representation, hold the mushroom head of our mics in our mouths & so much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, goo…

In today’s episode we buy old Valentine’s chocolates using BatCoin, cruise for hole emoji’s wearing business casual, go ice skating to Rihanna’s new album, pray to our Father figurines for mini chimichangas & so much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good new…

In today’s episode we welcome Curly Velasquez to the pari, fap our onomatopoeias with Baby Spice, take dirty talk to a hole new level, flirt with you hot dads on TikTok & so much more!Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and…

In today’s episode we reveal our new business-in-the-front-piyamas-in-the-back look, bake Dolly Parton cakes to celebrate 150 episodes, snort Flintstone vitamins at Euphoria High, play with our Wordles on the bus & so much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, go…

In today’s episode we join a cult with Monica Potter, predict a new M&M color to join the AvengHER cast, make alien contact with Straggots on a foreign planet, pitch our puppet debut inside The Legends of the Hidden Temple & so much more! instagram.com/YourGayCousinstwitter.com/YourGayCousinsyourgaycousins.com/shop…

NEW EPISODE 148: “You Wanna Take A Photo Dump?“ - In today’s episode we ask how do you like them apples, sell RuPaul chocolate bars at our tia’s office job, upload performative photo dumps of our dry cleaning, reveal what our gay pulse sounds like & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be su…

In today’s episode we set the rules for Himbo-fication, use gay bitcoins to buy vegan crab rangoons, piss into the wide mouth of an empty Snapple bottle, and celebrate National Morse Code Day with Borris Chestnut and a dead horse & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on…

In today’s episode we cry into the open mouth of 2021, rank soups from hot to not, take home leftover Hooters in aluminum swans, pay tribute to the original gorgeous gorgeous girl, Tia Betty White & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter:instagram.co…

Thank you so much, cousins! See ya next year (fka next week)Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter:instagram.com/YourGayCousinstwitter.com/YourGayCousinsyourgaycousins.com/shopAutor: Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan

In today’s episode we perform close up magic at the office Christmas pari, fall in love at new sight with Brenda from accounting, pour dirty mop water on our gay holiday trees, ask Santa for peepee on Peaccock & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter…

In today’s episode we get into the festing season with Martha Stewart, bake Jack in the Taco fries for our judgy tias, get up in grandma drag, pitch a spin-off series Hotter Ones a show with Hot Cheetos and hotter hosts & so much more!Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram …

In today’s episode we fist beans live on-air, dip into our peggy banks for pizza money, elect Ina Garten mayor of Beer Gardens, bring everything bagels to the orgy & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter:instagram.com/YourGayCousinstwitter.com/YourG…

In today’s episode we become hot weather girls Yessica and Messica Simpson, read true lies with Damie Lee Curtis, measure the girth of our Arizona Tea cans, sniff holiday poppers in our school photos & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter:instagram…

In today’s episode we make music predictions about Adele and Boy Bands, get thankful for the tip being included, reveal why the eyebrows are the pubes of the face, set the track list for our upcoming Hole-a-day album & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & …

In today’s episode we predict the cast of the live-action Arthur film, sample the Mariah Menu with Samantha Jones, become pocket gays on Back Alley Boulevard, sprinkle autumn leaves in Tayla’s black box theatre & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitte…

Ep 139: Cumterion Collection? by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & EstevanAutor: Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan

NEW EPISODE 138: “International House of Pussy!” - In today’s episode we sit at an 8 top with the cast of Dune 2, ride Pete Davidson’s log at WaterWorld, decide which of us is the short stack in pancake culture, launch our alt Facebook site “Betta" & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be s…

In today’s episode we plan our Puppy Play costumes for Halloween, find the Ho to our Me at gay Starbucks, answer 69 questions for Vogue Magazine, co-host the morning announcements at In-N-Out & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter:instagram.com/You…

In today’s episode we reveal where our On and Off switches are, take a trip to our hometowns with Willy Wonka, eat soggy crisps with Adele, pitch the HBO Succession spin-off “Concession” & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter:instagram.com/YourGayC…

In today’s episode we predict the Netflix spin-off Squidward Games, go easy on subway rats, have our bottles serviced in the red room, show our CoolPix to the newest Movie Surfers & so much more!Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter:instagram.com/YourGayCousinstw…

In today’s episode we bake-off LIVE with Adele, turn a new leaf as James Bond’s Mexican replacements, take a photo dump with The Royal Family, listen to the soothing sounds of HipHoPopori & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter:instagram.com/YourGay…

In today’s episode we wear chonies in the Savage Fenty show, welcome our Tia de la noche to The Pari, throw water balloons at middle schoolers, accept our Emmy win for best cake flip & so much more!Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter:instagram.com/YourGayCousin…

In today’s episode we take the bus to the Met Gayla, apologize for being late to Latinx Heritage Month, take piss photos with Troye and Rihanna, ask Miss Foradollar to use the Mexican direct deposit & so much more! Stream it now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud, Google Podcasts, or Stitcher | tap the link in our bio & tweet along as you liste…

In today’s episode we predict the plot of Sister Act 3 as sponsored by D.A.R.E., take what we need from straight people, eat mushroom mazapans inside The Room, get matching mullets with Doja Cat & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter:instagram.com/…

In today’s episode we reveal how gay tops and bottoms are actually born, take a trip to Mount Dew, join the gay cast of Dancing with the Stars, manifest banning straight people from Halloween & so much more! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday for a new episode! And be sure to follow us on Instagram & Twitter:instagram.com/You…

Ep 128: Introducing The Your Gay Cousins UnHappy Mea! by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & EstevanAutor: Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan