Gay Cousins Podcasty

In today’s episode we rank our favorite endangered spokescandies, wear ugly clothes to Paris Fashion Week, do the voiceovers for the 1st Annual Oscars, get stomach aches on our way to the Superbowl & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't for…

In today’s episode we reveal our inner Kim Petras at large, celebrate Disney Channel icons of yore, react to double murders in the building, win the Emmy for Best Top in a Supporting Role & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to sub…

In today’s episode we celebrate the big 2-0-0 with Salma Hayek, give our money back guarantee, birth our drag daughters Apoxxy Andrews and Pam Dulce, snort pixie sticks off of resin tables & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to su…

In today’s episode we prepare for the second coming with M3gan, cast our new reality show The Real Cousins of LA, get hand tattoos of this, that and the third, enter our unapologetically gay era with Tom Hanks & much more!photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, qu…

Ep 198: “Wide Gaping Spaces in 2023?!" by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & EstevanAutor: Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan

In today’s episode we rank our favorite blue people from pop culture, make our list of new years unresolutions, cry on camera during our interviews with vampires, burn our brown eyes as we look back on 2022 & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)…

In today’s episode we celebrate Merry Isthmus by stuffing tamales, react to horny scenes with Salina Estities, get looney with Homer and Dot, play gay twins White Pepper and Brown Salt & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscr…

In today’s episode we don performance fleece to perform with the Teletubbies, sit for Actor on Supporting Actor for our role in Cockbuster, go shopping for white elephant gifts at The White Lotus, ask Viola Davis 72 questions in line at Target & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (c…

NEW EPISODE 194: “Wreck The Halls?!?” - In today’s episode we punch our cards at the Dollar Tree, ride a Peloton for two, kiss our ticketmaster under the mistletoe, sing our holiday classics from Wreck-It-Sheryl-Lee-Ralph’s album Wreck The Halls & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail …

In today’s episode we give advice on where to find men and how to drown them, rank our kinks from bop it to twist it, get flewed out to Tejas to host the inaugural NXNW, debut our bocas locas with JLo & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't …

In today’s episode we pinky promise with Rita, Jane, Lilly and Sally, rank our good home girls from good to goodest, host a Christmas quinceañera with no tables and chairs, tell survivor stories of The Great Latina Mom Silence & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a pa…

In today’s episode we pop our pussies down at Old Navy with Little Bear, pitch the noir thriller sequel to Glitter starring Felicia Navidad, bring back souvenirs from our trip to the future, do dad bits in our everyday life & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, ad…

In today’s episode we brave water features and feature films, sport senora haircuts to the Teddy Grammys, cast the Tios and Tias of Comedy World Tour, get festive with LiLo, RuPaul, and Santa Daddy & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't for…

In today’s episode we become Christmas bitches with Meghan thee Trainor and Matt Rogers, react to your calls from the gay cousins hotline LIVE on air, rearrange the calendar in order of horny months, expose the foreplay of becoming your studious cousins & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a p…

In today’s episode we debut our line of bear flavored pop-tarts, get sorted into our gay animal houses, chug wine coolers with Chuchi, Mari, Lecha, and Vero, build our own FunkoPops (chisme not included) & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don…

In today’s episode we join BeReal with our gay cousin Barney, pitch a tent in Mysemite, honor those who serve in Rihanna’s Navy, debut Target Brown & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday f…

In today’s episode we serve cunt at the Sears photo studio, run errands at the Devil’s Butthole, pose panza to back with our good homegirls, go cruising for hole at Home Goods & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscribe, rate…

In today’s episode we get into Top Gun drag to fly first class, rank our favorite ouds and nudes, happen upon a fucking pumpkin, snort lines of Tajin off a rich person’s toilet & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscribe, rat…

In today’s episode we dive into bate culture, discover our Tío Superpowers in a comic book origin story, pitch the Latine competition spin-off The Mole, sit Christ-cross applesauce at the 2023 Golden Globes & much more! photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, ques…

In today’s episode we celebrate Latinx Heritage Month with the ÑFL, use our feminine wiles to seduce Capi Papi, make sopita inside the Junior Bake Off tent, accept our Emmy for best full-frontal in a supporting role & much more! photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chi…

In today’s episode we debate how many leches in a cake are too many, be each other’s plus ones to our joint funeral, pop the garden to pluck some fresh figs, fake our own kidnapping at the Twixie Motel & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't…

In today’s episode we solve the case of the missing bagel holes, restock our garage fridges with pumpkin spice empanadas, celebrate Night of a Thousand Regina Halls, break the rules of what makes a date & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don'…

In today’s episode we ask for forgiveness at register #4, pitch the workplace mockumentary Your Straight Cousins, do a 180 and quiet quit our day jobs, see what happens when push comes to shove & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cou…

In today’s episode we sip out dunkies with the Queen of Christmas, cheers the newly married Taylor “Wednesday” Lautners, Aperol spritz our bodies for math class, manipulate the horny energies of our Halloween House Party & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Co…

In today’s episode we get some R&R after running in the same circles, teach a caftan class with This Fool at Hugs No Thugs, expose our teenage dirtbag cousins Mush, Crunch and Slurp, rank the best Dorito flavors from straightest to gayest & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme…

In today’s episode we spell out slut in sopita, order the works at gay Starbucks, move into our pods in a dystopian el pollo loco, and host a cooking segment on a naked morning show & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us…

In today’s episode we pitch alternatives to the Choco Taco, get ready for back-to-school in the year 2062, predict cake trends with Ma, go piñata shopping in the 100 Acre Woods & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscribe, rat…

In today’s episode we front tramp stamps and back tramp stamps at Costco, give big jorgenergy at the lake, sit in conversation with Jennifer Affleck, live la vida loca in line for the monkey pox vax & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Ga…

Ep 174: "Thick Bottle, Tight Mouth?!" by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & EstevanAutor: Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan

In today’s episode we welcome you into A24s new series ‘The Gay Shöppe,’ honk for Jesus with Shawna, Crystal, Derhonda, fight them kids with Doja Cat, expose why the lights really went out in Georgia & much more! Available everywhere podcasts toare streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the…

In today’s episode we ride a disco horse to Salem, cast an all Latine reheat of Carlos’ Angels, shop for Jacquemus knock-offs in Santee Alley, fly on escobas with the Sanderson Sisters & much more! Available everywhere podcasts toare streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Ho…

In today’s episode we get in line for the monkeypox vaccine with Ken and Barbie, drink bloody Meryls with our cousin Cucu, go riding in cars with boys we shouldn’t, take our orgy/Terrier mix for a walk & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-4…

In today’s episode we rank the most lickable chips with Kelly Clarkson, run for mayor of Artichoketown, join JHud in celebrating TGIF with our EGOTS, cast the dais of the Comedy Central Eucharoast of Your Gay Cousins & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, g…

In today’s episode we audition for the Blue Man Group, bounce on our community trampoline in a music video, expose the dark side of Balsamic Vinegar, host a Tamagotchi reality competition show & much more!Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to…

In today’s episode we run shirtless in your neighborhood with Darryl Stephens, celebrate hot dad Summer by opening a daycare, embrace our place in the sissyhood, fax in our headshot to audition for the Latinx spinoff of Noah’s Arc: “Nestor’s Canoe” & much more! photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9…

In today’s episode we show our MINX on TRL with Oscar Montoya, shop for cassettes at Not A Virgin Records, shoot the B-Horror movie Your Gay Demons, get rejected from OnlyFans & much more! photograph: Mister Andrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't…

In today’s episode we order quad shot espressos with our Bros, rank our favorite hard C’s at DragCon, predict what our Tia Rihanna will name our cousin, stroke our Oscars with Hollywood’s glitteratti & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the G…

In today’s episode we explore the multi-verse of madness with Ricky Martin, ask Anna Wintour for her ID outside of a Dave & Busters, give dead face for our cash pig, eat chicken soup in a redbox & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Co…

In today’s episode we host a segment selling floral tops on QVC the queer value channel, fellowship with our cousins in Christ over shots of fireball, pup train our possums on the Rosie O'Donnell show, get picked to live in a house & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, quest…

In today’s episode we welcome our drag cousin Salina Estitties, celebrate short kink spring by eating chicken on the street, join the Mattel cinematic universe as Barbie’s chola cousin, rank our favorite meats & much more! photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, q…

In today’s episode we perform at the LA County Fair, make balloon animals with our good foot, celebrate the return of the Mexican pizza, smash confetti eggs on each other…if you know what we mean & much more! photograph: @ misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, adv…

In today’s episode we curate a celebrity Close Friends list, eat tortillas with butter for snack at Abbott Elementary, shoplift skeleton keys from Abercrombie & Fitch, pitch the JLo biopic entitled Jen-Mex & much more! photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, quest…

Ep 160: "Bidi Bidi Roomba!" by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & EstevanAutor: Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan

In today’s episode we channel our gay Mexican ancestors in Dexter’s Laboratory, dive into the science of disappearing tops, take psychedelic mushrooms with our moms, show off our half-pipes in Lizzo’s Yitty & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline …

In today’s episode we pitch a Latinx Bridgerton spin-off featuring new music from Selena, tip our top hats and bottom hats in tribute to JLo, smash and pass Disney dad’s, get hard in suits promoting Estevan’s new book & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the…

In today’s episode we run for Your Gay Cousin official Historian, pitch a reheat of Unwrapped sponsored by Truvada, film POV videos at each other’s funeral, predict gay rides at Nintendo land coming 2023 & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310…

In today’s episode we star in the HBO Latinx spin-off The Tinfoil’d Age, debate the potato Fry-erarchy, catch ostensible spit with our mouths, perform Mexican Pizza jingles with Doja Denise Cat & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget …

In today’s episode we have a ball with Eddie James Olmos, cut holes in our audition costumes to be go-go dancers, rank our favorite Als, open a Erin Brocohvich themed restaurant “Two Left Feet and Fuckin Ugly Shoes” & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, go…

In today’s episode we predict the first-annual F.A.G. Award nominees, raw dog tacos with Zachary Quinto, set-up our Lesbian friends inside Disney’s new apartment complex, set our alarm clocks for half-past seasonal depression & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the G…

In today’s episode we lick 9-volt batteries at Euphoria High with Francisco Cabrera-Feo, build bisexual pocket robots, give $20 to am-BI-dextrious representation, hold the mushroom head of our mics in our mouths & so much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, goo…