A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scien ...
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Ep. 325 The Grudge (2004): “The Tale of Ketryn’s Last Podcast Because She’s Dead”
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Kim tells Ket about The Grudge, starring one of their faves: Buffy the Vampire Slayer! The great SMG is in the house! So is Arik, and Ket was unaware and died of fright, live on the air. That rhymed! If this movie isn’t yet another endorsement of therapy, I don’t know what is! Go to therapy so you don’t turn into a Grudge Ghost! Most importantly, w…
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DARK SANCTUM: Audio terror from DREAD and Wondery+ [Exclusive Sneak Peek]
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Wondery+ and DREAD present you with an exclusive sneak peek of the terrifying audio anthology series DARK SANCTUM. Tune into terror for a new season of Dark Sanctum, the premier horror anthology audio series from the DREAD Podcast Network, available exclusively on Wondery+ From the twisted team responsible for top-charting horror podcasts like Insi…
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Ep. 324 The Quiet Room: “The Tale of our Special Guests from Black Fat Femme Podcast!”
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For a very special Halloween episode, Kim and Ket are joined by thhilarious Dr. Jon Paul Higgins and Jordan Daniels of the iHeartRadio podcast BlackFatFemme. These BFFs are now these BFFs’ BFFs! We dive into the acclaimed 2018 short The Quiet Room, featuring RuPaul’s Drag Race stars Katya and Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, as well as a very special Night…
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Ep. 323 The Village of the Damned: “The Tale of Netflix’s Hot New Spin-off ‘Is It Soup?’”
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Ket tells Kim about the next film in her journey through some classics, the original The Village of the Damned. We’d like to introduce you all to Ket’s new co-host, Awake Kim! Now that Kim has a standing desk, she’s apparently awake when recording and she is unhinged. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Village of the Damne…
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Morbid Minisode 115: FROM 0201 "Strangers in a Strange Land"
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We're back with a new minisode series on Patreon! We're talking From Season 2. You can hear the rest of the season and participate live by joining our $5 Sally Hardesty tier at: https://www.patreon.com/c/kimandketstayalivemaybe/membership See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-n…
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Ep. 322 The Haunting in Connecticut “The Tale of Baby Switchblade Heart Heart Heart”
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Kim tells Ket about The Haunting in Connecticut starring KKSAM Hot Boy, Kyle Gallner! The girls coin a new term for eyelids: eye blankets. You’re welcome. Ketryn also seems wildly unwilling to enlist the help of a Reverend… like she’s never seen a damn haunty horror in her life. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Haunting …
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Ep. 321 The Fog: “The Tale of the Triumphant Return of Thomas Janine Atkins”
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Ket tells Kim about the classic spooky movie, The Fog. There are some very special guests that join the girls for this tale. The girls also question the sanity of Mr. and Mrs. Leghorn for naming their son Foghorn. Also, shout out to their grandpas for not pissing off any ghost pirates and leaving the girls with a curse to untangle. Most importantly…
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Ep. 320 Tarot: “The Tale of Garfield and Todd”
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Kim ::wheeze:: tells Ket ::wheeze:: about Tarot. We cover all the obvious topics: things like the bathtub practices of college students and Kim’s favorite movie, Garfield. Oh! Also, remember that funny line from Christmas Vacation between Todd and Margot about the stereo? Kim and Ket don’t either. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or d…
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Ep. 319 The Deliverance: “The Tale of Getting Milked and Zilked”
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Ket tells Kim about The Deliverance on Netflix, starring some real powerhouse madames that did not come to play! You know who else didn’t come to play? Milk. The demons are thirsty tonight. If you needed more proof that dealing with your demons in therapy keeps the milk demons away too, here it is! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or …
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Ep. 318 Triangle: “The Tale of Heather Most Definitely Being Dead”
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Kim tells Ket about Triangle. The girls had so much fun on the boat to Manhattan last week, they had to board another ship. Who knew that this ship had a whole new Burpsmap in it! Welcome to the family, Michael Myers Burpsmap! The girls also debate whether they’d want to be haunted by theatre kid ghosts or improv ghosts. Most importantly, we’ll lea…
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Ep. 317 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan — “The Tale of Traversing the Raging New Jersey Sea”
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Ket tells Kim about Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Despite the title, there was very little “taking” of Manhattan. Frankly, there was very little Manhattan… or blood. But there WAS a 36 year old high school student. Can someone who lives in New Jersey tell us about this voyage these children embarked upon? Is it truly this harrow…
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Ep. 316 Longlegs: “The Tale of Stabbing No Times”
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Ket tells Kim about Longlegs starring their beloved Ick Age! It’s also starring Maika Monroe who is quickly becoming one of Ket’s fave final girls! This movie does not disappoint! So hang onto your hanging milk tits, ya dirtsy flirtsy ole’ angel bitches! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Longlegs. Dir. Osgood Perkins Writer O…
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Ep. 315 The Gift: “The Tale of Why Ketryn is Not Receiving Visitors at this Time”
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Kim tells Ket about the divinely chosen The Gift, starring Michael Bluth, Kim’s favorite actress, and Ole’ Bear Paw Hands. This is truly Ket’s ultimate nightmare: house guests that pop by uninvited and won’t leave. Also, apologize to the people you were a dick as a kid. Trust us! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Gift. Di…
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Ep. 314 Suitable Flesh “The Tale of Cole being SO Grounded!”
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Ket tells Kim about Suitable Flesh (2023) featuring friends of the pod, Barbara Crampton, Graham Skipper and the kid they babysat in The Babysitter, Cole! Kim muses about the benefits of drinking kid blood. She, also, has apparently done her own body switch and Kim is now the “know-it-all” of the pod. Ket would like to apologize because she did NOT…
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Ep. 313 As Above So Below “The Tale of Kim, The Comic Book Aficionado”
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Kim tells Ket about As Above So Below, in honor of the Olympics in Paris! However, they got to see no gymnastics… only old bones and a Molem’n. Womp Womp. Ketryn was asked to “riddle me this” and she said “riddle me not.” This is how super villains are created: Ketryn and The Molem’n. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketryn will live or die in As A…
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Ep. 312 Night Swim: “The Tale of Kim’s Debilitating Fear of Pools”
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Ket tells Kim about Night Swim, starring the love child of her favorite couple, Wyatt Russell. This is a movie where Kim is being tasked with getting the ultimate hair tie off the bottom of the pool… and it’s not going well. Ket is simply asked to get out of a pool to live and she cannot and will not. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live …
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Ep. 311 The Shallows: “The Tale of the SHARKuterie Board”
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Kim tells Ket about the Sammy pick, The Shallows! Join our Facebook group and Patreon to be a part of the next episode movie poll! Kim comes correct with all the couch measurements we could ever need. However, the sizing is a tad off when asked to put an arm sleeve on their legs because unlike Blake Lively, both girls have leg legs, not arm legs. N…
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Ep. 310 Hereditary: “The Tale of 4-Day Work Weeks in Hell” with special guest D!
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Kim tells the infamous D, aka her boyfriend Nnamdi, about Hereditary, while Ket is in the UK trying to figure out how to move her cat children there. Kim is starting a petition to demand Toni Collette receive a retroactive Oscar for this role, while D is starting a demon union to get workers’ rights in hell. Also, we learn that D is safe from haunt…
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Ep. 309 Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre: “The Tale of Gettin’ Sharkansassy”
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Ket couldn’t handle the survivors guilt (nor contain her thirst for revenge) after Kim told her Thankskilling in episode 275. So, when a Sammie in the ‘Sammies Stay Alive… Maybe’ Facebook group dropped this gem into the chat… Ket knew what she had to do. This movie did a lot of things. But the most egregious thing was turning Ket into a bro dude DE…
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Ep. 308 Abigail: “The Tale of the Unbreakable Pinky Swear”
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Kim tells Ket about Abigail, WRITTEN BY DEAR FRIEND OF THE POD, GUY BUSIIIIIIIIIIIICK! The girls do their best to navigate the black market. Ketryn takes “disciplining” Dan Stevens VERY seriously… and sexily. And yet again, the girls go full “Renfield” when a vampire is involved. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Abigail. Dir…
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Ep. 307 A Nightmare on Elm Street 5, The Dream Child: “The Tale of Fred T. Krueger”
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Ket tells Kim the 5th Nightmare on Elm Street for Arik’s belated birthday episode. The Sammies are shaking in their boots to find out if Ket will tear to shreds yet another one of their favorite 80s slashers! The girls give kudos to Mark for his emotional intelligence… not his acting, though. Kim saves the day by pushing in a loose brick, otherwise…
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Ep. 306 Immaculate: “The Tale of the Narrator”
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Ket tells Kim about the new release starring Sydney Sweeney, Immaculate. Get your pearls ready because they’ll need to be clutched! Throughout, the girls have 3 questions to answer: What would you do? What does the character do? And of course, what would Jesus do? Also, if anyone is putting on the Passion Play this year, Kim is AVAIL TO PLAY MARY! …
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Ep. 305 Sissy: “The Tale of a ‘West Memphis 3’ Themed Bachelorette Party”
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Kim tells Ket about Sissy. Oh, Cecilia! You’re breakin’ my heart! You’re shakin’ my confidence, baby! The most horrifying part of this whole telling was Kim thinking that Ketryn didn’t already have big plans for the bachelorette party she demands to throw her, one day. We also discover that if committing a murder and going on the run would get Ket …
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Ep. 304 Late Night with the Devil: “The Tale of the Uncrapable Creepy Crapbag”
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Ket tells Kim about the new release, Late Night with the Devil. And Heeeeeeeeere’s Abraxas! The girls have encountered an older Creepy Crapbag… but a full bag of crap, nonetheless. But listen, the show must go on! However, the girls have pretty solidly landed on leaving the adoption of possessed children to… NOT THEM! Most importantly, we’ll learn …
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Ep. 300: “The Tale of Kim and Ket Stay Alive 300 Times… Definitely”
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To commemorate this momentous occasion, the girls embark on a journey of “Ask Us Anything” with their beloved Sammies! Special guests include Producer Arik and the famous D! They also preview their plans for a KKSAM amusement park, and Kim learns there’s competition for her job from Producer Arik, so spake the Sammies. Most importantly, we’ll learn…
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