Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours from the Ministry. Shout out to Tony over at the Empire of Caviar for his post about a Dallas man with an unhealthy obsession with his sister, we berate listeners for not calling the hotline and we make some interesting progress through John McSweeny’s Self Defense/Love/Murder training. Watch this…

The off-putting marketing campaign behind a jarred sausage slurry from Germany eases us into the most romantic action packed training film we have seen to date. Thank you very much Paul, thank you. Watch this on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDP0Q1YGkUQ&t=393s TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

Did Stavros steal Josh’s joke? Well… no… and it’s not really a joke, it’s a question, but we do need content. PLUS! Another million dollar idea, a Thanksgiving wrap up, and we get start learning how to defend ourselves from a true master of self defense during this week’s mandatory employee training. Watch this on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VF5731bW…

America’s sharpest news anchor adds a few extra Os to his name, we discuss the physical and emotional aftermath of the fried chicken war and take a sneak peak at some upcoming mandatory training. Watch this on YouTube. TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

Only one bird will emerge… Watch It On YouTube TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

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That Halloween episode kinda stunk but we’re back with some heat for you this week. Josh tells us a story of deriving ultimate power from a pin and we learn the ins and outs of serving the elderly at Publix. Go watch it on YouTube: https://youtu.be/0nDuJQYiH5s AND HIT SUBSCRIBE! TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

Happy Halloween, Generals! Enjoy the shenanigans and a story of Halloween past that is at least 40% accurate. TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

…you will forget this episode exists. Royalty free music, weird interview advice and Jewel-Osco gaslights you into being a good employee. TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

Dueling soundboards, misheard lyrics and the horror of Blockbuster video. TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

Welp. We did it. The greatest comedy film of all time is… TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

As a goof we set out to attempt creating a top 10 best comedy films of all time list. We learned that such a task is IMPOSSIBLE so to try and bring some order to the chaos we spent this episode carefully crafting a single elimination bracket system for determining a champion. TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

We discuss the impending multi-part fried chicken episodes, a new cartoon debuts and the inevitable rise of prompt based AI entertainment. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmypresents Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at patreon.com/onegrahamarmypresents Google “One Graham Army” for socials and…

A UK man shares a very interesting job from 32 years ago, holiday scams and other hysterical banter. TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

We make something out of nothing, not unlike making weather predictions using organ meat. Craigslist is the gift that keeps on giving and you should avoid any product alleging to relieve gas. Hit us up RIGHT NOW at 847-665-9238 One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Cohere…

We shame non-subscribers, crappy theme restaurants and all of the terrible “breastaurants” across America. Either be a strip club or a restaurant, do one of those things correctly or don’t do either. Plus a bonus safety briefing for this Labor Day weekend. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider suppor…

We take a trip to the Ministry’s research and development lab to take number 2 into the 21st century and beyond. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at / onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://s…

Poor toilet seat purchases, more important dolphin information and we try to modernize a classic your mama joke but end up reinventing toilets. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials an…

306th time is always the charm. Welcome to the all new Ministry Of Silly Talk Comedy Podcast. Text or call at 847-665-9238. Operators are standing by… One time donations of any amount available athttps://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmyConsider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmyGoogle “One Graham Army” for social…

If you’ve been here long enough you might be tired of the farting preacher. Well Josh hasn’t seen it so be nice. We also get a message to the hotline inquiring about modern slang. Hit us UP!!! 847-665-9238 https://suno.com/@one_graham_army One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global W…

Fill that bag up with Crystal Pepsi. Subscribe, now. Listen, now. Comment, now. Like, now. LFG! https://suno.com/@one_graham_army One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at / onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt …

LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE, RIGHT NOW! DIAL 847-665-9238 TO LEAVE A TEXT OR VOICEMAIL. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirt…

Some AI voice cloning, the people of Craigslist and it’s time to clock in at the Chee. https://suno.com/@one_graham_army One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yoursel…

Terrible yet effective marketing, an examination of one of America’s many terrible doctor’s offices, and some sports in your shorts. Podcast Playlist: https://suno.com/@one_graham_army One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarm…

Instead of patting myself on the back for FINALLY getting to 300 episodes, this happened. Josh is settling in and things are getting back to “normal” around here. Enjoy. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One G…

We’re back and for some reason, still with a weird hum in the background. If you can stand it, this one is a banger. If you can’t, I’ll tear this place apart trying to find the source before episode 300. We don’t need to f*****g practice, Randy. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Gl…

I lied. The One Graham Army Podcast won’t die and this episode will make you question why it won’t. Our latest victim (co-host) Josh, is an old drinking buddy of mine who doesn’t drink these days. We ran into each other recently and I can’t wait to indoctrinate him into the One Graham Army and see his contributions to the global war on coherency. L…

Welp. That will do it for the One Graham Army Podcast as we know it. But don’t fret (or celebrate depending on how you feel about my crappy content) because the brand new Grubbin’ With Graham is dropping soon *working title*. We will discuss food of all kinds from crappy noodles to fancy dining with guests, call ins and more! It will be better and …

Tony celebrates his birthday here in the Ministry Of Silly Talk and it is an edited mess. We dispute the value of spoken word poetry vs battle rap, explore the internet’s unsung creators and we solve one of the longest standing mysteries in the podcast’s history. Happy Birthday, General! One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.c…

Continuing this run of in-person episodes with Tony, we discuss the return of Sports With A Capital F, the updated Patreon page and Graham’s new found love of EPL football. Come on you Irons and come on and subscribe. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at htt…

It has either been far too long, or not long enough. Either way, we’re back baby! Tony is live in the Ministry Of Silly Talk to bring in the new year and explore the world of r/crappymusic and this subreddit doesn’t disappoint. Podcast episodes are back and as terrible as ever this year!!! One time donations of any amount can be made at https://ko-…

I sit down to discuss the future of the podcast and humanity. AI is basically Awesom-0. I support the industrial action taking place regarding the WGA strike. However, we may be through the looking glass. Let us explore by doing some hacky stuff with AI. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing and might still mean something. Audio avai…

I’m a baddie for my baddie friend. I review one of the many fine products available at www.badbitchzodiac.com. Bonus: this counts as church. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing and might still mean something. Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Twitch.tv/OneGrahamArmy Get official One Graham Army merch and check out oth…

Hi there. Just some updates on all the goings on here at The Ministry of Silly Talks including a first look at the title credits for GutFeast! Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing and might still mean something. Visit Patreon.com/OneGrahamArmy or Ko-Fi.com/OneGrahamArmy to support all of the happenings here at the Ministry Of Silly …

Part 2! Griff calls in and we really get down to unifying the differences between relativity and quantum physics. Enjoy! Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Audio available where you get podcasts and at capfsports.com Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Twitch.tv/OneGrahamArmy Get official One G…

After a lengthy and sporadic hiatus, the podcast is back. This is part 1 of Tony’s most recent return to the ministry of silly talk. It is literally the media event of the century. In part 1 we discuss the past, present and future of our respective media empire’s, the state of Ghostbusters plus we finally unify quantum mechanics and relativity. Shi…

Rebroadcast of our latest viewing of the world’s greatest employee training video. If you missed it live go follow OGA at twitch.tv/onegrahamarmy Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Video available on the One Graham Army YouTube Channel Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Twitch.tv/OneGra…

Gears are shifting around here so I’d like to announce the beginnings of our as yet untitled animation project. You can support the effort by visiting patreon.com/onegrahamarmy. Also, I saw some people on the side of the road with signs about penis. Pretty great. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. A…

Tony calls in to blither while we draft out 2022 Fantasy Football Teams. Hey, it’s content. Stay tuned as well for updates and trash talk from members of the league all season long. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Audio available where you get podcasts and at capfsports.com Don’t miss out on live…

Our resident weapons expert, Adam is back in the ministry of silly talk to take a look at weapon systems of the future from the past. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Audio available where you get podcasts and at capfsports.com dude. Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Twitch.tv/OneGra…

Oh snap, Tony is back live and in person at the ministry of silly talk and we get right to it. Always a treat when real players meet and you can feel the vibes when we’re doin it live. I’ll stop now. Subscribe. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Audio available where you get podcasts and at capfspor…

It’s Taco Tuesday Damnit! Cruises are awful, the new segments are great, an actual wholesome Vietnam Veteran moment and we meet a budding new scientists. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Audio available where you get podcasts and at capfsports.com Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Tw…

With the impending return of Babblin’ & Dabblin’ to podcast feeds everywhere it seemed like a good time to make that event about me. Seriously though check out Babblin’ & Dabblin’ where you get podcast and enjoy this appearance by yours truly. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Audio available where…

With emerging internet trend of early 2000s high school being a VibE Tony and I dig through some recently digitized footage I shot at Evanston Township High School circa 2001. Possibly uncovering a scandal! But probably not… TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

Two aging millennials discuss some recent health issues that have been keeping them from doing their respective podcasts. Also, a robot that Tony actually wouldn’t smash, some awful Jada content and a sick new segment intro. TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

Let’s get it started!!! Let’s keep starting and never stop starting! Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Audio available where you get podcasts and at capfsports.com Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Twitch.tv/OneGrahamArmy Get official One Graham Army merch and check out other sick des…

Accordion Spiderman is all the inspiration we need, a Saudi Bird Hunting party, tasty feet and the Shaq attack nobody knew about. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Audio available where you get podcasts and at capfsports.com Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Twitch.tv/OneGrahamArmy Ge…

Tony is in Ukraine filming the new Batman movie “Earnest Goes To Kiev”. In the interim enjoy this live episode featuring our new co-host Ed McGraham. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Twitch.tv/OneGrahamArmy Get official One Graham Army merch and chec…

Audio pulled from the Post Game Gaming Stream at www.twitch.tv/OneGrahamArmy featuring the return of our official sports correspondent Fleaski and a call in from Tony Baltimore. Never miss another stream by following the podcast on twitch. TweetAutor: One Graham Army Presents

Tony loses his Twitter account, LSU loses their credibility, Karen loses her mind to a classical soundtrack and Craigslist keeps doing the heavy lifting. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Twitch.tv/OneGrahamArmy Get official One Graham Army merch and …