The end of the world is nigh and two film buff friends decide to spend their remaining days creating and watching the ultimate movie bucket list. A movie podcast filled with film discussions, movie reviews, and a decent amount of celebrity gossip (thanks to Mita). Cinephiles unite! We're going to need each other...
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Velvet Al provides audio commentary for bad movies, in real time, as he watches them for the first time.
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In this episode, Mita and Nadeem dive into Anurag Kashyap's 2009 modern-day interpretation of Devdas, "Dev D." for their next movie review. The sound sucks but at least the talk is witty.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 22: Heat Rays
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The Beach Boys wish they were as cool as the Heat Rays.
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Velvet Al Watches Empire Records So You Don't Have To
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We're pretty sure the only reason anyone likes this movie is because Liv Tyler strips down to her underwear.
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Welcome back, folks! Season four promises to be a doozy filled with a truly random assortment of films. Picking up where things left off, and tasked with picking a film that starts with "ER", Mita picks David Lynch's "Eraserhead" from 1977 for the first film. Nadeem almost watches "The Elephant Man". Then doesn't .…
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 21: A Closer Look
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Offering unscrupulous landlords free cable comes in quite handy for a detective.
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Velvet Al Watches Female Zombie Riot So You Don't Have To
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Zombie boobs. At least there's that.
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 20: Rendezvous
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Don't challenge David Hasselhoff to a game of racquetball. He will crush you.
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Velvet Al Watches Asian School Girls So You Don't Have To
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We think Velvet Al downloaded the wrong video.
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It's that time of year again (kinda). Mita and Nadeem do a round up of season 3 and announce their winners for the Deemita Awards! Find out which was their favourite episode and which movie put them ( ie: Nadeem) to sleep. And find out what's in store for season 4! It's all VERY exciting!!!Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches Easter Someday So You Don't Have To
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We apologize for ruining Easter for you.
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 19: Epilogue
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Shouldn't the title "Epilogue" have been saved for the finale?
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Best Picture 2023: Oppenheimer - "And Now I Have Become Death"
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In the season 3 finale, Mita and Nadeem watch their final best picture winner, 2023's newly crowed, "Oppenheimer". As we go on, we remember...Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches Slotherhouse So You Don't Have To
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This film was made possible due to tax cuts from the country of Serbia. We believe that makes "Slotherhouse" an international war crime.
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Best Picture 2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once: " I Would Have Really Liked Just Doing Laundry And Taxes With You."
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It's the final countdown, and Mita and Nadeem are watching the 95th winner for best picture, "Everything Everywhere All At Once" from 2022. The recording of this episode was done from one universe where no one has hotdog fingers. Sorry to disappoint.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 18: Vengeance
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Why do killers set so many arbitrary rules upon themselves?
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Best Picture 2021: CODA - "Tinder Is Something We Can Do As A Family"
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Mita and Nadeem watch (and read) the best picture winner from 2021, "CODA" for their next movie review. No one was bitch slapped in the making of this episode.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches "Chuck E. Cheese In The Galaxy 5000" (plus "Where's Rodney?") So You Don't Have To
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Is it just us or is that chicken in the cheerleader outfit kind of hot? Bonus: A sitcom pilot so bad it manages to make Rodney Dangerfield unfunny.
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Best Picture 2020: Nomadland - "I'm Just Houseless"
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It's pandy time! Mita and Nadeem watch the best picture winner from 2020 (also known as the Covid year), "Nomadland" for their next movie review. No masks were worn during the recording of this episode.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 17: Code of Silence
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Not even a samurai sword is a match for David Hasselhoff.
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Best Picture 2019: Parasite - "They're Nice Because They're Rich."
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Mita and Nadeem do a movie review of the first foreign language film ever to win best picture, "Parasite". This is the last of the pre-pandemic movies. Next week, things get crazy.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2018: Green Book - "Travelling While Black"
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Mita and Nadeem might've gotten it wrong this time. They watch the best picture winner from 2018, "Green Book" for their next movie review and have a change of heart.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2017: The Shape Of Water - "UnableTo Perceive The Shape Of You, I Find You All Around Me."
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Beastiality is the name of the game when Nadeem and Mita do a movie review for the best picture winner from 2017, "The Shape Of Water." Mita wishes the fish-man was hotter. Nadeem has a thing for the Beast.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2016: Moonlight - "You're The Only One"
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And the Best Picture goes to...Emma Stone in "La La Land". No, that's a joke lie. Mita and Nadeem do a movie review for the official best picture winner of 2016, "Moonlight". But also talk a fair bit amount the unofficial best picture winner from 2016, "La La Land".Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2015: Spotlight - "I Guess The Father Was Helping Out."
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In this very pious episode, Mita and Nadeem dutifully watch the best picture winner from 2015, "Spotlight" for their next movie review. Lettuce pray.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2014: Birdman Or (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) - "You're Not An Actor. You're A Celebrity."
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Oscar season (not to be confused with Awards season) is here! Mita and Nadeem talk about the 2024 Oscar nominations. They also do a movie review for the best picture winner of 2014, "Birdman Or (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance)". There is such a thing as too many words in a title, FYI.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2013: 12 Years A Slave - "I Have Had A Difficult Time These Past Several Years."
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Mita and Nadeem do a movie review for the best picture winner for 2013, "12 Years A Slave". Which, coincidentally, is also the name of Nadeem's marriage. Badum Tss.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2012: Argo - ”Argo F*** Yourself”
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Nadeem talks about the greatest Oscar party to ever exist and its short-lived lifespan. He and Mita also do a movie review for the best picture winner of 2012, "Argo". Justice for Ben.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2011: The Artist - ”With Pleasure”
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Silence. {Mita and Nadeem do a movie review of the 2011 best picture winner, "The Artist".}Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 16: The Curator
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I am not happy with the Dead Corpse To Angie Harmon In A Bikini ratio in this episode.
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Best Picture 2010: The King’s Speech - ”My Castle, My Rules”
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In the final episode of 2023, Mita and Nadeem do a movie review for the best picture winner from 2010, "The King's Speech". They also talk about a little film about a little website that changed the way we interact with other humans today. No, not "The Net".Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches Christmas Cheer And Christmas Dress So You Don't Have To
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What better way to ruin your Christmas?
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Velvet Al Watches Christmas Thieves So You Don't Have To
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If Tom Arnold was my brother, I wouldn't tell my wife either.
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Best Picture 2009: The Hurt Locker - ”War Is A Drug”
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It's ex-husband versus ex-wife when Mita and Nadeem do a movie review of the best picture winner from 2009, "The Hurt Locker". This isn't some revelation about some past relationship between Mita and Nadeem. Or is it...Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights, Season 1, Episode 15: Thief In The Night
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She not only steals jewelry. She also steals hearts.
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Best Picture 2008: Slumdog Millionaire - ”Jai Ho!”
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This week, two Indians, Mita and Nadeem watch the best picture winner from 2008, "Slumdog MIllionaire" for their next movie review. This must be what it's like when mice watch "Ratatouille".Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Celebrates His Birthday So You Don't Have To
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What better present for the man who has everything than forcing him to watch bad birthday cartoons?
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Velvet Al Watches No Contest So You Don't Have To
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Shannon Tweed doesn't show her boobs and Roddy Piper doesn't crack one liners. What fresh hell are we living in?
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Best Picture 2007 (Alt): Juno - ”Your Eggo Is Preggo”
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Yo yo yiggity yo. Mita and Nadeem are live in studio once again to review a 2007 best picture nominee, "Juno". Teen pregnancy is apparently a laugh riot.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 14: Backup
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The Hasselhoff Detective Agency sure do take on a lot of cases that don't pay.
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Best Picture 2006: The Departed - ”What, Do You Got Your Period?”
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Mita and Nadeem are in studio this week to give you their movie review of the best picture winner from 2006 "The Departed". No rats or moles were present during the recording. Or where there...Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches Strippers vs Werewolves So You Don't Have To
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We learn a lot about werewolf mythos. We also learn a lot about stripper mythos.
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Best Picture 2005: Crash - ”Your Embarrass Yourself.”
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Mita and Nadeem do a movie review of the best picture of 2005, "Brokeback Mountain" as well as the winner of the Academy Award for best picture in 2005, "Crash". See what we did there?Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 13: Payback
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Angie Harmon strips to her underwear and Geraldo Rivera goes into Berserker Rage. On second thought, you might actually want to watch this episode.
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Best Picture 2004: Million Dollar Baby - ”Mo Chuisle.”
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It's Clint Eastwood hour again as Mita and Nadeem watch the best picture winner from 2004, "Million Dollar Baby." Retrospectively, it's clear "The Office" really liked Hilary Swank.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches "Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape" (Plus "Poochinski") So You Don't Have To
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The intro disclaimer promised graphic nudity. They lied to us. Also, someone made a pilot for a TV show starring Peter Boyle as a talking dog detective and it didn't get picked up? Further proof there is no justice in the world.
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Best Picture 2003: The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King - ”My Friends, You Bow To No One.”
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Mita and Nadeem get comfortable to do a movie review for the best picture winner of 2003, "The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King". Nearly 10 hours of movie were watched...my precious...Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 12: Thin Blood
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Blood isn't thicker than Hasselhoff.
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Best Picture 2002: Chicago - ”All That Jazz.”
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They both reached for the podcast when Mita and Nadeem do a movie review for the best picture winner from 2002, "Chicago". Mita is only a little excited for this episode. Only a little.Autor: Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches Mennonite Of The Living Dead So You Don't Have To
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Most of the episode is spent discussing the finer points of orgy etiquette.
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Velvet Al Watches Manson Brothers Midnight Zombie Massacre So You Don't Have To
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It's the pro wrestlers vs zombies movie that isn't "Pro Wrestlers Vs Zombies."
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