Desus Vs Mero Podcasty

A year's worth of slander in one DvM, with "DVM-ies" for 2014's dumbest Caucacity, Best Fight, Worst Rapper, biggest Wingding, and the realest RN.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Back like Cheese Eyes for ep. 45: Kobe passes MJ, #KnicksHats, TeamSwish, D'Angelo & J.Cole, Memph Man marriage, Lisa Ann retirement, and ISIS. IBC?Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Good ol'-fashioned DvM slander on Diddy vs. Drake, Breezy vs. Drake, Weezy vs. Baby, Azealia vs. Azalea, and Mariah vs. our eardrums. Plus Don Lemon.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

The god Iman Shumpert blesses DvM with Knowledge Darts on #KnicksTape, Teyana Taylor, J.R. Smith, and getting booed on his draft night.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Knowledge Darts on Beyonce's new video, Don Lemon, Rudy Giuliani, Waka Flocka, Marshawn Lynch, and grandmas puffin' piff.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

The 8-Ball Jacket smack heard 'round the web, Caucacity at Nordstrom, Fat Joe's new scheme, DJ Khaled's mystery mate, and the Photoshop wizardry of PeejeT.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Hop onboard the Struggle Bus, where Desus and Mero review the music videos of your favorite no-name WorldStar rappers. Plus Kendrick Lamar.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Desus and Mero tell you if your Halloween costume is racist or nah. Also: Putting NBA players through The Rinse Cycle. Yao Ming!Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Pumpkin Fest Caucacity, The Migos > The Beatles, Sus Moments in Hip-Hop, Birdman, Bieber's boxing, Drake's airball, Chimney Lady, and Titty Twerking.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Hannibal Buress joins DvM to talk Steve Harvey's dating site, professional twerking, and dome do's and don'ts. Plus: Wiz and Future's new song and Mike Tirico's race.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

D+M invite Fat Jew to discuss ASAP's new video, Raven-Symone's identity crisis, male sex toys, Lena Dunham, and Desus' cameo on Bourdain's show.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Introducing a new segment in which D+M discuss whether Jay Z, Kanye West, Chief Keef, and Lord Jamar are "washed" or "notwashed." Where that Suavitel?Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Comedian Damien Lemon joins DvM to discuss the newest nude leaks, Bow Wow's engagement, Keyshia Cole's scrap, LBJ's hairline, and Charlo Greene.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Live in the flesh, the one and only Lil TerRio waddles into our hearts on this very special edition of DvM.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Olivia Longott joints DvM to plug her book before the hosts throw darts on the Ray Rice coverup, Bruce Levenson, and fisticuffs with Young Thug and Rich Homie Quan.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

DvM gets naked with The Fappening, Amber Rose, CeeLo's Twitter fail, NFL escorts, haka dances, and the Pull Your Pants Up Challenge. Breh!Autor: Desus vs. Mero

DvM turns 30 with slander on the MTV VMAs, Ariana Grande and Big Sean, Joe Budden's NYPD troubles, Don Lemon vs. Talib Kweli, Floyd vs. 50, Nick Cannon vs. Mariah Carey, and VH1's "Dating Naked".Autor: Desus vs. Mero

London's own Estelle joins our hosts to discuss her new album, TerRio's Ice Bucket Challenge, athlete DM fails, necrophilia, the KKK in Ferguson, Brittney Griner's nuptials, and Kendall Jenner.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

EDM god Dillon Francis joins DvM to talk molly, festival thots, DJ Paris Hilton, Kim K.'s selfie book, and the world's most expensive shirt. Then Desus arrives to break down Tony Stewart, Ferguson, the Skecher app, and Jerry Jones' teeth.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Scary stuff: Busta Rhymes' Toyota ad, a rapper shooting his friend on tape, Paul George snapping his leg, EBOLA, Fred the Godson, the Fire Challenge, Keri Hilson giving Bobby Jindal slow neck, and Rick Ross having sex. Yikes!Autor: Desus vs. Mero

On Nicki's cheeks, Childish's diss, Stephen A.'s mistake, Khloe's love, Kendall & Kylie's ratchetness, Trey Songz' tears, NYPD's chokeholds, handicapped fighters' courage, little women's looks, and Pinky's farts.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

The Bronx bullies on Omarion's bid, Chris Stokes’ fingers, forgotten jailed rappers, Kevin Gates eating booty, John Legend’s pimp hand, Lil TerRio's workout plan, KKK x Supreme, Redman’s BBW, and beating up child molesters..Autor: Desus vs. Mero

On the Total Slaughter battle, Romeo Santos in the BX, LBJ's return to Cleveland, the Mario Chalmers era, ESPN Body Issue, EJ Johnson, Azealia Banks Twitter beef, and Chris Brown's blood cred.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Hardcore DvM fans, gather 'round: We've assembled killer outtakes from the first eight shows for this never-before-heard episode on strip clubs, dick pics, Black Twitter, Madonna, MLK Day, Woody Allen, C-Kap vs. Cam, Marcus Smart, and Michael Sam.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

DvM pontificate on Bobby Shmurda, the new breed of white rappers, pranks in the hood, Wiz Khalifa, Fleshlight Launchpad, the BET Awards, Jason "Turncoat" Kidd, and Team USA.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

On Robin Thicke, #FelonCrushFriday, Desus' and Mero's lookalikes, Rick Ross & Trick Trick, Aaliyah and R. Kelly, the curse of Jon B., Michelle Wie's twerk game, and the World Cup.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

The youngest sibling of the Wayans clan join D and M to talk FUPAs and beef. Plus Heat slander, Kawhi "Kweli" Leonard, Johnny Football, and Clint Dempsey's rappin' skillz. Ole!Autor: Desus vs. Mero

D+M on the racist woman upstate, Slowbucks turned snitch, Chris Brown getting chunky, Dwight Howard's pedo allegations, J.Lo back in the BX, the Puerto Rican Day Parade, why the World Cup sucks, and Pam vs. French + Khloe.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Bieber's racism, Summer Jam shenanigans, Chris Brown's freedom, the corniness of Matt Kemp and Russell Wilson, Bruce Willis' daughter naked in these streets, newborns on wedding dresses, the NBA Finals, and RN of the Year Brownie Lopez.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Darts will fly on T.I. vs. Floyd, the Bronx death slap, Super Mario Balotelli, Elliott Rodger, Jaden Smith, Bruce Jenner, Remy Ma x Nicki Minaj...and Lil Terrio.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

On Kimye, Ray J., Rob K., Kendall J. Also: Macklemore, Jay + Bey, Weezy, J. Lo., Orchard Beach, getting domed out in public, and #prombat. STAY WOKE!Autor: Desus vs. Mero

The definitive take on Solange x Hov, Melo x RiRi, DJ Khaled x Lil Terrio, Michael Sam x gay white BF, #bringbackourgirls x Boko Haram x Ann Coulter, Tyrese x Dre, T.O. x struggle kicks, XXL x freshmen, summer x ignorance. STAY WOKE!Autor: Desus vs. Mero

From Vine fights to the NBA playoffs to Tyga vs. Lil Durk, DvM is instigating confrontation in this episode. Plus Stitches and the debut of #AskDvM.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Them fufu podcasts we ain't with it, we send knowledge darts at your fitted...and #MYNYPD, Bill O'Reilly, and the computer dude in your hood. GRATATA!Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Extra clips for extra ish: Mike Woodson, Planegina, KKK Hypebeasts, the "Love & Hip Hop" sextape, the dismembered penis of a Wu-Tang affiliate, and Nicki Minaj's Jamaica Center steez. Stay woke!Autor: Desus vs. Mero

Extra-sharp, uncut musings from #desusvsmero on Jay Z and Kid Cudi at Coachella, Diddy aging gracefully, the Knicks tragicomedy, FUPA problems, Big Sean's breakup, Future & Ciara's pending arrival, and WNBA problems.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

All the Bruce Jenner slander you loved from last Friday's Complex TV episode, plus Vybz Kartel, #YEET, Rick Ross, corporal punishment, and thirsty dudes on Instagram.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

The raw, extended cut from the Desus vs. Mero premiere on Complex TV includes unheard commentary on the Robin Thicke divorce, DeSean Jackson's "gang" life, Johnny No-Swag (a.k.a. KD), La Marina season, and Knuckle-in-Butt weather.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

The all-Valentine's Day-edition features Desus and Mero piercing your candy hearts with #knowledgedarts on what V-Day would be called if it was a holiday for dudes, giving sex as a gift, taking a Manhattan girl to El Mangu Tipico, hood proposals, getting pregnant by a K-list rapper, #struggcore, why a BJ just ain't enough in 2014, and the similarit…

February's first episode finds Desus and Mero in a reflective mood on Philip Seymour Hoffman's dealer, drug use vs. drug abuse, the new Jordan store, the swag-less NBA All-Star rosters, the Sochi Winter Olympics, Lolo Jones, braving the elements to see a chick, RN Timbs, and the savagery of wearing black Uptowns in winter. DP, y'all.…

In yet another slander-packed episode, the Hood Hall & Oates assess the "Same Love" movement, Lil TerRio's future, Ray J's relevance, Black History Month, what you can tell about a chick by her nail game, Jamaican girls' furry big toes, Dominican girls' furry big toes, Drake's bachata song, off-brand Super Bowl groupies, and how to make it to the g…

In which Young Chipotle and the Human Du-rag Flap of #desusvsmero pontificate on Richard "Norman" Sherman, Pam Oliver's weave, Rob Ford's patois, Bieber Gone Bad, NYC subway hustles and survival tactics, the MetroPCS Struggle, sexy phlebotomists, and Macklemore's inevitable Grammy sweep. #LGBTMAutor: Desus vs. Mero

Desus and Mero address the week’s burning questions: Should Kanye have (allegedly) snuffed that kid? What would J.R. do? What constitutes #wifeymaterial? Why don’t Dominican baseball players use translators? What does French Montana’s monkey sound like? Why is Chris Christie so petty? Who taught Bill de Blasio how to eat pizza? And why did the lyri…

New Year, New Things: Mero and Day-zeus (for the Latinos) are back for 2014 to take on HBO's "Girls", getting curved on Tinder, Hypebeast apples, French cheese, Jameis "R.N." Winston, "Coke Boyz 4", and Dominican cab drivers. CAUCACITY!Autor: Desus vs. Mero

For the holiday edition of #desusvsmero, our hosts are gifting you Knowledge Darts on Beyonce Time vs. K. Michelle Time, Legal Aid, Instagram DMs, racist adult films, Joe Budden's beard, and how to bed a Puerto Rican GILF.Autor: Desus vs. Mero

In the world premiere of the Desus vs. Mero podcast, our fearless hosts talk about J. Cole, Big Sean, Derrick Rose's reading skills, Amar'e Stoudemire's knees, Dubai, and the True Religion Theory.Autor: Desus vs. Mero