We break from our format once more to discuss the Church of the Rock's Easter productions - bizarre jukebox musicals which use movies and pop culture characters to tell the story of Easter. When I saw the thumbnail of IRON MAN GETTING CRUCIFIED, I knew Joan and I had to watch it. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/soci…

We hated this one. We had a lot of fun shouting about it, but we hate everything it represents. I had to censor so much stuff in this episode that you might as well just be watching an episode of Ed Edd n Eddy. You could watch anything, in fact. Anything is better than Skin Theory.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsoloveyDev’s other projects/soci…

We're beginning our dive into a comic book Dev found in a box 14 years ago that nobody wanted - nobody except Dev, who is obsessed with it. This is the origin of Guy Gardner, the worst best Green Lantern and the Sideshow Bob of self-sabotage. This is NOT a website where you can read Guy Gardner Reborn: https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Guy-Gardner-R…

We're returning to 2024 by revisiting some of our favorite short pieces - Rick and Morty Ruin Adam, and Carl White's Mattress Planet! Joan also gave possibly her most unhinged rant yet, about famed plagiarist James Somerton (unsurprisingly). Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’…

This announcement covers updates with the show as well as teasing some additional content. See you in 2024! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/…

In our third week of Scrollvember, we subject ourselves to the Chronicles of Nchuleft, then do a blind read of the entry for Todd Howard on the Vanessa Hudgens wiki. And of course, things get weird.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsoloveyDev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsoloveyJoan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/jo…

In our second Scrollsvember episode, we're covering Palla, one of the most well known books in the Elder Scrolls series. This one gets way more NSFW than either of us expected it to, but Joan did have their Alex Jones moment - that is, they made their most unintentionally accurate prediction yet. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s ot…

Welcome to Scrollsvember, the theme month that's all about Elder Scrolls! This week, we compare the Lusty Argonian Maid to its genderbend counterpart, the Sultry Argonian Bard, and decide once and for all which one is better. We also read our second ever listener submission, Withershins, a clever little story that first entered Bethesda canon in Mo…

For this very special spooky Halloween episode, we're going to cover a classic internet creepypasta, as you've never seen him before. A kind listener named TheCreepypastanator, uncovered a never-before-seen first draft of the Jeff the Killer story, which they provided for us to read on the show. ...Or at least, that's the story we tell here. I'm su…

This spooky season, we're entering the Dark Carnival and learning about the life of Violent J - one half of hip hop duo Insane Clown Posse, and greatest autobiography author of the 21st century. Don't believe me? Listen to the episode!!You can also listen to the audiobook of this autobiography, narrated by the man himself, for FREE on youtube. List…

We're back at it with Tails Gets Trolled!! This week we're covering chapter 3 - you can read along with us at tailsgetstrolled.org. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/ TheOnlyTables …

In our second SCP-themed episode, we talk about various facets of the SCP Foundation's quite malleable canon, the controversy over the SCP-173 image, and we even have a guest bring an SCP to share! We cover the following SCPs: SCP-105: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105 SCP-742: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-742 SCP-609: https://scp-wiki.wikid…

We're kicking off spooky month by talking about one of the most famous creative projects on the internet - the SCP Foundation! This episode features the following SCP articles: SCP-504: Critical Tomatoes https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504 SCP-055-DE-J: LARGE HAM! https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055-de-j SCP-343: "God" https://scp-wiki.wikidot.co…

Here it is - our grand Sonic High School finale! We've finished our tumultuous journey through this Hedgehog Hellscape and come out of it stronger people. And Joan also came out of it being a different gender. It was emotional. DISCLAIMER: This is an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service,…

This is episode 6 of our Sonictember special, where we cover chapters 21 through 23 of Sonic High School. After our brief brush with the void in the last episode, we're finally reaching the home stretch, and realizing this series is as close as a podcast can get to being the video from the Ring. DISCLAIMER: This is an edited version of Sonic High S…

This is episode 5 of our Sonictember special, where we cover chapters 18 through 20. Things got a little weird in this one, and we both suffered for it. DISCLAIMER: This is an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service, or which we feel uncomfortable reading, has been cut out or replaced. That…

This is episode 4 of our Sonictember special, where we cover chapters 14 through 17. Dev had to make some really, really creative changes for this one. DISCLAIMER: This was obviously written by a 12 year old. This is also an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service, or which we feel uncomfor…

Welcome back to Sonic High School! This episode covers chapters 11-13. It's also a re-record, which means we're putting ourselves through this torment for a second time... DISCLAIMER: This was obviously written by a 12 year old. This is also an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service, or wh…

Welcome to episode 2 of our Sonictember special! This episode covers chapters 7 through 10 of Sonic High School. This might also be the first time we've read something that broke both of us at the same time.DISCLAIMER: This was obviously written by a 12 year old. This is also an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant wit…

Welcome to Sonictember! For this very special September, we will be covering every chapter of Sonic High School. It's a wild ride, folks. DISCLAIMER: This was obviously written by a 12 year old. This is also an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service, or which we feel uncomfortable reading,…

So, we have some exciting news - we actually received outreach from a few of the authors we covered!! They had some interesting input to provide, and we go over some of the stuff they mentioned. We've also made a few changes to the show which we needed to go over, as we realized there was sort of a mission shift. And of course, we wanted to formall…

Today we're covering a piece written by the author known as The Cabbage Preacher (Grand Preacher of All Brassicans, Autocrat of All Lahanezites, Protector of Estland and Lutyvolvyia, Righteous Owner of the Entire Planet and Its Moon, Vanquisher of Lettuce-Loving Heathens, First, Only and Last of Their Name). Their flagship series, His Soul Is March…

Once again, Cy stumbled upon gold. This time, however, it wasn't sent from the heavens. It was sent from someplace better - Margaritaville. A collection of fever-induced short stories compiled into Jimmy Buffet's chef-d'oevre and published in 1989. We also revisited a fan fiction which pits Rick and Morty against a powerful interdimensional being w…

For once, we're doing a short story that's actually written well - surprising, given that it's an amazon review for extremely poisonous candy. We also had to take a short break because Cy started laughing so hard that they needed their inhaler. Content Warnings: lots of poop jokes, like a lot, very viscerally and creatively described. Patreon: http…

It's late March, 2023. Cy stands at a bus stop, awaiting the arrival of the afternoon bus. They look to their left, and notice a book, lying abandoned on the bench. They pick it up. It's a bad smut book, with a bizarre premise. They tuck it in their backpack. "I'll show this to Dev," they mutter under their breath. And that's how the journey into t…

"wow a podcast." jeff the killer said he picked it up. it was yellow. like a paul blart. only cool people liked paul blart liked podcasts because they botj are yellow. it's true. they're both made out of the same shit too, that yellow shit.paul blart be bumpin yo. i hear even obama likes paul blart. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s…

A bizarre political sci-fi from 2011 and a Fifty Shades of Grey fan fiction. What do they have in common? The exact same buck wild plot twist which comes, quite literally, out of the blue. Content warnings: mild smut, mentions of spousal ab*se. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey…

In this episode, Cy discusses a book they found by divine providence, abandoned at a bus stop by a bored reader. It's an edgy, adult retelling of a beloved property in the public domain - one which is originally all about childhood innocence. These lost boys are now lost men, and they know what they want. And the protagonist discovers she's more th…

We've returned to Tails Gets Trolled! This week we're diving into chapter 2, where we get our first glimpse at some backstory as well as the introduction to the Troll Slaiyers. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects: https://linktr.ee/devsoloveyAutor: disasterpiecepublishing

In the final chapter of our journey through Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles, the veil is lifted, and we see the true nature of Grace Ann Parsons. This episode has been blessed by Reverend Albus Dumbledore. Content warnings: Stereotypes of Irish Catholics, butchering Harry Potter canon. Author's note: Blessings! Patreon: https://www.patreon.c…

This episode is part 3 of our journey through Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles, a "retelling" of the Harry Potter series which proselytizes the author's evangelical Christian views. This episode has been blessed by Reverend Albus Dumbledore. Content warnings: Stereotypes of Irish Catholics, butchering Harry Potter canon. Author's note: Blessi…

This episode is part 2 of our journey through Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles, a "retelling" of the Harry Potter series which proselytizes the author's evangelical Christian views. This episode has been blessed by Reverend Albus Dumbledore. Content warnings: Stereotypes of Irish Catholics, butchering Harry Potter canon. Author's note: Blessi…

The first episode of a mini-series in which Dev takes Cy on a journey through Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles, a "retelling" of the Harry Potter series which proselytizes the author's evangelical Christian views. This episode has been blessed by Reverend Albus Dumbledore. Author's note: Blessings! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey…

This is the origin story of how we accidentally created this podcast, dramatic readings included. The Sonic Bible is where it began - a piece of (technically) canon literature created for the Sonic video games in the 90s. Carl White's Mattress Planet - a black comedy piece that is the chemical opposite of The Sonic Bible - is where it really popped…

In this episode, we discuss Tails Gets Trolled, a comic which began in the early 2010's as an absurd escapist fantasy about beating up trolls on deviantART, and became a full on battle shounen that continues into the present. We talk about its cultural context, discuss themes, and do a dramatic reading and description of the first chapter. Content …

In our second episode of Disasterpiece Publishing House, we do a competitive reading on the Eye of Argon, and then let it slowly devolve into us making blowjob jokes in an attempt to stop torturing ourselves. Content warnings: violence, generally gross word choice, badly-executed fantasy tropes. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey…

Welcome to the first episode of Disasterpiece Publishing House, a podcast about weird literature on the internet! This episode features a trollpasta called Spongebob Squarepants: Rage and Depression, and a particularly weird letter that a brony sent to a furry artist on behalf of his horse waifu. Content warnings: talk of sex, weird brony kinks, go…