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Trump got shot, they recorded before that. Come listen anyway, you know you need to.

An alligator ate Luffy's house alongside the forest creek so the lil guy had to move in with Roscoe while his smurf family builds him a new one. Also Roscoe's lady is here for this one, say hi to the chicken girl.

It's in the box, don't open it.

We may be trapped in the hellbeast till the end of time bros, but at least we have some good things. Like honey. Sweet and delicious honey. Mmmm, honey.

With Gamergate back and Trump on the ballot it might be 2016 again. But we're still stuck on this Houseboat so we stopped keeping track of time a long while ago.

No recall nor intervention will work in this place there is no escape.

I made it back above deck just long enough to ramble incoherently before being shoved back down in the cargo hold.

I've finally freed myself enough to get the message out. Please, if this message finds you, send help. Walrus and myself have been held captive and i've lost track of the days. Day in and day out i've been made to do nothing but making bird houses, constantly plan and redesign the houseboats interior, and watch every wrestling episode ever aired. I…

It’s a giant episode this week and the horses are gone now guys but please I’m serious I need your help before the houseboat sinks do me a favor and just go grab your mom’s credit card and email me the 16 numbers on the front, the month and year for the expiration, and the three little numbers on the back. Do it quickly, before Roscoe and Luffy win…

He put a horse in here too. Now it's dark and cramped.

It's dark in this box, can you let me out?

We ran into a small space issue when we recorded this one, but we've fixed it from here on out. Please enjoy this last episode of 2023

More than meets the ears.

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So some stuff happened last week.... Ft. Gordon Kahl of Amerikaner.

Howdy everybody! The boys are back once again to fill you in on the state of play in the White Working Man's World. Rev up your lawnmowers, polish your boots, clean your tools, and give yourself 2 hours of nice, smooth listening! Smoke a beer, drink a bowl, the Houseboat boys are ready to roll! Toning down Paddle the kayaks Staircase wit Drinking a…

PLEASE REMEMBER TO UPDATE YOUR RSS FEED This week the lads attack the most important questions of our age: What effects has Evolian philosophy had on the Dionysian spirit? What effects will nanobots have on international shipping? What the biggest fucking titty i can get in my mouth? Sweat lodge times Undertones of failure Internet ruins I don't gi…

UPDATE YOUR RSS FEED AND CHECK THE NOTES JACKASSES This week's special, live ExoFest edition of the Great American Houseboat has bagged ass level of audio quality, so we hope it makes you feel nostalgic and shit Comin at you live No one cares, get in the Zord Building upon creation Tourist ruin everything Saturday thrift day Society fixing it's mis…

PLEASE UPDATE YOUR RSS We did not take a week off, we are moving to a new hosting service. This week we lay off the caffeine and post up a nice and easy episode. No minute by minute notes this week, we gave our production manager Southern Spumoni the night off. https://gumroad.com/boathog420 [email protected] [email protected] S…

Walrus and Roscoe open up the sweepstake to win a No Expenses paid trip to come cook us hamburger helper, encounters with strange men, and much more! All aboard! More riots and something went postal A night with the late, great, DMX A little restraint Tinfoil theologian Network schizophrenia The tattoo rule Sweet home given to ya Weird old homo Was…

This week ADL-confirmed Hitler clone Andy Warski comes aboard the Houseboat for an absolute SLAMMING good time. You won't want to miss this one, friends! A new challenger has appeared The Retarded Phoenix Flies to Portugal Wu Flu Blues (we are Here) The Joke as told by Walrus Neighbors and funny guys $10 for 6 hours Roscoe and the Recliner The Tonk…

Oh hell yes, the crew is back and ready to make some waves and crush some cans. Will there be laughs? Will there be hot takes? Find out, only on this week's recording of your favorite houseboat. Happy Good Friday Fedpost the normies The founding fathers types Stories with the chadpole The traditions of people White boy summer One hot new remix Swee…

This week the lads start to get their groove back on after a tumultuous 2 year period and proceed to call everyone out behind the school yard for a good old fashioned bare knuckle brawl. Womanly affairs Work frens A new era. The hum era. Talking to lost loved ones One man property value Ball pit energy drainers D M X Sunshine addiction Nigger jokes…