Jeff Ward Podcasty

Is Donald Trump’s act getting stale? His only talking point is claiming the election was rigged and he’s running out of new material. In an interview with Piers Morgan, Trump seems stale and repetitive. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode!…

Infamous anti-vaxxer Christopher Key is no longer drinking his own urine. Now he’s injecting it into his arm as a defense against COVID-19. When did gender reveal parties become a thing? Is it because of social media? And if your partner starting saying f-bombs after discovering the gender, why would you post the video on TikTok? Thanks to Supreme …

Why is our presidential race going to look like a Depends ad? In addition to Donald Trump and Joe Biden being possible candidates in the 2024 presidential election, another old white guy is in. Bernie Sanders says he has “not ruled out” joining the race. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mor…

If you haven't done acid, you can watch The Masked Singer and understand what it would feel like. Especially if you watch the episode with Rudy Giuliani, where he’s dressed like a Jack-in-the-Box and singing “Bad to the Bone.” Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for …

Senator Ted Cruz made a joke about Mickey Mouse and Pluto having gay sex. His plan to get to the White House includes making sex jokes about Disney characters. It’s time for candidates like Beto O’Rourke to make noise against him. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura …

The popular dating app Bumble is leading the fight to criminalize unsolicited nude photographs sent online. It makes sense. If flashing in public is illegal, why shouldn’t unsolicited penis pics be illegal? Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this epis…

Is social media the next big tobacco? It’s an addictive product that can lead to horrific consequences. After a teenager killed himself due to negative comments online, an argument has sparked over who should be held accountable when social media becomes harmful. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/a…

Ron DeSantis, governor of Florida and the little Napoleon of the South, is coming for Twitter. DeSantis wants to hold the Twitter board “accountable” for its response to Elon Musk’s bid to take the company private. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring t…

Governor Greg Abbott has created more problems than solutions with his new policy on inspecting trucks entering Texas at the Mexican border. What happened to Abbott’s border wall plan? Why isn’t anyone holding him accountable for his promises? Every time we’ve tried to boycott Disney, attendance at Disney’s theme parks increases. It’s almost as if …

Colin Kaepernick has been highly critical of the NFL, even going so far as to equate the industry to slavery. Now he wants back in. He says he’s willing to come back as a backup quarterback. Why aren’t people calling him out for wanting to come back? Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgag…

Tucker Carlson's new documentary trailer may be banned in Florida for being too gay. His new documentary called “The End of Men” explores testosterone levels in men…and is surprisingly homoerotic. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.…

Austin is now one of the most expensive cities in the country to live in. The affordability issue has been an ongoing issue for many years. Has there ever been more rhetoric with no results? Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/je…

People don’t vote for a candidate, they vote against someone. Our voting system is broken. How do we fix it? Eli Zupnick, the co-founder of an advocacy campaign called Fix Our House, thinks proportional representation is the best solution. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks…

A Tennesse senator has reached a new level of asshattery. Senator Frank Niceley offered a “history lesson” and cited Adolf Hitler as an example of how homeless people can turn their lives around. A divorce attorney offered some free advice on TikTok. He warns men about dates that don't even attempt to pay for a date. Is it wise to take red flags fr…

The word “groomer” has become a line in the sand for Republicans. If you like the word, you’re in. If you don’t like the word, you’re out and you will be accused of being a groomer. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/jeff Thanks…

Elon Musk wants to buy Twitter and have it be a free speech “town square.” Go ahead, Elon, buy Twitter, throw the platform door open to the angry fools and see what happens. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/jeff Thanks to Spec…

You want cancel culture? No one has been canceled more than the radio business. Here’s a list of songs that were banned from the radio. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/jeff Thanks to Spec's Wines, Spirits and Finer Foods for …

In an interview with Politico, Trump’s former chief of staff said there are three nominees that could beat Donald Trump in the 2024 GOP nomination: South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and actor Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. What better way to spend time with family than going to a Trump rally? At a Trump rally in Selma, Nor…

Naming your kid comes with a lot of stress. But Taylor Humphrey can help. She’s a “professional baby namer” that gets paid up to $30,000 to name babies. Ted Cruz is on a world tour. One of his latest stops was at Yale University. At the Q&A, one student asked Ted Cruz if he would “fellate another man” if it would stop world hunger. Thanks to Suprem…

With Governor Greg Abbott’s new inspection policy, food is rotting in trucks at the Texas-Mexico border. Did Abbott clog up the supply chain on purpose? Why is he blaming President Biden? Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/jeff …

Gilbert Gottfried, known as a standup comic, the Aflac duck and the parrot Iago from Aladdin, has passed away. Film critic Cecily Knobler joins the show to remember his life and career. And to talk about Johnny Depp, Amber Heard and Charles Manson’s music. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-m…

The coolest overtime plan for the NFL has been pitched. Too bad it has no chance. Who is the most honest person of all time? No one would say it’s Donald Trump except for Donald Trump. He thinks he’s the “most honest human being that God has ever created.” Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-m…

The best relationship advice often comes from divorce attorneys and exotic dancers. A divorce attorney made a TikTok about the five worst professions for a future spouse…but it only applies to women. Miss Bristol, the infamous juror from the Nikolas Cruz trial, was dismissed for her unavailability. Miss Bristol doesn’t mind. If she’d stayed in the …

Governor Greg Abbott issued a new policy that requires state troopers to inspect trucks entering the Texas border from Mexico. The new policy is causing delays in food delivery and protests from truck drivers. Abbott’s political theatre has officially backfired. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/au…

A professor in New York has condemned a Marriott hotel on Twitter for only having Fox News on the TVs in the hotel’s gym. Now many people on social media have joined the Marriott boycott. Anti-vaxxers are holding a mock grand jury trial of Dr. Anthony Fauci and they’re charging $10,000 a ticket for "VIP jurors.” You’re paying to wear a name tag, lo…

Donald Trump tried to overturn the 2020 election and Rep. Liz Cheney says it is “absolutely clear” that what Trump was doing was “unlawful.” So why won’t he be prosecuted? Jeff has a conspiracy theory. If we have another Trump vs. Biden election, it’ll be a “Groundhog Day” election. How do we avoid that Bill Murray nightmare of an election? Thanks …

Driverless cars can’t get here fast enough. Unfortunately, even driverless cars can get pulled over by police. A video of a driverless car getting pulled over in San Francisco blew up on social media. Why are successful cities always the ones that are hated the most? Cities like Austin are growing and creating great business opportunities but many …

The death penalty is undoubtedly a controversial topic. Regardless of how you feel about it, it still happens. The question today is: do the people on death row have a right to decide how they die? Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura…

Somehow, Jerry Springer has become a voice of reason for society. On a SiriusXM radio show, Springer compared Donald Trump to the people who used to scream and fight on his show. Except, his show guests had enough sense not to run for president. Saturday Night Live mocked Will Smith for his Oscars slap. It wouldn't have been weird...except for the …

Rarely is it okay to feel bad for the IRS, but now might be one of those times. Charles Rettig, the head of the IRS, says due to a massive backlog of tax returns, the revenue service is only answering about 20% of taxpayer phone calls. Elon Musk announced that he would be joining the Twitter board and Twitter’s stock went up. Now, Musk is reportedl…

Gil Brandt is an awful talk show host. His insensitive comments about quarterback Dwayne Haskins’ death are further proof of that. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/jeff Thanks to Spec's Wines, Spirits and Finer Foods for spons…

If you scream into the idiot echo chamber long enough, something will stick. The trending topic right now? It’s calling teachers “groomers,” a term used for pedophiles who build an emotional connection with a child so that they’re easier to abuse. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1…

Film critic Cecily Knobler joins the show to discuss further developments in the Will Smith slap scandal, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and roller skating in Waco. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/jeff Thanks to Spec's Wines, Spirits a…

Ted Cruz wasn’t getting enough attention this week. So he picked a fight with Mr. T on Twitter after Mr. T tweeted about his second COVID-19 booster vaccine. While moving out of the White House, Donald Trump took something that he shouldn’t have. He took several boxes labeled “Top Secret” to his home in Palm Springs. And he didn’t even try to hide …

Did you go to the party in Southeast Austin? Elon Musk held a grand opening of his Giga Texas Tesla factory to tout his company’s new Cybertruck. And he's wearing a cowboy hat and belt buckle. The NFL mafia has a tough decision to make. Brian Flores said that he documented Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross’s request for him to lose games in 2019. T…

You want to see anti-free speech? This is anti-free speech. Lawmakers are threatening to block Disney’s copyright over the company’s stance against the Don’t Say Gay bill. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/jeff Thanks to Spec's…

Marjorie Taylor Greene mocked Twitter users for getting offended on the platform. But after Jimmy Kimmel made a joke about wishing Will Smith would slap her, Greene took to Twitter to complain. And she reported him to Capitol Police. A former press aide to Donald Trump says he wished he could have critics killed. No wonder he has so much admiration…

The civil lawsuit against Deshaun Watson continues. Watson now has to confirm whether he had sex with 18 massage therapists who supported him last year following the accusations against him. Oil prices remain high and oil executives have given their statements. They said they are not utilizing the war in Ukraine to increase prices and they will not…

Everyone has tried to get out of jury duty at least once. But not everyone can say they’re unavailable because they have a date with their sugar daddy. A new study shows that most Americans don’t know their grandparents’ names. Can you name all four of yours? Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austi…

The Don’t Say Gay bill is a homerun for Republicans. The fake issue is gaining real traction. Prepare for a showdown between Don’t Say Gay and corporations taking “a stand” against it. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/jeff Tha…

The House voted to federally legalize marijuana but many think the bill won’t pass in the Senate. Moral arguments aside, can the promise of increased revenue and new jobs be enough for the bill to pass? Many Americans are still refusing the COVID-19 vaccine because they claim it's unsafe. But a man got 90 COVID shots and is still breathing so that …

Barack Obama came back to the White House to give a speech and jokingly called Joe Biden “Vice President Biden.” Was it really a joke? Or is one of the Obama's coming back into the political spotlight? Stephanie Grisham, a former White House Press Secretary, told the hosts of “The View” to stop calling Republicans “idiots.” Unfortunately, she could…

Aliens and UFOs are really not that interesting…until they start impregnating people. A woman claims she was impregnated by an alien. The more likely reality? She slept with the neighbor. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/jeff …

How many times do you have to say “gay” before you “turn gay”? That’s the burning question on Lt. Governor Dan Patrick’s mind. He wants to replicate Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill in Texas. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/jef…

A Portland-based bar called “The Sports Bra” is opening this month. It’s dedicated to women’s sports and it only plays women’s sports. It’s the anti-Hooters. Will it work? North Carolina Tar Heels player Brady Manek had a great game on Monday. And sports commentator Jim Nantz made a pun about it. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcas…

Donald Trump’s social media platform, Truth Social, is in free fall. Downloads of the app are down 95% since its launch in January. Everyone that invested in the app deserves to lose all their money. Marjorie Taylor Greene is not just the asshat of the week, she’s the asshat of the year. Her latest asshat moment is her statement calling the Disney …

Let's take a Jeff Ward quiz: can you guess which vintage car is coming back? Here are your answer choices: the Pacer, El Camino, Pinto, or the DeLorean. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/ Thanks to Aura for sponsoring this episode! aura.com/jeff Thanks to Spec's Wines, Spirits and…

Elon Musk is now the largest stakeholder in Twitter. Of course, here come the knuckleheads calling for Donald Trump’s Twitter profile to be reinstated. They want Trump to bring “free speech” back. Everyone is complaining about Twitter…on Twitter. Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.johnmcclellan.com/austin-mortgage-1/…

The Grammy Awards were on Sunday night and Joni Mitchell won the award for Best Historical Album. Too bad no one in the audience knew who she was. According to a new study, research suggests that cat owners are more attractive and have more sex. According to whom? Who did you ask? Thanks to Supreme Lending for sponsoring this podcast! https://get.j…

Leave it to the United States to make the Olympics goofier, one dumb sport at a time. By 2028, flag football is projected to be an official sport in the Olympic games. Your political heroes are at it again. This time, they’re trading defense contractor stocks in a time of war. They’re throwing insider trading in your face and you don’t care. Thanks…