The Uncensored Moms Podcast

It’s just us this week! Feels like home, yes? MmmmWould you tell someone they had food in their teeth??! This scenario will give us anxiety nightmares henceforth. Pretty sure we can call this an Uncensored Loss.Something Vicki is not loving - but really wanted to! It’s makeup, from Instagram. It’s called Merit. Womp, womp. We’re talking’ nipples! N…

We have a special guest this week! It’s our lovely, impressive, incredibly intelligent, fun friend, Jamie Lasky! Jamie shares her experience with donating her eggs, choosing not to be a mother, not to get married, and JUST HOW she got to feel so comfortable in her own skin. Pay attention, parents! We took notes. Uncensored Wins/Losses: * Michelle h…

Be sure to subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts. And if you like what you heard, please leave us a 5 star review and tell a friend or two or ten! We love you! ****What’s this? A new intro? Hi, it’s us. Uncensored Wins: - Addressing the issue of having guns in the house with parents of new friends - pew pew - Listening to yourself - …

It’s an uncensored kind of entrance to this week’s show so let’s just hop right in, shall we?Vicki is still going to all the concerts. Wanna come?We get a live caller! It’s Vicki’s mom and she doesn’t want to be recorded. It’s another doctor’s appt for Hank - new results loading…How can one be uncensored? What does it mean? It’s absolutely not perm…

We’re starting this week with some ASMR - you have been warned. Quiet sounds reminds us of that site where you do naughty things for money - what’s it called again and should we start an UMcast page? We’re calling it Double Feet, k?Speaking of - is college still worth it if you can be tiktok famous now?Household and workplace stories - we’re not tr…

We have an amazing guest this week: It’s Michelle’s husband and award winning realtor, Verner Dixon! We invited him on the pod to tell the tale of the time he heard a groan in the men’s locker room. It sounds innocuous but it was actually an emergency situation that put his reaction to the test. And all this to say, when any of us are confronted wi…

Drinking at a young ageDrinking in our advancing ageDay drinkingWine with dinnerSeltzers in the daytimeShots at a partyBeer bongs in collegeKeg stands at 22Look, it all feels so good until IT DOESN’T. Do the benefits outweigh the consequences?“It is rough now.” - MichelleBut also, don’t we deserve a little help from a friend [read: alcohol] every n…

Alternatively titled: Have I Ever Told You About the Time When…?Before we get to the 5 things, Vicki offers a medical update about Hank, using words we don’t know how to pronounce. TLDR: Mind your health, take Vitamin D, get a roommate. The things we’ve never told you, high level to tease your curiosity: 1. 12 year old Michelle has an abrasive enco…

This is a family friendly episode! Play it in the car on the way to school, on the way home from school, during dinner time. It's rated E for Everyone. We sat down to chat with two amazing 10 year olds, River and Melody. We asked them your questions and they answered as only kids could: entirely off the cuff. Expect lots of laughs, surprises, and s…

A bit of parenting chat this week! Our kids are always moving into new stages of life and here we are, just trying to keep up! A boob update from Michelle - it’s not allll smooth sailing. Another life lesson. To use a filter or not to use a filter? This topic feels neglected, honestly. Are filters just the temporary/cost effective plastic surgery? …

Raise your hand if you’ve had a boob job. Raise your hand if you’ve had two! And then call and tell us about it, woman. 442-222-1020If your hand is still in the air, go ahead and put it down to press play because you are in good company this week as we share an interview we did in honor of Michelle’s new boobs, round 2. We are joined by our friends…

Trigger warnings are hard for us but we are trying. We got some feedback last week about one of the topics we discussed and how a TW would have been nice. So, we thought it best to discuss here. We talk A LOT about weight and body image - it happens later in the episode but I am putting it up top for all ye listeners. We love you. An unboxing to re…

Kids are home from school, husbands are in the hospital, our cars are in the shop, luggage has been lost - it’s all happening! At least Michelle has finished her Christmas wrapping! Three cheers for the holidays. We keep the joy going and talk holiday traditions, gifting, plans, etc. Vicki is interviewing people at random now. She posts them on her…

We have felt so much love and admiration for tWitch for years and all we can say is that we are heartbroken to hear of his passing. We’re sending love to every one of you out there. Please stick around. Let’s talk White Lotus Finale. Holy Schnitzel! SPOILERS AHEAD - plug your ears, slow motion kids. This goes on for at least 14 minutes but it’s a g…

It’s a travel episode! Could you, would you sell all your belongings to travel the world? To travel the country? To go on a grand adventure of any kind?We have both done exactly that at different times in our lives. Michelle traveled internationally for 6 months with her boyfriend. Vicki traveled domestically in an RV for 1 year with her husband an…

We’re back! Thanksgiving is a thing of the past and now it’s officially the holidays! Did someone say Christmas carols?!Michelle was sick all last week and surprise, the cough lingers. Since everyone else is sick too, she’s here to make you feel seen. Grab a cough drop and settle in. Vicki’s Top 3 FAVORITE things about Montana in the winter. Ooh, i…

Job woes. Michelle has a new interim title. College woes. Vicki has a story about the time she was a jerk in Italian.Supporting our friends’ endeavors - promote one another, always. As such, this episode is sponsored by: Homes by Dixon on Instagram: @vernerdixon / homesbydixon@gmail.comFingers Crossed Co on Instagram: @Fingers.crossed.coWhen we mak…

1. A trip to the ER for Verner and other spontaneous infections for Vicki2. Cheating Dreams3. Nick Cannon is single handedly populating our nation, congrats sir.4. Ye. What's up with that guy? 5. Britney Spears...sigh, with love.6. Ejaculate Responsibly by Gabrielle Blair - new book rec!7. Post-Row America has dangerous consequences8. Kardashians, …

Does the hamster wheel feeling ever end? We’d love to know. 1. Vicki's probably depressed. Let’s talk about why and the last time she needed anti-depressants. Super fun. 2. How do we stop volunteering our time for everything? Is this just one big school group project? 3. Another road rage incident - the anger’s not helping anyone, sir. 4. “Soaking”…

Laugh with us because we had wine this week. You. Are. Welcome. Call our hotline (442-222-1020, as seen above, yep) and tell us something, ask a question, then go get yourself a flat white and celebrate the weekend! Be with the earth and lead with empathy. Be well y’all. TWL:Nixit Menstrual Cup - AGAIN. Someone sponsor us already! - https://nixit.c…

It's a mini episode to kick off your Friday! Michelle got to know a few new parents in the pick-up line this week and things didn't go as well as she hoped. Enjoy!We recorded this in the car so please excuse the live action background noises._Connect with us!Instagram & Twitter: @theumcastVia email: theumcast@gmail.comLike and Subscribe on YouTubeL…

Coming at you from our new HQ - Michelle’s new house! Will there be some construction noises? Survey says, most likely. Code Switching - we all do it. In real estate, with gender identity, in casual conversations, etc. Accommodating vs. Always making the point - it isn’t black and white and maybe that’s ok.Change is hard and making mistakes is a-ok…

Anxiety is the new black. And we’re basically in mourning. Are we all feeling more anxious lately? Is it from some pandemic letdown? Are we just more aware of it in the culture and so we notice it more than before? No clue. We have no answers, but let’s talk about it! We mention EMDR and now we know what it stands for: Eye Movement Desensitization …

Texts my husband sends me, podcast edition AKA Marriage Things How do you dispense your toothpaste, then right into something called Pegging? Smooth transitions. We’ll define it for you. Impress your friends with new words! Listener Q&A: How to have a healthy sex life in general and after kids? Porn preferences, as in, did you know you can set very…

Kicking the podcast back into gear with a discussion about SCOTUS and Roe. We dissent! But how did we get here and how have social media and Covid…and ugh, that dude previously in the White House, all contributed to our overwhelming sense of dread. Fun, right!? But also, why does Instagram think she’s TikTok? And you officially have our permission …

We took an 8 month break (and that's okay in our books!) but now we're back together.... IN PERSON. Vicki has completed her 10+ month U.S.A. RV Adventure and is finally back HOME.About 10 minutes into this episode, Michelle makes Vicki cry by forcing her to listen to an excerpt about having sons and how that's like a slow break-up. So, you know, so…

Spoiler Alert: ABORTION TALK and TEARS!Why a break is necessary sometimes. And why we’ve been waiting ’til now to record an episode. Vicki is in Ohio and Michelle takes a moment to interview her about full-time travel. Will this trip ever end?? Is homeschool good? Bad? Abortion - still TOTALLY LEGAL and ALLOWED! Back off, anti-choicers. Is it shari…

Getting back on the fitness track with my fitness pal app - not sponsored, excuse you. Where in the country is Vicki? Travel update commence. Adventures in National Parks, camping, hunting, neighbors, patriotism! #americaMichelle finally had a surgery she’s been waiting to have for years. Parenting woes. Duh. Michelle’s first solo trip since big li…

This episode is about being a feminist, calling yourself a feminist, saying it out loud, and spreading information about its true meaning. There's also stuff about ours kids and being a mom; and some travel updates, and more general life banter. You know. TWL: Bar Shampoo from Lush - again, we know, but we really love itFace Wash/Oil from Biossance…

When your partner is just getting on your nerves…Here we have two very recent examples of some real life marriage tiffs for you. You are welcome. Leaving Neverland! Have you seen this?? We have, and WE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT.A lot. Listener questions! TWL: GirlBoss on Netflix - not a new show but I loved it! Especially the first "sex" scene. More of …

When life goes on, because it does. “It is shitty and it is also just something you have to do on a Monday, at 1pm. There’s my normal life and then this is also there. And to just block those experiences to spare people from being uncomfortable or spare my own feelings of being vulnerable, get over it. It’s therapeutic to share. Just post it.”TWL: …

We recorded this yesterday, late in the evening. We talked and talked and talked. We cried and laughed and sat in silence together. This is the pre-story. The pre-processing explanation. This is all we could put out comfortably. There is another hour waiting to be let free. For that reason, it may feel a bit choppy and disjointed but it's as uncens…

Murdery, stalker podcasts and shows! Abortion! Babysitting Sagas! Date your Spouse! And other adventures! Why are we yelling? TWL: Almond Vanilla Coffee Creamer - both the Silk and the Coffee-Mate brands will do the trick. Turbo Tax at homeTed Bundy series on Netflix****Connect with us on Instagram & Twitter: @theumcastVia the web: www.theumcast.co…

How much time do you have for other people’s drama these days? We feel like maybe none is fair. Let’s hate on social media together, just for a minute. K?RV life update! We promise Vicki is actually leaving on this road trip. Planning, budgeting, homeschooling, oh my. In the event that you have ever felt guilty for lying, we have a few stories to m…

Still playing the baby name game - we take you along on our text chain. The battle of the selves - our nice, accepting side vs. our mean, totally annoyed with people side. Which one will win out? And can you relate? Female Presidential Candidates! Politics! History!Are romantic vacations actually as romantic as we think they’ll be? We propose that …

CHOCOLATE! Are we right?Baby sex reveal. Baby sex? That doesn’t sound right, but you get it. Speaking of sex. Let’s talk about having some in an RV, shall we??Also speaking of sex, rugs? Rugs. Choosing them, buying them, decorating your space with them. Vicki has a new nickname and look, don’t even say Vicki anymore. We’re all saying Kiki now, ok? …

When babies become roommates and have opinions! Not cool. And clingy, they can be very clingy. Also! Michelle is pregnant! Let’s discuss. What is she having? We have some very telling clues that point to one sex over the other. Any guesses?What does it feel like to spend a whole lot of time in an RV? Vicki is back from her cross country trip and ha…

“Embrace every day, even if it's a crappy moment. This is not our forever. It’s just a transition, a learning period and that's OK.“Change is hard, have we said this enough yet? Emotions are spilling over and life in reality is sometimes very different from the life of our expectations. And coming out of change better, different, is worth all the p…

It’s feeling Christmasy in here. Let’s sing! Trying new things is great, coming back home is also nice. We’re talking about using quality sound setups. Ahem. Michelle is moving and this is our last recording in the ol’ place. Ah, memories. New game! Reactions to Instagram “Wisdom” Sex dreams. Body image, body positivity, and social media. Dearest #…

It’s a Thursday and we’re putting out an episode today, especially for you! It’s a little gritty but we’re a day early and feeling all accomplished about it. We’re talking recipes, gambling, travel, crude commentary, and the REAL story of Thanksgiving. Don’t forget to remind those you love that this is a mixed bag of a holiday, as are most of them,…

Childhood field trip memories - anyone else do a cool space one? Remember last week when we didn’t have an episode up because LIFE IS CRAZY RIGHT NOW!? If you want to have a silent auction one day, we spill the beans on all the details of Vicki’s experience. Michells has A HOUSE UPDATE of her own! Do we build up life milestones too much? Should we …

Let’s start with some adolescent poetry, shall we? On bullying and the devastating aftermath that can follow. Michelle made a BIG adult move this week. A first for her! A house/life/emotions update from Vicki. Do you ever feel left out? @busyphillips has a new book and it’s our pick for #theumcastreads this month! Empathy! Can it be taught or is it…

Voting! It feels WAY different this election. Homeschool!Being an adult is hard…and exhausting. Having a third child and periods that take their time. Fun!Where do you get your pregnancy tests? Where do you want to TAKE your test? Would you, could you, in a bowling alley?When to announce a pregnancy? Where does the 12 week rule come from? Why do we…

Status update on the selling of Vicki’s home. There’s a bit of an RV life contemplation, fair warning. And a stationary life contemplation - is bigger better? Is more more? Life lessons and all that. #theumcastreads book is: White Fragility by Robin DiAngelo - are you reading it too? Book club is coming up! Our feminism MUST be intersectional. On r…

Facebook posts from family members that make us want to throw our phones across the room... What the hell are we supposed to do with these? How do we talk to those we love about how their opinions make us feel? Tears are a sign of strength, crying is totally OK, showing emotion is human and it connects us all. Just a little reminder. One of us was …

KavaNOPE. This fool. Let’s discuss how gross this whole Supreme Court nominee bullshit is. And in case you’re wondering, Michelle gets her news from Instagram and it’s actually a really great source! @JessicaYellinREMEMBER TO VOTE IN NOVEMBER!Opening ourselves up to being vocal about the things we believe in - especially to those closest to us. If …

When nothing matters but it also absolutely, 100 percent matters.Emotions are high, we make mistakes, we apologize. It’s messy sometimes. And, “It’s ok to be shitty sometimes.” An update from a few episodes ago, Michelle went to her aunt’s birthday party and there was a situation. A fun little shame story from Vicki when she was 19 and knew nothing…

THIS IS A REMOTE RECORDING, there may be some interference but it’s very rarely annoying so thanks for sticking with us. Hoon time STORY to start! It involves balls. A cute story about explaining same sex marriage to kids. Spoiler: it’s very easyListener Questions: 1. When is the LIVE show? Good question. Let’s explore this. 2. What are your though…

Geography is hard, don’t judge. Church daycare with prayers - worth it for the cheap deal?Saying “bless you” - do you?Creepy men in grocery stores and trusting your intuition. Teaching kids about boundaries with their bodies, instilling that they have the right to decide who touches them and when. No means no is something we’re saying a lot, alread…

Anxiety - it hath cometh. Depression - nice to see you again. Work woes that come and go. Making decisions and sticking with them - how hard is it?Kindergarten feelings are killing Vicki. It’s all too damn much. Doing a deep dive on the experience. Anyone else crying every day this school year??It’s cool though, she has a solution and it requires a…