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Do you have fond childhood memories of summer camp? For a chance at $250,000, campers must compete in a series of summer camp-themed challenges to prove that they are unbeatable, unhateable, and unbreakable. Host Chris Burns is joined by the multi-talented comedian Dana Moon to recap the first five episodes of season one of Battle Camp . Plus, Quori-Tyler (aka QT) joins the podcast to dish on the camp gossip, team dynamics, and the Watson to her Sherlock Holmes. Leave us a voice message at www.speakpipe.com/WeHaveTheReceipts Text us at (929) 487-3621 DM Chris @FatCarrieBradshaw on Instagram Follow We Have The Receipts wherever you listen, so you never miss an episode. Listen to more from Netflix Podcasts.…

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A climate change comedy podcast about gardening, going off the grid, becoming anti-tech, and dropping out of dominant culture. Come smoke weed and contemplate ecocide with us. After that, let's stick our hands in the soil and grow something. Together. Creative folks are needed for our descent into the 'Second World.' That you? carbonsinkhole@protonmail.com

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040 Euphoric Gardening 1:18:08

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Aside from the... obvious, these past seven months have been pretty great. And you?

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037 Coronavirus Collapse... or Just Allergies? 2:20:45

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KC & JP were not going to do an episode about COVID 19 because it felt like a media grab. But then they realized Maximum Carbon Sinkhole is buried too deep into the weird that even though the rest of the world is now soaking in it, they haven't reached MCSH depths, yet. Plus, a pandemic that is shutting down major US cities is kind of, like, a thing that might actually cause A) societal collapse and B) a drastic draw down of emissions. Plus, it's hilarious in that whole fan-hit-by-shit kind of way. Pandemics of the last 100 years all have the same cause. Where our resilience has been ahead. Where it's been behind. What's the upside of coronavirus? AFTERNOON NEWS UPDATE with Candice Baker and Peter Lapin (0:00:01) NEWS CONFERENCE with Florida Secretary of Health, Safety, Hepatitis Transmission, Gas Pump Veracity, Kava Bars, and Invasive Reptilians (0:51:19)…

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036 Feedback Loops 2:37:26

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035 Unlistenable 1:38:20

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034 Roger Hallam : The Lost Tapes 34:51

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033 Coping with Climate Change Stress 1:34:40

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KC and JP discuss how adaptation is more than learning how to live on a warmer planet. It isn't just about retreating from the rising seas, the burning forests, the flooded plains, or the spreading aridification. It's about our emotional response to the knowledge that everything we know, everything we take for granted—clean water, clean air, ample calories— will become scarce. But more than that, the plants and animals that we relate to. The wild beings that have inhabited this planet with us will leave us behind. Alone. We just might be the lone monoculture on planet Earth. Nothing good comes from that. And knowing it hurts. So we laugh. We cry. But we try to laugh more. And get high. EPISODE SPONSOR: Venice's Soggy Slices ( 01:31:00 ) KC's RANT: Koala Bear Chlamydia ( 00:00:01 ) PLANT OF THE EPISODE: Unidentified Mint that smells and tastes like Trix cereal.…

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032 Start Here : Humor not Doomer 1:28:16

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Come soak in the weird with KC & JP as they set out to give newer listeners a fully baked thesis. Of what? That question remains unanswered. However, they dive right into our impending extinction crisis and try their best to keep from being pulled under by using the best tool in the climate-change-stress toolbox: humor. What IS CO2's contribution to things like mysterious meowing cats and cannibalistic serial killers? EPISODE SPONSORS: Sunny Day Tanning ( 00:23:13 ) Vegan McDonald's ( 00:32:57 ) BREAKING NEWS: Mass Transit Vacuum Carbon Capture and Sequestration Infrastructure Tragedy ( 00:36:20 )…

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031 On Isolation 32:38

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Is isolation a bad thing? What if you don't identify with the humans around you? Is emancipation from the human race inevitable? Come join in on the fun while KC & JP discuss their feelings of living among the plants and animals and KC's further drift away from society. EPISODE SPONSORS: -Dick Blister's Used Mattress Emporium (00:00) -Enabler App (01:00:00)…

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030 XR feat. UK JA : Breakin' the Law 2:48:56

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Our man on the inside shares his view from the fall 2019 Extinction Rebellion protests in London. Have the protestors meaningfully connected with the result of what they're asking for? After a few days on the street with XR, JA tells us what's good, bad, and weird about XR. JP & KC wonder what, if any, lessons can be applied to the US. JA makes contact with the Fairy King. JA gives the double bird to "the" Queen and her golden chariot (which KC and JP are surprised to learn is real).…

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029 KC Raw : Climate Change Stand Up Comedy Mixtape Vol 1 53:26

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The end of the world needs a comedian. 4:24 "How Can You Be That Cynical? (Grist Bingo)" 17:41 "$2 Bills" 19:34 "The End of the World Needs a Comedian" 20:29 " Not Scared of Cannibals... or Anarchists" 22:04 "Jobs Aren't Real" 23:25 "Feminism and Climate Change" 44:34 "Welcome to the Co-Dictatorship" 49:17 "Yeah, Well..." 52:11 "Garden, yes. MPDG, no."…

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028 Teenage Wasteland : What to do if You're Fifteen 2:15:54

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So you're fifteen and just realized the planet is undergoing its sixth mass extinction and you've got two papers due, a math quiz, your parents are riding your ass for you to participate in more extra-curricular activities so you can go to your Dad's alma mater. What do you do? KC & JP try to answer that question and others posed to us and the intertubes by woke teenagers and explore how to drop out before you've dropped in. GRANOLA SHOTGUN POST REFERENCED https://granolashotgun.com/2019/05/16/24-58/ Plant of the Episode: Toothache Plant AKA: Acmella Oleracea, Paracress, Sichuan Buttons, Buzz Buttons (our favorite), Ting Flowers, and Electric Daisy SKITS: KC the Substitute Teacher ( 01:00:32 ) Teenage Market Garden ( 01:09:53 )…

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027 Against Science : The Unbelievers 1:31:04

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O-thou dearest SCIENCE, what may we do to earn your salvation?! KC was kicked out of Catholic school for asking too many questions; now 'science' keeps asking the wrong ones. A rubric for better science. KC & JP have lost their faith. Plant of the Episode: - Red Malabar Spinach (Basella Alba) EPISODE SPONSORS: - Dick Blister's Used Mattress Emporium (01:11:17) - Glyphosate for Breakfast (01:01:39) SPECIAL SHORT: - Beavis and Butthead Do Gardening (27:40) SAMPLES: - Leonardo DiCaprio from "Ice on Fire" - Daphne Zuniga, Bill Pullman, & John Candy "Spaceballs"…

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026 Navigating Dystopia - Prepping for Goodtimes 2:29:38

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KC & JP discuss how to navigate our current dystopia. Did you know you were living in your favorite dystopian trilogy? Our current world has all the ingredients: human misery, squalor, oppression, disease, poisonous food, noxious air, contaminated water, and of course, too many fucking people. It's easy to get distracted by collapse rabbit holes, but dropping out doesn't mean prepping for the (corporate) zombie apocalypse. It's more about living meaningfully, right now. Resilience is a bonus. But that's easy to forget. News Broadcast: Alex Hothouse of hothouseprisonwars.org 0:53:06 Behind the Scenes: KC & JP get a boat 01:12:30 Plant of the day/week/month: Longevity Spinach…

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025 BlackOps New Deal : Wartime Effort? 1:16:03

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So you want a wartime effort? Ready for sacrifice? KC & JP walk through what a wartime effort would really look like. Food rationing. Healthcare rationing. Tire rationing. ELECTRICITY rationing. Unlike the New York Times, there is no fucking around in the sinkhole. Plant of the day (week): Pink thing also known as Spider Flower Wartime Effort Slogan Focus Group 0:43:30 Amazon Prime Final Shipment 0:52:25…

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024 What the Fuck Are We Doing? 1:16:12

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It's nearly impossible to try to build a sustainable life in an unsustainable world. Do you do the best you can even if that means irrigating your garden with water contaminated with lead? Fuck. JP surprises KC with 11 recent WTF moments which create some self-skepticism, some laughs, some anger, but mostly facepalm moments. Episode Sponsor: FLAVORCHEM! Sword-Fork-Spork - 10:09 Wasabimallows - 51:41…

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023 Adaptation Stories : Intentional Communities w/ Jasmine Dale of the "Hobbit House" 1:00:02

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Dropout with Jasmine Dale, because she and her husband Simon never really did the first world, anyway. LINKS: http://beingsomewhere.net/

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022 Earth Day LIVE! 42:40

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KC & JP visit their bioregion's annual pink moon celebration to get some tips on how to survive this clusterfuck.

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021 Fight The Death Machine By Growing a Fucking Attack Garden 1:37:23

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Mission: go put your hands in the dirt and grow some shit. Gardening is the most impactful direct action you can take. Feeling despair? Broke? Sick? Tired of signing petitions and marching and taking place in sanctioned protests? Stick your boot in the ground and drop in some seeds. Eat the food around you. Drop out. For reals. INTRO: Paul Harvey 2035: So God Made a Fuck You Gardener (0:00) GARDENING OLYMPICS BROADCAST (1:07:17) JA from the UK also dropping some knowledge (44:20 & 1:24:12)…

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020 Second World Art: Reimagining Human Civilization 1:28:53

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Sure, art is dead... or something. But what role can marginalized (cough) artists play in helping visualize what's ahead? No matter where or what calamities arise, creative thinkers will be needed. 12:12 JA from the UK reveals the truth about Banksy 31:23 NPR Gross Air Weekend: Terri Fresh speaks with Elka Bellweather on her new book "My Year Running Free with the Wolfkittens." 45:54 Bill Burr's an Environmental Champion of funny. 01:10:25 NPR Morning Edition: The Blue Line that has ravaged a community. *episode photo courtesy JK from the CA taken in the AK…

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019 Adaptation Stories : Rewilding & Finding Feral at Chickenfoot Ranch 1:24:54

6 years temu1:24:54

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KC & JP talk with Karen and Jordan of Chickenfoot Ranch about their experience dropping out of dominant culture... as much as the law allows. Enlightening discussion about rewilding, the death machine we're all riding, becoming 'bilingual,' the merits of sleeping outside, and the limits of protest. See more of Karen and Jordan in Korey Rowe's 2017 documentary, INNOCENTLY VIOLENT. http://www.koreyrowe.com/pageiv…

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018 Collapse : When? 1:21:02

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When is it all going to end? Working through fears, conspiracies, and uncertainty. KC & JP's crystal ball isn't working but that doesn't stop them from trying to figure out when they can stop paying the mortgage. "The Bonobo and the Atheist" by Frans De Waal - pp 224 "The Hay Wain" painting Shit House Pizza: 0:30:41 Dick Blister's North Shore Arctic Circle Grand Opening: 1:03:08 Alice Donut & Killdozer: Age of Aquarius / Let the Sun Shine In 1:16:04…

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017 Edging Around Permaculture : Staving Off Despair with Biointensive Gardening 1:00:31

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Food ties us to the machine. What is 'permaculture,' and where might it lead us? KC & JP push through their aversion to 'movements' and immediately make a more productive homestead. TRY IT AT HOME: Fuck You Attacks (20:00)

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016 The American Dream Disease : A Pathogen 2:06:13

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For 40 years, we've been pronouncing the American Dream to be dead. Yet, the consumption choices and lifestyle habits of subsequent generations imply the dream is still alive and well. Why this paradox? How does this pathogen survive immune system detection, how can we inoculate ourselves and each other against this unseen disease, how can you break the news to a loved one... that they're infected? PSA: American Dream Disease (26:15) & a totally new thing, uh, here goes... TUXEDO SUPREMACIST "Trap, Neuter, Reparations" (1:29:20)…

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015 EU | UK Death Rank : Where You'll Die The Most Least in Old & Not-America 55:04

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Correspondent JA from the UK lets us know where to ride out the sinkhole in not-America. EPISODE SPONSORS (by JA!): Association of British Winemakers (26:56)| John Deere East of England (42:36) CHILDREN OF MEN (clip) = fair use

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014 50 State Death Rank : Where You'll Die the Most Least 1:24:45

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Where is your life most likely to get disrupted by climate catastrophe? And how the hell did JP & KC end up in Florida? REALITY SHOW SEGMENTS: Climate Craig's AM I FUDGED? (0:00) | CRESTE DE FUEGO FIX & FLIP (51:46) PLANT OF THE WEEK: crinum lily

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013 Green New Deal : One Law to Save us All 54:15

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Are you doing a small-community, micro-homes, off-the-grid thing? Tell us that dropping out story. In the meantime, uh, sure, let's pass a bill? DOCUMENTARIES: CNN Foresight 2020 (0:00)| Earth Squad (18:47) PLANT OF THE WEEK: Smokebush (not that kind)

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012 Mark Hineline : Bioregionalism and Good Vibes, Man 56:41

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Professor Mark Hineline wrote GROUND TRUTH: A GUIDE FOR TRACKING CLIMATE CHANGE AT HOME, which KC & JP talked about extensively in episode IV. Mark joins us to talk about zero carbon clubs, boomers, bioregionalism, and time discipline. EPISODE SPONSORS: Tough, Smart, Capitalism Lawyer (18:00) & Join the Allman Brothers (30:22) ADDITIONAL BOOKS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE: - DESERT SOLITAIRE - THE MAN WHO WALKED THROUGH TIME - THE WHOLE EARTH CATALOGUE - CADILLAC DESERT - ELECTRIC ACID KOOL-AID TEST - MERCHANTS OF DOUBT - BULLSHIT JOBS - HOW TO CHANGE YOUR MIND "TRANSPORTATION OPTIONS IN HEAVEN" Classic David Cross all music samples = fair use…

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011 Adaptation Stories — JA from the UK 43:08

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JA from the UK shares his adaptation story, which includes living on a boat. Maybe artists — already used to starving — are best prepared for what’s next. The UK has a booty. Banksy is basic AF. Gardening claims another soul. Fuck your lawn. EPISODE SPONSOR: the For-Profit Art Council (39:54) FUTURE SCHOOL LESSON PLANS: (19:53)…

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010 Dropping Out as Adaptation : Building a New Climate Change Culture 1:43:28

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JP & KC take to the evening air. THEY LIVE taught us how to see. Since our own culture is killing us, dropping out is step one in forming whatever comes next. PLANT OF THE WEEK: Elephant Ear HOROSCOPE: (0:00) EPISODE SPONSORS: Tender (48:30) & Adaptation (1:24:58)

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