Welcome to Stargate Oversight, a podcast featuring three British people who try to understand the perspective of the American military as presented by a Canadian television show. We’re here to talk about the good stuff episode by episode. Covering ideas of patriotism/nationalism among other things, we talk about how great our troops are and how they have never done anything wrong. Sometimes we even tell the truth about what happens in each episode.
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Once again, we follow the podcast policy of no cliffhangers for the show! Our final episode of Season 3 before the next bonus month is technically the opening episode of Season 4, but shut up. This is the continuation of the Season 3 finale after all. Well, our brave heroes last episode managed to blow up the ship full of evil Lego and escape by st…
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Extended cut available on Patreon. It's time to leave behind the woes of season 3 and we end it with an important question. What if lego was evil? Daniel is boypregnant, Carter is doing nerd shit, Teal'c is campaigning for Fathers for Justice, and nobody wants to go fishing with Jack. Well, maybe there is hope for Jack's fishing expedition still as…
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S3E20 - 404 Crystal Skull Not Found
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If you thought we've spent episodes just riffing before we actually talk about an episode, this is the one where in fact just riffed. Nothing happens in Crystal Skull. Really nothing. It has some interesting ideas and on paper, I could see this being a fun one that could set up Daniel's grandfather as an interesting character who could be a cool ne…
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Sorry about the Upload issues as of late. Hope is dead from the heat, Frost has jetlag Join Me. Mr Chapo! (Dr Jackson) in the New Zealand, Japanese buddhist monastery on this scenic Matt Painting. In this peacful location Old Jaffa can relax and die, You can hide a child, and of course don't forget about the jumpscare in a tiny pond. In this weeks …
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Full Episode on Le Patreon. I am so sorry, I posted it, saw it was live and left it. Only for there to be no file attached Greetings Listeners. We called you here into this warehouse in the middle of Rio, because we are getting out of this podcast business. To get out we have to do a heist. Mr Crimes is the biggest crim lord in Rio and we have to r…
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S3E18.25 - New Ground: Star trek the NextZZZ Beef Teryaki
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Sorry it's late. People are sick/away. So here's a new form episode that will be patreon only in the future. In this loose form hour of power. The crew continue to make actionable threats, avoid talking about last weeks episode of Stargate. Star Trek, Fallout and DJ Trump are on the talking table. Also the difference between punching a Nazi in the …
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Teal'c spends most of this episode blind inside of a cave until he perfectly Han Solos a bunch of dudes while still mostly blind. We return to the season 3 mines to yet again find slag instead of any precious metals here, but Hope assures us that good episodes are coming and season 4's banger after banger are right around the corner. For now Mr. Ne…
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Extended cut available on Patreon How could he do this to us? How could Colonel Jack O'Neill, our beloved favourite son who has never done anything wrong in his life, betray our trust like this? When the Tollans refuse to share their weapons technology with the people of Earth, Jack comes up with the very British solution. Just fuckin' knick it mat…
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This was almost a Hope-free episode due to internet outages, but we got her in near the end! In this episode, Jack O'Neill is stranded on an alien planet where one of the locals uses a mind-altering substance in order to...oh for fucksake, we're doing this again? I'm really sorry, but one of the writers really just has a thing for Jack just being m…
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S3E15.5 - Stalker (1979) PREVIEW
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Preview of bonus episode available on the $3.50 tier of the Patreon After the mess that was one of the worst episodes of the series, we decompressed a little by watching a nice and easily digestable film. Nah, just kidding. We watched Stalker, the 1979 film adaptation of the Strugatsky novel Roadside Picnic. Hey, it's a good movie. Sierra wants to …
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I hated this episode. This episode made me want to do bad things. I think Blaze and Ryan felt the same away about it! In this episode, the gang is forced to have an SNL comedian inserted into their brain that will not shut the fuck up no matter what they try. I'm sorry, dude, I'm sure you're normally a funny guy when you don't have...this script. S…
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Order in the court! It's time for another courtroom episode, this time heavily apeing on the 1989 Star Trek TNG Episode "The Measure of a Man". Crash landing on the planet of smug pricks who think they're better than us, Skaara returns from the worm mines. Here we have to ask one very important question. When a worm steals your brain, is it your br…
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Sorry. I (Hope) was busy I was doing things (girl things) and riding rollercoasters Frontline spot-on, for space force bases is the US's No.1 treatment for alien invasions. Simply use our patented method, developed by Major Samantha Carter to protect your base against pesky Xillians, Stragoths, Yerks and other pesky body hoppers. Sorry we were all …
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S3E12.5 PREVIEW - Godzilla: Final Wars
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Preview of bonus episode available on the $3.50 tier of the Patreon A long long time ago, there was Godzilla. Then there were suddenly more monsters, soon they were all Kaiju fighting. Then there were no more Godzilla movies. But one brave director dared to ask the question. "what if we had Godzilla, fighting every monster, also there were a shit l…
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This one's a bit lower energy, folks. Sorry, that's just what tends to happen when reach the second recording of the night. At the end of last episode, we were treated to the shocking return of Space Jeffrey Epstein. Our nemesis returns. The gang is trapped in the middle of a power play between the space nonce and Satan, where Satan has the upper h…
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Extended cut of this episode available on Patreon. We have another two parter and if you want to know what this episode is about, go to hell. Literally. We're dealing with Mr. Sokar Satan the Devil himself as we learn that the Tok'ra have committed a rare form of elder abuse where you stick your elderly relative in hell. Sam is not on board with th…
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Bad news, everyone here has Amnesia. Who are we? What are we doing? What is a Stargate? Why have I been eating all this tuna (Joke about Mei and Kiana goes here), Why is the hot doctor lady who's doing experiments on me really familiar. For those of you who don't have amnesia, or do not have brain worms that have eaten 1/3 of your brain. It's time …
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S3E9.5 PREVIEW - Evangelion 3.33 - You Can (Not) Have a Twink Boyfriend
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Preview of bonus episode available on the $3.50 tier of the Patreon It's peak depression hours again. Come on girls, let's get rotmaxxing in a hopeless fervor as we discuss the third installment of Hideki Anno's remake of the anime that makes you feel really bad. It's Evangelion time! We return to these movies after a long while to ask such philoso…
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Extended cut available on Patreon to hear Sierra's really bad takes about things going on right now. Content Warning: We make jokes about Canadian Healthcare. I really love it when Hope just hits the record button without telling us and begins the episode. So, Zencastr is fucked. Podcastle is fucked. We're trying a new way of recording, which shoul…
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I (Hope) am sleepy. Because the episode was originally exported at 1.6x speed. You might have gotten to hear the patreon cut. With jokes and goofs (why the fuck was there a charcoal Taki in my bag of crisps) left in. You can still hear it on our patreon which is free for April. The regular episode is up NOW It finally happened! After all this time,…
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We were so close. We were so close to returning to the way the podcast was intended to be. Frosty AKA Sierra finally has returned (that's me) and Ryan wasn't overworked or half-dead for once. Unfortunately, Hope is busy with her collection of 10/10 smoke show baddies in another country, so the inmates are running the asylum on this one. And I was s…
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Season 3 Bonus 2: On Deadly Ground (Rifftrax style)
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Yada Yada. Patreon bonus episode. Gib money (except I asked Forsty to make it free this month after we didn't upload for 2 weeks) Sorry we vanished for two weeks. I(Hope) was gettign dome the likes of which only the yuri goddess' can comprehend. The rest of us, ah don't worry about it We're back though. With an experimental episode. We took on Stev…
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Frosty is back from her long hiatus and here with us all to see our new favourite character in the show! Today the SG-1 crew meet the new main character of the show, John Mandalorian AKA Mr. Will Definetly Be Appearing Again. Yeah, this is an episode that is just straight up from a completely different show. While on holiday in the lush forests of …
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Damn recruit I haven't seen dimension jumping like that since I was a stragging young SGA member. You're a full Quantum leap ahead of your class. Make sure you get back to the 3rd Rock from the Sun safely now.. Hello and welcome to Season 1 Episode 19 (again)[We're getting the good ending this time] Only this time our favourite penguin of Madagasca…
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Hellloo San Franciso we here at Orban incorperated are pleased to bring you the newest hit brain cyberwear. We've gone beyond the Neural-link, beyond the CyberDeck and beyond even the most advanced wetware you can get in Night City. That's right investors, we give you Nanomachines. They're not just for Christmas, these are for life or *mumbles* unt…
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Hello and welcome to Girls Night. And because it's girls night we did a movie about men, about cops being funny little guys and getting weird with it. We enter for the first time, and probably not the last the Takeshi Kitano cinematic universe. Such an enigmatic man: Comedian, actor, director, artist, hard bastard and castle owner. This time he's p…
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Content warning for some kinda iffy portrayal of mental health in this episode. Yay DSM-4. Extended cut available on the Patreon. Welcome to the episode that gives Frosty extreme paranoia and medical anxiety. Yeah, it's an episode of a 90s television show where a character is deemed to be mentally unwell and given the old padded cell treatment. It'…
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Finally, a big moment for our girl Samantha Carter. Hope and Frosty are celebarting as finally we get to see a woman succeed in the great institution that is the United States Air Force, an organisation that we hear is very progressive. Okay, but seriously it's cool that she gets promoted to Major now. Now, it is kind of weird that we have a squad …
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After bonus month, we are finally back with Stargate! We're now onto Season 3, although this is technically the second episode of the season, but we don't edge you with the two part finales split across the seasons. You want to know who else will not edge you? We see the Tok'ra dad arriving to tell everyone that yet another Goa'uld is hiding out on…
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[Preview]Bonus Month Patreon Episode - Seven Samurai (1954)
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This is a preview of the bonus episode available on the $3.50 tier of our Patreon. In the 16th Century, Japan was long into its Sengoku (Warring States) Period. With no legitimate Shogun to enforce the Emperor's Law across the land, the disperate feudal lords forged alliances and fought in bloody conflicts to seize the title of the military dictato…
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Bonus Month 2 Episode 3 - Like a Dragon (2007)
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Extended cut available on Patreon. Now 10% slower so we're not so high pitched So we did another video game movie. Standing on the shoulders of giants like Max Payne, Far Cry, and Hitman, we finally have an adaptation that's not entirely terrible. No weird transphobic jokes out of nowhere in this one either, which was not a guarantee given that ear…
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Bonus Month 2 Episode 2 - Tampopo (1985)
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Noodles make me really horny. If that sounds like you, you might be Juzo Itami, director of the 1985 "Ramen Western" movie Tampopo. See, it's like spaghetti, but Japan. We have a stoic cowboy hero trucker and his twink son on their travels to find MILFs to tutor in the way of the noodle. Our MILF is a lady named Tampopo, a widow tasked his running …
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Bonus Month 2 Episode 1 - Lupin the Third (2014)
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More like Lupin the Turd amirite For our first episode of our off season between seasons 2 and 3 of Stargate, we have the 2014 live-action Lupin the Third movie. Our idea of a theme for these was going to be a month of movies that were not in English. So naturally, Hope decided to make her pick for this be a movie that is in English. Love you, best…
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New Years Special. S2B6 - In Memorium: Full English Breakfast (full episode)
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Happy New Year. Enjoy a freebie on us, from the Patreon as we're all too busy to record this week Content Warning: Racism, Torture, Misogyny/Extreme Violence towards women This was a mistake. This was a horrible mistake. Recently, a dearly beloved hero of the British people passed away. "Celebrity Gangster" Dave Courtney, who made a name of himself…
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Christmas 2023 Special - Under Siege 2
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Welcome to the Stargate Oversight Boxing Day Special! Since this festive day is named after a combat sport, how appropriate it is that we have the master of Aikido and historic allegations of sexual misconduct to talk about today. Join us as we discuss the absolute dogshit movie that is Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. Holy shit, is this a bad movie.…
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Okay, this is technically Season 3 Episode 1, but it is the finale for our purposes. So, it turns out that we didn't really go to the future! Last episode, our crew discovered that the Goa'uld were operating a fake Cheyenne Mountain complex and escaped from captivity. Alas, their escape was cut short as they discover Hathor was behind all of this a…
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Hope: haha wouldn't it be funny if I got the episode names teh wrong way round.... as a joke JKJKJK.... I did. Lol enjoy hearing next weeks ep earl;y for the first hour Almost girls' night! Ryan joined us in the end, however. We wouldn't want him to miss the first part of the finale of season 2. In the near future of 2077, Stargate Command have tur…
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This is a preview of a bonus episode aavailable on our patreon for $3.50 Have you ever been sissy hypnoed so hard that you forget members of your own family? Whomst among us. For this bonus episode, Hope decided to torture us all by making us watch and discuss the BBC Sherlock finale. Frosty had not seen it before and holy shit was it bad. How can …
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Extended cut of this episode available on Patreon. Woahhhh it's a time travel episode! I've just spoiled it for you in the first sentence like I'm the TV Guide, which is a thing that Frosty is definetly old enough to remember. Just like fondly remembering the TV Guide, it's time for us to explore the past and experience nostalgia for the 1960s wher…
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Extended cut of this episode available on Patreon. We just can't get enough of absolutely weird episodes this season, can we? This episode of Stargate SG-1, our favourite loveable crew of war criminals encounter an old adversary of theirs that they seem destined to always fight. No, we aren't talking about the Goa'uld. We're talking about something…
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S2B6 - In Memorium: Full English Breakfast
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This is a preview of a bonus episode aavailable on our patreon for $3.50 Content Warning: Racism, Torture, Misogyny/Extreme Violence towards women This was a mistake. This was a horrible mistake. Recently, a dearly beloved hero of the British people passed away. "Celebrity Gangster" Dave Courtney, who made a name of himself by pretending to have be…
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Public Release S1B7 Soft Ticket to Silicone and Steroids
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Told you there was another Anniversary gift to come It's time for yet another bonus! This time was Ryan's pick, so you can blame him for whatever this movie was. We took a look at an 80s... uhh...classic(?) Hard Ticket to Hawaii in which the world's worst DEA agents take down some kind of drug ring ruled by a white guy from Hong Kong with weird vib…
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Look, I don't know, okay? Stuff happens in this episode and there are these weird naked dudes covered in weird paint who have no spoken language other than screaming. They get COVID or something, idk. Our crew finally got a UAV killstreak and it smallpox blankets an entire planet of people, which is an unconventional COD lobby strategy, but we'll s…
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And after our weird ACAB old man episode, we're back with an episode with an interesting idea undercut by one constant question: Why don't you just shoot the bastard? After all this time, the squad has finally apprehended Apophis by mere chance after investingating a supposed Tok'ra signal through Gate. Or perhaps it was more planned than it seems.…
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Extended cut available on our Patreon! Hope: I had to cut well over an hour of our bullshit. Welcome to the sequel to Face/Off, where Daniel swaps faces with an old man as we get to see Michael Shanks in old man makeup doing some of the absolute worst acting you've ever seen. I'm sorry, we love you, but the old man acting in this one was a bit of a…
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S1B4 - Under Seag (1 year anniversary Public release)
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Ok we're a little late. our anniversary was at the start of October. Buuut Today's episode is running late. So here's a late anniversary gift Now comes our fourth bonus episode where we cover the story of a man who cannot fight who pretends that he can fight, but sure can he cook. That's right, we're covering the 1992 action movie Under Siege featu…
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S2B5 - The Anti-UK Tourism Board Presents: Snatch
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This is a preview of a bonus episode aavailable on our patreon for $3.50 Alright, listen 'ere you fuckin prat. This episode we're talkin' about a fuckin movie called Snatch by Guy fuckin Ritchie from the fuckin 2000s. When the anti-semitic non-union counterpart of the Payday gang pull off a successful Antwerp diamond heist, the ensuing fervour to g…
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Hey, it's time for a sciencey episode about science and black holes and stuff. I sure don't get any of that nerd crap, but the SGC have recruited Dr GBroatic from the Dutch Pentagon to rate this episode of Stargate's scientific accuracy on matters of space, black holes, time dilation and all that good stuff. The rest of us continue to make dumb jok…
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Oh damn! You know what time it is? That's right, it's time for a GOOD EPISODE! We return to the sacred rock texts from the naked man planet where we finally decide to read them I guess? Daniel deciphers some co-ordinates that brings SG-1 to a strange enclosed cube where it looks like they're about to be become Fukouna Shoujo 03 (don't google) until…
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Alright, listen up everyone. You have a secret mission courtesy of the Stargate Oversight Podcast Join Chiefs of...yeah whatever. We got a little bit of American Imperialism to talk about again folks. Remember the last episode where we did the Native Americans? What if we just sorta...did it again with just this time the generic stereotype of "prim…
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