The completely and wildly inappropriate podcast that tells the stories of all the questionable (and incredibly entertaining!) decisions you've made in life. Providing justification for every single bad decision you've made in life!
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43 - Flaming Hot Cooters (STDs in the Nudes)
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Double-D has a hard time composing herself after Shauna bares it all for our latest episode of STD’s in the news in the nudes! The ladies provide updates on inflation, share useful safety information for your sinking holes and question AA’s published success rates. Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory…
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Break out the fancy Friday night polka dot bow ties for this episode, friends, because Shauna has some amazing party crashing stories for you. Shauna regales us with the story of how she traumatized poor Poindexter, and learned an important lesson about compatibility in the process. Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory…
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This week's episode is packed full of good information! We learn about the sneaky dangers of kayaking while on a girl's weekend and Double-D gives listeners a thorough definition of "prison body". Tune in to be the first to hear Double-D's full legal name and learn about the intricacies of middle school social hierarchies. Check out our Instagram! …
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Today's episode is a listener story coming to us from Alaskan Amber, and it is a story about UNtrue love. Shauna and Double-D learn about the dating market in our northernmost state, and are introduced to the saying "The odds are good, but the goods are odd" (and it is no joke!!). There is no shortage of red flags in this story, listeners! Check ou…
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Happy 4th of July listeners! Pour yourself a nice cold Margtini, and sit back for some STD fireworks! Double-D has some inner fireworks happening in this episode in her interaction with a local delivery driver. You've gotta watch your back out there! Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory…
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This episode is all about etiquette. Double-D gives us all some pointers for how to behave appropriately when you're in the locker room at the gym, and then Shauna gives a very clear example of how to mortify your prim and proper relatives and friends. We head down south (to Mexico, you perv - get your mind out of the gutter!) for this week's story…
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In today's episode, Double-D has a story about a "little" date that she shares with all of us. What starts as a sidenote becomes a full blown story, and once again we confirm that beauty truly IS on the inside....unless you're THE Sniggly Sourpuss from this story. Don't be a Sniggly Sourpuss, people!! Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.…
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In this week's episode, Shauna tells us all about the adventures of Claudia and Clementine, and we get dangerously close to morphing into a true crime podcast for an episode! Valuable lessons are learned in this episode for all of our young (and adventurous) adults out there. Remember dear listeners, it's NEVER the ones you expect!! Double-D tells …
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In this first installment of our Prison Baes series, Double-D tells us about her torrid (and incredibly short) love affair with Barry da Bone. We discuss the importance of planning your wardrobe in advance of your penal system romance, and how a simple pair of socks may just be enough to save you some heartache and even make your conjugal visit dre…
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34 - Just One Drink (ft. She-Mando the Bonnie Lass)
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Shauna and our guest (She-Mando the Bonnie Lass) take a stroll down memory lane in this episode as they share with all of us the tale of finding a sugar daddy and the amazing shenanigans that followed. She-Mando learns that it truly is harder to ride a horse hungover than it is to drive, and Shauna learns that you always have to keep a close eye on…
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In response to listener feedback, Double-D, Shauna and Clark take a field trip to McDonalds to test a Filet o' Fish sandwich (or as we affectionately like to call it, the Fellatio Fish!) In this episode, we talk about the experience, what we enjoyed and what we were surprised by. In keeping in the food theme, Double-D also spills her secrets about …
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Is it an off Broadway production or Double-D's life?? That's an excellent question! Take a ride through the streets of Paris in this episode, as Double-D visits the Louvre, meets the Parisian Michael Phelps and gets teary eyed in Notre Dame cathedral. Shauna explains the German tradition of Kohlfahrt. What an international episode!!! Check out our …
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31 - St. Patty's Shenanigans (STDs in the News)
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Happy St. Patty's Day listeners! Have you ever noticed how the true meaning of a holiday seems to matter much less than the amount of partying associated with that holiday?? St. Patty's Day is a beautiful demonstration of this! Join us for this episode where Double-D proposes process improvements for hospitals, and Shauna gives the Windy City some …
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In this action-packed episode Double-D tells us the story of her younger, more innocent self getting tangled up in some neighborhood shenanigans that resulted in verbal lashings, doors being removed from hinges, and a stain on Doritos' reputation. I promise you listeners, you won't see the end coming on this one! Double-D also expresses her frustra…
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In honor of Valentine's Day, Shauna tells the story of Jose and Maria and their upcoming nuptials. This story came with a bunch of amazing photographs to help you truly step into the story, so don't forget to check out our Instagram page for this one!! This episode begs the question: Is it a ridiculous thought to simply order pizza for your wedding…
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Double-D spills the beans on the strength of her dating roster in this episode. She shares with us a recent story of a gentleman caller who brings his own baggage to the dating scene. Michael (the suitor in question) goes full kimono, and tells all on his date with Double-D, and listeners, you don't want to miss this! MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO THE EN…
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Check out this episode for a little glimpse into how Shauna became the person she is today. In today's story, Shauna dodges a bullet, and proves that it truly IS better to be lucky than good! And remember friends - if you're going to steal a vehicle, don't return it back to where you got it! Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/stdpod…
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26 - Rare Armadillo (STDs in the News)
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Welcome, dear listeners, to our first episode of STDs in the News! In this episode, we talk about some cooking tips for ensuring you don't catch leprosy, tactics for fending off your not-so-friendly neighborhood bear, and a variety of other very important life lessons! If you happen to be one of our Florida listeners, we would love to know what is …
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This episode's story came to us from sweet Penelope Pussycat. Penelope shares with us her recent encounter with Pepe, and the romance that followed. She gets quite riled up in the relaying her story, so we included a bonus sound bite for your listening pleasure! Ladies: watch for those red flags - they are meant to be warnings, not something to cha…
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In this episode, Double-D shares some updates on her love life, and spills a big secret. If you're struggling through the wars of dating, don't worry - Double-D is right there with you! Two suggestions for you, our loyal listeners: consider becoming a cougar, and make sure you have batteries for your vibrator!! We also hear about Double-D's recent …
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In this week's episode, we celebrate the tradition of the Thanksgiving holiday, and all of the tomfoolery that can come along with it. Double-D shares a few things she's thankful for, and we both get some practice on our turkey impressions. Do you have an awesome Thanksgiving story? Share it with us! Send it to stdpodcaststory@gmail.com Check out o…
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In our FIRST episode submitted by a dude, we talk a lot about biscuits - Biscuits and Gravy, Biscuits the dog, Digital Underground grabbin' 'em by the biscuits - you name it, we've got your biscuits covered! Double-D relates a lot to Carl's story, as we go on a sunny Saturday morning stroll through the neighborhood park, until the storm clouds gath…
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Back in 1914, Double-D went to have tea with some really fancy ass people. Being the classy lady Double-D is, she filled her pockets with dainty little cookies, and filled her cup with some SERIOUS tea. In this episode, she shares the tea with us all about the kinky Vicar and his recent Bonnie and Clyde panty heist from WalMart. Have you worn undie…
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In this episode, we start out with Double-D and Shauna telling you all about their company retreat to Perky Cups. They're now contemplating opening a coffee shop of their own - you'll have to listen to find out what they're going to name it! After we discuss our company retreat, Shauna tells us about her recent run in with some inebriated ladies in…
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This episode covers multiple cases of mistaken identity, and a case of extreme clarity on the identity of the dating "prize" for one of Double-D's friends (Anna Nicole). Anna Nicole knows exactly what she wants, and in this story, she charges after it with reckless abandon, despite a severe case of halitosis and a raging boner. The elder Silas is l…
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18 - Family Bush (ft. Luscious Lucy)
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Some people have a family tree....and others have a family bush. There is plenty of family bush to discuss in this week's episode when we have Luscious Lucy back again to tell another one of her amazing stories. There are lots of lessons to be learned in this episode, including why it's always important to pee BEFORE going to bed, and the age old r…
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17 - Blame it on the Cat (guest host Luscious Lucy)
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Roommates can be so great - they pay half the rent, they buy half the toilet paper, and they wrestle you into submission and put you in the old double hook-a-toe. But they can also bring some challenges packed in their bags when they move in. Check out this episode (with our guest co-host Luscious Lucy) to hear about Fiona's struggles with Wacky Ja…
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16 - Supercharged for Scissoring (ft. Luscious Lucy)
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As it turns out, three really is a crowd. Join us as Luscious Lucy tells her story in her own words, and we all learn a few things about what its like to live that Throuple Life. Whether you're thinking about giving it a try, or looking for some quality entertainment, this is the episode for you! Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/s…
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How DO you pronounce "Jeff" with no F's?? Well, tune in to this episode to find out! We also learn in this episode why it may be dangerous to combine power tools and masturbation - an important lesson we all need to hear. Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststoryAutor: Shitshow Shauna and the Dazzling Diva
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What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold. That's right, dear listeners. It turns out that Outkast was right. In this episode, we hop on a plane with Sharktits, and head overseas for some Polish shenanigans. Like a button on a fur coat, this story will make you want to go back inside and bundle up for the winter! Check out our Instagram! https://www.…
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Buckle your seatbelt, and get ready for this Las Vegas New Year's adventure! In this episode Donny and Daphne Duck partake in some edibles, teeter on the edge of getting detained by security, and swear their allegiance to Criss Angel. Daphne gets a little more than she bargained for, and she vows to never enjoy edibles again. Check out our Instagra…
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Have you ever lied to your doctor about how an injury happened? Shauna certainly has! In this episode, alliterations abound as we step into our lab coats for a physics experiment that has some painful results. This story details one of Shaun's personal STD moments - tune in to hear how Shauna explained away her injuries when she visited her doctor!…
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Have you ever wondered where the sport of parkour originated? Wonder no more - we think we found the answer for you! In this episode, Double-D goes way back and tells us the tale of her first true love, and all of the drama that inevitably ensued. This episode is proof that questionable decisions have no minimum age requirement. And we'll ALWAYS be…
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In this episode, Shauna tells the story of a couple of young, recent college grads who head east and find themselves tangled up in all kinds of shenanigans along the way. Their trusty steed (the Turtle) works through some self-doubt in being compared to the Batmobile, but stays true to them, and carries the girls all the way to safety...and one ste…
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You can keep the Mona Lisa, our preferred art form consists of fake machine gun toting, scantily clad men dancing in unison. In this episode, Double-D provides a glimpse into what it is like to live with ad-DICK-tion. Double-D narrowly made it out alive, and she capitalizes on the opportunity to share some important life lessons with all of us! Che…
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Women wrestling. Need I say more? I suppose I probably should. Here's what I'll give you: There is no mud involved (sorry gents!!), but there is a true test of love, and someone's face ends up in the dog's water bowl. Intrigued? Give it a listen! Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory…
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That's right listeners - we've got Barbie fever too! In this episode Double-D tells us all about the different Barbie personas she adopted to try and win the affection of a fine, revolutionary gentleman. After months of sleep deprivation, Double-D decides to call it quits, but not before she learns some valuable lessons that she shares with us all!…
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6 - Peanut Butter and Lavender Panties
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There are certain combinations that have withstood the test of time: Salt-N-Pepa, bacon and eggs, macaroni and cheese, red beans and rice, and of course, peanut butter and lavender panties. Okay, maybe not, but peanut butter and lavender panties absolutely DO go together in this episode! This story was submitted by a master story teller, and you do…
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In this episode, Double-D hilariously rants about the things that are getting her riled up right now. From the challenges of eating out at various fast food establishments, to practicing the time honored art of valet-tio, Double-D is going to break it all down for you this week! Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory…
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Once upon a time, in the land of Ass-Playdia, there was a young lady who found a suitor named Backdoor Sam. The shenanigans, tomfoolery and debauchery ensued....until it came to a screeching halt. Is there a happy ending to this fairy tale?? Tune in to this episode to find out! Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory…
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Do you know what a "hobosexual" is? Shaun finds out the definition in this episode, as we learn the hobosexual methodology. We also reminisce and take a stroll down memory lane as we browse the aisles of Blockbuster (are we showing our age here?!?!) Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory…
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In this episode, Double-D takes us on a birthday adventure, fully equipped with all of the shenanigans, tomfoolery and debauchery you'd expect...and then some! Double-D learns the importance of having really good friends, and that sleep is, apparently, overrated. Grab your eyepatch, and don't forget to tip your driver!! Check out our Instagram! htt…
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Have you been online trying to find the BEST recipe for disaster? Well, I think we found it!! In this episode, we hear the unbelievable series of ridiculous events that spelled epic disaster. There are, as usual, a lot of lessons to learn in this episode, including pushing pause to decide whether you'd rather be known as "puke girl" or "naked girl"…
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This episode is all about helping you figure out what the F is going on with this podcast. You'll meet the hosts (Shitshow Shauna and the Dazzling Diva), catch a glimpse into who they are, and learn some of their own STD stories. What better way to kick off a podcast than to imagine yourself as a human shuffleboard puck, or to cringe at the thought…
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