https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cult100edit.mp3 EPISODE 100!!!!!!!! Oh my god oh my god! We made it to episode 100 and as such we were very very very drunk, and a few months ago the Fandible (Website) challenged us to do a whole episode in American Accents. So we did. Please note, if you ARE american you may not want to l…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cult99edit3.mp3 Episode 99 Henri’s train is in Jeopardy, the murder of Blackjack the kitten threatens to destroy his alliance with Ulthar which could spell the end of the deal with Nodens and the end of the train forever. But who amongst the current travellers on the train is the cold blood…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cult98edit2.mp3 Episode 98 Finally get to run the End of the World having failed to the first time due to illness. In this episode we have Hardwick, Loka, and Bloodied playing Hardwick, Loka, and Bloodied as they turn up to a Roleplaying Session at Cult Headquarters only to find that Mawdri…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cult97edit2.mp3 Episode 97 On Henri’s fine train travelling to the Gulf of Nodens to cast aside their fears (if they can think of any) they continue to meet with their fellow travellers. Reaching Dyath-Leen several people get on the train, well, people and Things. Will the disgusting beings…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cult96edit2.mp3 Episode 96 The Investigators finally get underway, getting on the Orient Express and heading off to Lausanne to track down the writer of the mysterious letter that the Doctor in Poissey received with regards to the Sedefkar Simulacrum. First Although there is some “belling” …

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cult95edbest.mp3 Episode 95 Please note if you haven’t watched the ADVERT for fallout four, there is a spoiler for fallout four. Join us as we continue to learn the Shadowrun 5e combat rules (although we do forget the -ve roll to defend for being hit with multiple attacks between your actio…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cult94editl3.mp3 Episode 94 With their job secured they begin trying to work out exactly what they are going to actually do about it. Their Air Spirit has given them a basic layout of the place complete with eyes on walls, and flappy things… Now they need to work out how to actually break a…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cult93edit2.mp3 Episode 93 Having finally secured the first part of the Sedefkar Simulacrum our heroes have only one last thing to follow up in France. What became of the Comte de Fenalik when he was interred in Charenton Insane Asylum, and does this have anything to do with the Death of Do…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cult92editl.mp3 Episode 92 Having located the Cellar of the Comte de Fenalik’s villa the Investigators have dug the door out and now stand before the iron door to the cellar which has been forced open. Will they dare enter and see if there are any clues to the whereabouts of the Sedefkar Si…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cult91editl.mp3 Episode 91! Which we mistakenly refer to as Episode 90, sorry about that! After a slightly anarchic start what with time scheduling and reading the schedule list wrong and thinking this was episode 90 for a bit, then looking at the Paris map for ages finally the Investigator…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cult90editl.mp3 Episode 90 Because the last episode was fairly short I have released this one early to make up for it! With Fenbyarl being very very dead, which will likely cause issues between the Ravens Court and the Earls Court, Sleagh has granted them a headstart before the hunt inevita…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cult89editl.mp3 Episode 89 Having started their researches in Paris the investigators continue attempting to hunt down clues about the Sedefkar Simulacrum and its previous owner the Comte De Fenaliché. Not knowing what forces are arranged against them however, anyone could be a worshipper o…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cult88editlev.mp3 Episode 88 With the Shadowrunners hired to render the Biology concerns generator offline for a certain period of time, they continue attempting to do their due diligence and you know research the target before just rocking up to the place with all the guns. Realising that …

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/cult87edit2.mp3 Episode 87 With the Doom train finally dealt with they get back to actually saving the world and so they… get on a train! Travelling to Paris they start their researches trying to find the location of the Sedefkar Simulacrum, particularly the previous owner known as the Comt…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/cult86edit2.mp3 Episode 86 In the dark future where the Mythos-apocalypse has occurred but life has continued despite the fact, four slightly random people sign up to a mission to retrieve a book, specifically the book “The Yellow Queen”. Please note that I should not be asked to play a pre…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/cult85edit2.mp3 Episode 85 With Fenbjarl of the Earls court managing to stand against the King in Rags and Tatters the players have to try and spirit away his magical talisman to prevent him taking over the whole of the Ravens Court. However in a world where all is alliances, politicking, a…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/cult84edit2.mp3 Episode 84 Trapped on the train Issey and Warfstache work with the slightly insane Randolph Alexis and the terrified Henry Stanley to try and escape the pocket universe which is slowly filling up with shadows of the doom train. Outside the pocket universe Sadie and Clarrissa…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cult83edit.mp3 Episode 83 Faced with frankly awful tea we dived into the Cthulhu Mythos to try and escape. The potentially deadly train set secured the investigators did the obvious thing, they played with it! The train unfortunately appeared as well! surrounded by 1890’s revenants with Cla…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cult82edit.mp3 Episode 82 The Train Set located the investigators proceed to the Butters Residence to speak with Mr Arthur Butters about potentially securing the train set so they can investigate it. It seems likely they may have to go to the London Train Spotters Association dinner as well…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cult81edit.mp3 Episode 81 Allegory our American Member is over in England so we decided to to a one shot of Dresden Files! A power vacuum in London has caused all of the various supernatural players in the City to organise a neutral meeting to discuss splitting up the Hoard of the now decea…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cult80final.mp3 Episode 80 Happy Halloween! After a lengthy recap (go to 32 min 39 seconds to skip it), the Investigators get on with it! Having finished the Diary of Professor Smith the Cthulhu team remember that they were going to Stoke Newington to look into the disappearance of Mr Henry…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cult79final.mp3 Episode 79 Despite what we say it’s actually the 9th Session of The Blood Red Fez and with Henry Terrence Smythe now wearing a Fez the action has definitely come to a ‘head’. Menkaph is planning to attack, but first they need to persuade Baron Von Hoeffler’s daughter that sh…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cult78e.mp3 Episode 78 Baron Von Hoeffler has finally arrived and immediately takes charge of the situation, although the Players worry that his immediate response of “go and murder Menkaph and his compatriots and take their Fezzes” might be a little bit too direct action for them. Added to…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cult77e.mp3 Episode 77 Bloodied was asleep, I was struggling to think, and the chanting children were singing an aria designed to scramble peoples brains, as such I didn’t feel up to running cthulhu. Instead we decided to play several short games all together, along with some… Banter?!? Dow…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cult76e.mp3 Episode 76 The year is 2077 and the UK is now a flooded toxin filled wasteland where Megacorporations wage a shadowy war on each other for influence and profit using deniable assets called Shadowrunners. Life is dangerous as a Shadowrunner, you are as llikely to be killed by you…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cult75e.mp3 Episode 75 In London Below a rag tag band of those who were lost have come together for mutual protection. In the highly stratified and highly factional London below the London we know however the politics and alliances of the world could rise up and destroy them at a moments no…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/cult741.mp3 Episode 74 Missing members of the Cthulhu team we decided to run Dread (the game with the Jenga Tower). Follow Margo the Star Chile, Sonia, and John as they head into the Jungle of Cesca De La Amazonias with Buffalo Bills Jungle Treks. What could possibly go horribly wrong with …

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cult73.mp3 Episode 73 With the miracle that is my books actually turning up, we got back to Horror on the Orient Express. When last we saw them the players were trying to determine what they were going to do about Menkaph and his Evil Fez. What will they find when they break into Sleeping C…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cult72e.mp3 Cult 72 We go through Kickstarter project we have backed and loved, and a few that have frustrated us beyond belief (I’m looking at you Chaosium). We round up all of the video game and roleplaying projects we have backed. Also discussed is the habit of programming companies kick…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cult71edit.mp3 Cult 71 In our tribute to the Late Sir Terry Pratchett (an awesome gentleman) we have decided to play Fate Accelerated Discworld. Faced with a giant ball of Obsidian and a roundish room the Unexpounded Relic Retrieval squad press on in the hopes of securing the One True Mock.…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cult70edit1.mp3 Cult 70 In our tribute to the Late Sir Terry Pratchett (an awesome gentleman) we have decided to play Fate Accelerated Discworld. The Unexpounded Relics Retrieval squad continues working their way through the Temple of the One True Mock, hoping against hope that their skills…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cult69eod.mp3 Episode 69 In our tribute to the Late Sir Terry Pratchett (an awesome gentleman) we have decided to play Fate Accelerated Discworld. The Unexpounded Relics Retrieval squad sets out to seize the artefact known as The One True Mock. A wizard called Larry Dusseldorf, another call…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cult68e.mp3 Episode 68 We might be Excessively British, but the Cult of Tea and Dice has adherents everywhere. So when Bloodied headed over to America (California) he took cards against humanity with him to try and corrupt some of them. Please note the sound after they stop playing Cards is…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cult671.mp3 Episode 67 Trapped in the Abbey Mills Pumping station with something like two hundred Zombies, which are kept at bay solely by a plunging torrent of sewage is bad. Having the Zombie Lord and eighteen of his friends on the wrong side of the of the torrent is bad… one bite and it …

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cult66.mp3 Episode 66 Hello there Culteasts! Continuing the story of the Blood Red Fez firstly they get to the bottom of what was scratching at their door to try and get in. Then they take the time to actually confront Menkaph to try and find out what he is actually planning. In true Henry …

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cult65.mp3 Episode 65 Blood Red Fez Session 2 see’s the players trying to work out how best to deal with Demonic headware, hunting down clues and planning for the future. Or in the street urchins case jamming every lock in London… zzzz They also begin planning to get to Constantinople witho…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cult64.mp3 Episode 64 Trapped in their house, with Von Stahd inside and a Zombie Lord outside Lord Leigh and his compatriots try and come up with a way to first get the zombie lord alone, and then finish him off. With London overrun by zombies, the fate of the whole metropolis might actuall…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cult63.mp3 Episode 63 Sound Effect Warning: there is a weird sound about half way through, be prepared! As they travel north to check into the strange train set that Mehmet Makryat sold, and the buyers strange disappearance, Oliver Oldstaff Settles in to read the Professors account of the s…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cult62.mp3 Episode 62 Waking up next to a skinned man in the British Library is not the best way to start the day, but it is all a matter of course for Cthulhu Investigators. Getting over this shock they continue their studies, trying to work out where the Sedefkar Simulacrum might be hidde…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cult61.mp3 Episode 61 Having received a request to meet from Professor Smith, whose house has recently burned down, the heroes travel to the poor end of London. There he tells them of a terrible artefact, the Sedefkar Simulacrum, which he was intending to hunt down and destroy. They agree t…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cult60.mp3 Episode 60 We finish up in Norfolk, with the Investigators making an impassioned pleas for the books to be sent on to the Dalley-DelMorte Foundation, and bidding a farewell to Inspector Harris. Mr Warfestache’s fragile mental state seems to have subsided, but is his grasp on real…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cult59.mp3 Episode 59 Having returned to the Rosethorne Mansion with the redoubtable Inspector Harris, the Investigators resolve to get to the bottom of the mystery of the Davies disappearance. First order of business, enter the Mansion, and find out where all of the blood the Caretaker was…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cult58.mp3 Episode 58 The characters continue looking into the mysterious disappearance of the Davies family, who have been revealed as raging Bibliomaniacs amongst other less salubrious perversions. Did they even intend to hand over the Vishakpatnam Fragment? Venturing into the Broads they…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cult57.mp3 Episode 57 Having eaten a rather fine dinner our heroes have seemingly been talked into travelling to Norfolk to pick up the Vishakpatnam Fragment, from a collector known as Victor Davies, seemingly as some kind of test of their suitability for inclusion in the Dalley-Delmorte Fo…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cult56.mp3 Episode 56 Having fought Von Stahd off they attempt to pursue the now heavily wounded Prussian assassin through the fog, but will he prove too resourceful for them. With the Tavern damaged by the fire he set, and the fog getting into everything could the day get any worse. Why ar…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cult55.mp3 Episode 55 Finally we begin what will be our Epic play through of Horror on The Orient Express. We start however with an introductory adventure “Still Waters of Norfolk” for which this session acts as the first session. A somewhat eclectic mix of people are drawn together at the …

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cult54.mp3 Episode 54 With the Hammy man secured they decide to leave him to the tender mercies of Samson, whose job it is to find out what his interest in Lord Leigh is. That said the weather seems to be on the turn, with mist rising from the Thames could a Lost Day be in the offing? What …

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cult53.mp3 Episode 53 The Fight continues with the Mountain and Garrick hacking at each other, Loras getting telling blows. Loras keeps getting involved and doing his flashy fighting. The Great Jon wakes up and starts fighting for real this time! Amid the clanging and crashing Brian Telson …

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cult52.mp3 Episode 52 Lord Leigh and the band of merry misfits he has gathered about himself now have to try and survive the attentions of Oberleutman Von Stahd. A prospect that may prove to be more difficult than they first imagined. First step find out where he is hiding. Second step find…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cult51.mp3 Episode 51 It is the day of the Grand Tourney, the house has its plans in order despite the minor curve ball thrown by the melee being EVERYONE on the field at once. Which means everyone will face the Mountain together. Will the Mountain kill everyone, will the Grimwood plans bea…