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Welcome to the Ma'am Aight Queens podcast. We're the rulers you either love or hate and each week we'll be setting the world to rights, then, from a randomly generated word we'll be finding strange stories to tell each other all whilst having a giggle and not needing alcohol to bring our special brand of madness directly to your ears. Full disclaimer there will be nsfw content and probably a strong view or two expressed. So settle in and enjoy the car crashing into a dumpster fire that is Sa ...
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This week Sam and Laura cannot, for the life of them figure out what makes circumstances 'suspicious' for salmon handling, why if you wanna escape from prison Germany is the place and why there is a number two curse hanging over Eurovision. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; acid fannies, Did the UK give ABBA the clap? The best fa…
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Find out why the Victorians are weird and why the Aztecs played some weird ballgames. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; mummy unrolling, fern hunting, archaeology is guesswork, Laura brings it back around to Star Trek and Sam will never forgive the Victorians for introducing live fish into our homes. Instagram: instagram.com/them…
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This week Sam freaks out. Then she overreacts. There are many moments where her voice gets to a level only dogs can hear. She doesn't like fish... Trust me on that. Also for the delight of your ear holes; Laura attempts - very admirably - to talk about some of her favourite fishy films... *CHRONICLES OF SILVERDEER OUT NOW* https://www.amazon.co.uk/…
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I'd say have we got a show for you this week, but honestly, we've no idea because we were both out of sorts. This week there's some stuff that happens and then some more stuff. Something to do with biscuits...... Also for the delight of your earholes; Laura loved Thunderforce, , Bourbons are a top notch biscuit. Some frogs get stabbed with an umbre…
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EP 13. Don't Rub Your F*nny on a Digestive
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This week find out why you shouldn't urinate on a glossed windowsill, what a game of 'Soggy Biscuit' would be like, logistically, for women, why Kindle Create is fannying Laura off, What to do if you run out of perfume and why Sam hates the word fanny... Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; Orgasm candles, Frutella spunk, Iron Bru P…
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Ep 12: Don't Sh*t On My Face and Tell Me it's Raining!
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This week find out why your job doesn't suck nearly as bad as the whipping boys, why Sambuca isn't recommended in large quantities and why if you ask someone a favour you then shouldn't follow up with rubbing your defecation on their face. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; Sam arguing with her brain out loud, Laura listing ALL th…
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This week find out why Sainsburys are dicks, why Falcon and the Winter Soldier is going to make you thirsty, why some people get weirdly into other people's wedding veils and why ARMS are nice Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; About 3 hours of Laura laughing.... Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook: https://www.f…
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This week find out why you should not rely on teenage boys for advice, why even cannibalism cant escape racism and why consent is not optional. Listen to Laura do more unexpected things with her mouth and discover why Sam once, twice, thrice done with Boots Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; My son the disappearing pug, American P…
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This week find out why you should fear the urban fox, be suspicious of sassy salamanders and why questioning Sam on TMHT is folly. Listen to Laura do unexpected things with her mouth and discover why challenging Sam to a game of Monopoly is extremely unwise... Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; why can't we just stop laughing, eve…
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This week find out all about why we introduce each podcast as a car crashing into a dumpster fire, why Sam clearly needs to research ancient rain dances and why Laura knows the financial benefits of Dinosaur porn. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; WTF is happening, Boris the toddler murderer, why Romesh Ranganathan and Joe Lycett…
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Episode 7; The Reverse Mermaid Wideon
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This week find out all about why you should stay in your lane and keep your free bible, why Sam shouts GET IN ME every time she watches Lord of The Rings, just how many times we can say dick in one podcast annnnnndddd just what exactly is the reverse mermaid. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; No one can stay on track, THIS IS FIN…
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Ep 6 Blown Out Tires and a Broken Chassis
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Well we only went and got a bloody special guest on for this week didn't we mate!! This week find out how the amazingly bearded, multi-talented legend of a Scotsman that is John Crinan (@johncrinan ) managed to handle being stuck between Sam and Laura bickering like an old married couple. Find out why Sam and John aren't advocating self surgery, wh…
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This week Sam and Laura talk about why mental health is a circle jerk of f*ckery, why Laura is going to get hate mail from Spirk shippers, why sneak b*tches are the worst and why Sam had to run zig zag through a field to escape a cow she'd pissed off. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; More men getting stuck places they shouldn't,…
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This week Sam and Laura talk about why ovaries can do one mate, why an elastic band is not an effective revenge strategy, why Sam cant function as a human and if wanking off a tramp is an act of public service... The word of the week is 'Help’ and we want to hear from you; what interesting fact or story do you have around this word drop in the comm…
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This week Sam and Laura talk why technology can be a good thing, why cleaning is the worst thing ever invented by humans, why magnets are a remedy for nothing and the disturbing trend in triangles which has left Fisher Price at a loss... The word of the week is 'Bitter’ and we want to hear from you; what interesting fact or story do you have around…
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This week Sam and Laura discuss parent disclaimers, why your Nan has probably got a glory hole and attempt not to bore themselves to death after having been painted into a corner by the word principle... The word of the week is ‘Magnetic’ and we want to hear from you; what interesting fact or story do you have around this word drop in the comments …
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This week Laura and Sam talk about why they hate humanity, love Drag Queens and give you some surprising facts about Firemen you didn't realise you needed in your lives. This word of the week is 'Principle' and we want to hear from you, what interesting fact/story do you have around this word? Drop it in the comments below or over on our socials. I…
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