Episode 585: Bye-Bye Biden

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions

01:32 Biden Drops Out

08:32 Trump’s Shooter

16:59 Trump’s Ear

19:50 Shiloh Pitt

26:25 WNBA vs. USA

28:49 Rebel Wilson

—We say “hi” to Michael Cuske, and have a very brief discussion about the documentary, The Decline of Western Civilization, part 2, The Metal Years, and marvel at the fact Chris Holmes of W.A.S.P is still alive.

—Well, when you go on vacation, you miss the big stories. Joe Biden withdrew from the presidential race, leaving America with Kamala Harris. Oddly enough, Kamala has injected enthusiasm into the contest, this despite the fact she was a horrible candidate in 2020, and an unpopular vp for the past four years.

(Note: the Idiots admit to being shills for George Soros in this section. The secret is out!)

—Updates on the failings of the Secret Service, the excellence of security at a Taylor Swift concert, and all that went wrong that fateful day in Pennsylvania.

—Why are MAGA cultists so insane? Gauze on their ears? Posers.

—Shiloh Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s daughter) is throwing a tantrum, and taking out advertising so the can share her thoughts with the world.
Well, her actions, actually. Not her thoughts.
She’ll tell everyone what she’s done, but not why she’s doing it.

—Oh, the rage of being jilted.
The WNBA picked champions to play in the Olympics, but before heading to France, they had to face the players who were being left behind…
And the secondary players kicked Olympic butt.

Fantastic.

—Rebel Wilson wants attention. So much so, she was willing to go after Sacha Baron Cohen in her autobiography.
In a quick case of “turnabout is fair play,” now she’s being accused of being a horrible person on set.
Oh, justice…
I love you so.

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