Episode 607: ISIS in America

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions

0:150 Shamsud-Din Jabbar

14:38 DEI in Universities

21:50 Brad Spafford

28:41 Alfred Rava

—We begin with apologies.

We know we’ve mentioned this several times over the past several weeks, but Jake and his family (wife, two kids, two dogs, cat) are moving.

They just got to their new house, which means the first half of craziness has passed, but as we record, they’re in the second half of insane.

Things are in boxes, the kids are noisy… there’s a lot going on.

HOPEFULLY, next week, Jake will have all his audio issues taken care of.

Cross your fingers, and thanks for your patience.

—Is there a bigger douchebag out there right now than Shamsud-Din Jabbar?

Sure, historically, there are bigger losers, but at the moment, this guy is the absolute worst. Thrice divorced, failed businesses, and does he look in the mirror and pick the common denominator, him?

Nope!

He lashes out at the world around him.

Ugh.
Such an a-hole.

Makes me wish I believed in hell, so I could find peace in the knowledge he’s down there right now, waiting for Trump and his ilk.

We also discuss (and praise) Master Sergeant Matthew Alan Livelsberger, who took himself out in Vegas. He didn’t go on a rampage, and target innocent people, he ended his problems the right way, but removing himself from the game.

Good on ya, Master Sergeant.

—The University of Iowa is dialing back its DEI courses.

That’s a win for conservatives, right?

Well, not really.
A university with 33,000 students is cutting programs that, combined, had less than 60 students.

So…

Yeah, that’s just a good business move.

“Oh, no one is interested in this? Yeah, cut the program.”

—Speaking of douchebags… Brad Spafford has a lawyer, and that lawyer is a big one.

Brad Spafford seems to have issues.

He has a hobby of making bombs.

Lots and lots of them.

And I’m not talking about movies that don’t make back their budget.

The FBI found out about him, arrested him, and a lawyer is arguing for his release into society.

Dude is the biggest walking red flag you’ve ever seen, and a lawyer wants him walking around unfettered.

Yay.

—Speaking of douchebag lawyers, Alfred Rava appears to be an enormous one.

He files lawsuits for incels against businesses that dare to offer a “ladies night,” in order to attract customers.

Apparently the weakest, most pathetic man-boys on the planet are threatened by women getting a dollar off the drink you’re probably going to buy for them anyway, and think it should be illegal.

Why?

Because when women go to a bar, men go to a bar.

They go to a bar and talk to women.

But not man-boy incels.

No, they’re afraid of women, so instead of allowing normal men to enjoy a night at a bar full of women, they sue.

And Alfred Rava takes the case.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

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