The Undisputed GOAT of Fruit (Controversial)

The Critical Banter Podcast

We begin this week with the most quintessential Critical Banter story imaginable, featuring a bathroom rare unit, dabbing your willy and an intelligent discourse about the seminal works of W H Auden. Following the tale of the urinal cretin, we discuss an impromptu mind your manners about requesting people to chip in for petrol, which may be fair enough given times are currently tough.

We bring back “Head’s Up” this week, which is basically just charades but with a phone on your forehead. The boys run through a few categories including celebrities, countries and food.

“Compare and Contrast” is back this week. If you are new, this is where we debate and rank various things. This week we really scrape the bottom of the barrel by tier listing some of the most popular fruits in the world. For once there seems to be unity amongst the boys as they come to an agreement on most the placings.

Also this week: Robert Frost, Dyson hand dryers, BeReal, Cyprus trees and Nietzsche.

Segments this week:

The Logue: Tired of reaching around each other (at least on the podcast), the boys have instead decided to reach around the week’s news stories, events and viral trends.

Head’s Up: The boys play the timeless classic charades with a modern twist.

Compare and Contrast: Named in honour of our favourite HSC English essay questions, the boys debate the most pressing issues in society and attempt to agree on a ranked tier list, which may end up in broken friendships and definitely will end up being wrong.

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