018: Wi-Fi Automated Kettles, ABBA is Definitely Still Alive and Hologranimals with Dan and Steve (1-0)
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The time has officially come. Someone’s stolen Dan’s business idea in REAL-TIME. And no he didn’t just invent the already existing Smart Kettle that you can purchase on Amazon and have delivered tomorrow. That would be silly.
As you may know, Steve ended racism a couple of weeks ago and now he’s tackling animal cruelty in zoos using holograms. Can you see where we’re going with this? It’s got a bloody good name too. That’s a lot of creativity for someone who didn’t know ABBA was still alive. We’ve also got some wild headlines of the week including some very inappropriate noises on Match of the Day and Americans attempting to change the actual law of maths because “it’s just easier”.
More serious stuff:
- The robbery is real this week - another one of our business ideas has just been released in America
- Steve’s alarming recurring dream that he definitely needs a therapist for
- You can win the lottery twice??
Steve’s got long hair now. Don’t worry he’ll post a pic if he’s feeling cute, might delete later x
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