The SCP Foundation Employee Orientation – Unveiling a World of Anomalies and Horror

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Welcome to your crash course on the SCP Foundation, a clandestine organization tasked with securing, containing, and protecting anomalies beyond human comprehension. In this orientation, we’ll break down the Foundation’s labyrinthine procedures, secret containment sites, and the bizarre cast of eldritch horrors, helpful blobs, infinite furniture stores, and towering oceanic eels lurking in the shadows. From the early days on internet forums to its evolution into a sprawling Wiki of cosmic-scale apocalypses, weird cognitohazards, and dark comedy, the SCP Universe offers endless rabbit holes to explore.
We’ll begin by covering the SCP format itself—those clinical containment logs and redacted data that heighten the tension. Then we’ll dive into the Foundation’s internal hierarchy: from hapless D-Class “volunteers” and veteran Level-2 researchers to the shadowy O5 Council. You’ll learn how anomalies are categorized—Safe, Euclid, Keter, and beyond—and discover some of the most iconic examples, like the unstoppable Shy Guy (SCP-096), the lethal Hard-to-Destroy Reptile (SCP-682), the heartwarming Tickle Monster (SCP-999), the mind-bending Infinite IKEA (SCP-3008), and the horrifying Flesh That Hates (SCP-610). We’ll discuss how the Foundation deploys Mobile Task Forces, distributes amnestics, and occasionally weaponizes anomalies themselves (looking at you, Thaumiel Class).
In addition, we’ll delve into overarching threats, including the ominous Scarlet King, who may (or may not) herald the end of everything. Finally, we’ll crack open a few fan-favorite stories, highlight the comedic side with joke SCPs, and mention the bizarre corners of the Wiki—like 3,000+ images of a certain fur-favorite entity. Whether you’re brand-new to the SCP fandom or someone who just discovered the horrifying brilliance of Procedure 110-Montauk, this orientation is your perfect primer on what makes the SCP Foundation such a vast, chilling, and darkly entertaining phenomenon. Prepare to step into a world where a “friendly gelatin blob” might be the last bastion of sanity in a cosmos of unstoppable beasts, and remember—Knowledge is a privilege… but it can also kill.
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