E86: Fantasy Dick Draft

THE ROSTER

After detailing a successful Barbie Bar Crawl celebration for Annmarie's birthday, the girls provide life updates about old flames sliding back in their DMs (and being promptly returned to the bench) and the current status of Echo's clit laceration.
Then, as an extension of Annmarie's Very Serious Fantasy Football Draft, the girls start a sports-themed episode that will have you asking yourself, "Who is Giannis? And how can I fuck him?" and "How quickly will The Roster be receiving a cease and desist from the Kardashians?"
Relying on their well-documented athletic aptitude, they analyze the rosters of their past, present, and future. From the rookies they are glad to have traded and the ones warming the bench to the starters and MVPs they plan to keep putting on the field, Annmarie and Echo revisit some classic players from their past (featuring Daddy, the Milkman, Boston, the Pretzelmaker, Echo's catfish, the Impregnator, one of the famed twin dicks, and MORE).
Between segments of Dirty Dictionary and Two Truths, the girls also offer tips from their MVPs on how to guarantee ample playing time and a long-term career in slaying pussy, as well as guidelines for what kind of players they're scouting for the season to come. Finally, Annmarie and Echo end the episode with another segment of Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries.
Episode Notes:
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